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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 31 2013, 03:28 PM   #31
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Of late, Data is neglecting his duties because he was struck by the thunderbolt. I should have surmised that he meant that both literally and figuratively.





Guinan: "You kids better eat fast and 23 skidoo. You don't want to be late for the sock hop."





Middle-aged man: "Keep ya' eye on that filly ovah theah. Ah think she'll be trouble."

Data: "I am unclear as to what you are referring. I do not see a horse in this room."
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Old March 31 2013, 03:32 PM   #32
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Data: Note to self. Look up and install design schematics for 20th century technology known as a surge protector.



Picard: You're the ship's counselor. You could at least pretend like you care what I'm talking about.




Guinan: Careful Wesley, I'm getting the feeling this girl's a real beast between the sheets.



Gambler: Son, since you don't seem to have any clothes, spot me a few more chips and I'll give you the rest of the outfit.



Worf: Ah, the KahlessSutra. Close the book, Commander. It is not for the timid.
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Old March 31 2013, 06:36 PM   #33
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Guinan: Ah, young love. Cherish these moments before you find out what assholes you both are.
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Old March 31 2013, 07:23 PM   #34
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Picard: (Thinking) "Dam Viagra is kicking in early, I've got a major Chubby

Troi: (Thinking) "Ewwwwww!"
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Old April 1 2013, 05:01 PM   #35
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RIKER: Who the hell is Amelia Williams?
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Old April 2 2013, 06:06 AM   #36
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Tex: Well I don't know much about Starfleet women, but if I were you I would have told her to give it back.
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Old April 2 2013, 06:26 AM   #37
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"Well dear, I am just so happy to see young Wesley dating again, I'm guessing he's over that whole "it burns when I pee" thing. By the way, come back after closing and we'll make a sandwich. Wink. Wink."
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Old April 2 2013, 06:32 AM   #38
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"Tarnation son, you ask him, "Do you have any fours?" then he either hands them over or says, "Go fish!" Then we all take a shot of the whiskey. That's why it's called 'Irish Hold'em'"
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Old April 2 2013, 06:40 AM   #39
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"Okay, Deanna rates you, Worf, a "7." You, Data, get an "8." I GET A "3" WITH "MOMMY ISSUES!""
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Old April 2 2013, 07:03 AM   #40
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"Jean-Luc, I'm sensing you're distracted. I'm feeling strong emotions and Commander Riker. Also your craving something. Your Ressikan flute. But not your Ressikan flute. I-I should go."
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Old April 2 2013, 08:34 AM   #41
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"Muahahaha, I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I also now know how Dr. Beverly Crusher paid for medical school."
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Old April 3 2013, 04:37 AM   #42
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TEX: Never tell me the odds, son!

DATA: Difficult, as it is pretty much my thing.
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Old April 3 2013, 06:29 AM   #43
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Tex: I think he's worried about you counting them cards.
Data: Perhaps. But there is a twenty-eight point forty-seven percent chance that he will not notice my acute facility for statistical probabilities.
Dealer: <Motions for security>
Tex: <Beats Data with own hat>

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Old April 3 2013, 07:06 AM   #44
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