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Old April 5 2013, 02:09 PM   #16
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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I'm not sure what you advice you are really expecting here Ethros, besides "find somewhere else to do it".

Do you think people will tell you about some amazing place which is comfy, warm, spacious, private, free and within distance of you?
Churches. At night.

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It is spring and it is currently 5 (c)/48 (f).
That's the sort of temperature they report on the news here as record winter lows.
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Old April 5 2013, 02:23 PM   #17
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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I'm not sure what you advice you are really expecting here Ethros, besides "find somewhere else to do it".

Do you think people will tell you about some amazing place which is comfy, warm, spacious, private, free and within distance of you?
Ha, no not really tbh buddy. Guess I just wanted to vent really, wondered if anyone had been in the same posistion and what they did.
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Old April 5 2013, 02:28 PM   #18
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

I have been in such a situation. I just brought her home anyway. My mum brought me a cup of tea in the morning and found us, it was very awkward for a few hours, she got over it.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:28 PM   #19
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

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I'm not sure what you advice you are really expecting here Ethros, besides "find somewhere else to do it".

Do you think people will tell you about some amazing place which is comfy, warm, spacious, private, free and within distance of you?
Ha, no not really tbh buddy. Guess I just wanted to vent really, wondered if anyone had been in the same posistion and what they did.
When me and my wife were dating we use to have sex right on the other side of the wall from her Mom. Her Mom was never any wiser as to what we were doing.

Just try to keep the ruckus down.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:31 PM   #20
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Damn I thought this was going to be a thread about advice on how to play hide the sausage.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:36 PM   #21
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Disappointing. Tab A, Slot B, had diagrams and flow charts ready to go
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Old April 5 2013, 03:38 PM   #22
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Well, if you're not old enough to have her over without your parents around you're not old enough to bone her.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:40 PM   #23
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Scout101, Tab A goes into Slot A

Ethros just have sex in your room. your mum can probably handle the concept of people having sex, i mean you exist.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:41 PM   #24
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start offering to house sit.
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Old April 5 2013, 03:42 PM   #25
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Old April 5 2013, 03:45 PM   #26
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... do it in a courtroom? or let an old man watch?
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Old April 5 2013, 05:15 PM   #27
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This must be an April Fools joke. Everybody knows Trekkies don't have girlfriends, let alone sex.
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Old April 5 2013, 05:50 PM   #28
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

If your mom is out for a few hrs per day that's your window. What's the issue?
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Old April 5 2013, 06:37 PM   #29
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Before we moved to Fresno, we used to visit Hubby's family, staying on the pullout sofa or floor in the living room (read: There were NO doors to that room to close for privacy). We still managed, on a few occasions, to make love VERY quietly, and under blankets so nothing was actually "exposed." Yeah, we knew that someone could've walked in view. But the house was old and had wood floors, so we'd've heard them leaving their own rooms.

Having sex in the room next to your parents is possible. Just be very quiet. Like hunting wabbits.
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Old April 5 2013, 06:37 PM   #30
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Re: How do I have sex with my girlfriend?

Start gifting your mom with some all-day spa trips. Even if she gets suspicious she'll be too relaxed to care.
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