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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old April 4 2013, 09:43 PM   #16
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Crusher: They're the nards of all my previous boyfriends. Why do you ask?
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Old April 5 2013, 10:41 PM   #17
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Riker: One bridge, right Worf?

Worf: You're never going to let me forget that are you?



Picard: ...at this point you may consume your weak lemon drink.



Crusher: All i did was remove the Captain's brain and put it in this giant dildo. Is that a crime?

Worf: Did you get his consent first?

Crusher: Err.... Yes.

Worf: OK, case closed.
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Old April 6 2013, 03:06 AM   #18
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Riker: Worf! The captain said abandon ship!

Worf: Pussies



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Crusher: Betazoid STDs are not to be taken lightly, now get over here, disrobe & bend over
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Worf: In or out, I'm not paying to air condition the galaxy.




Picard: To Commander Riker, whom the Klingon Captain Kargan described in his official report, saying, "By the time he had come aboard, he had already lost his gagh reflex."




Sorry, Worf. I don't do "Ridge enhancement."
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