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Old March 31 2013, 04:01 AM   #31
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Spock: "What is the beaker full of Doctor?"
McCoy: "Death."



McCoy:
Damn it Spock,
I know you told Sulu he could train the new ensign anyway he wanted,
but repeatedly slamming his head into the console is just wrong.

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Old March 31 2013, 04:03 AM   #32
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"With the invaluable help of Mr. Scott, I think we were finally able to reverse-engineer the perfect glass of Tranya."
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Old March 31 2013, 04:06 AM   #33
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MCCOY:Ensigns, they're so cute when they're sleep.
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Old March 31 2013, 04:08 AM   #34
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SPOCK: So it's an engine coolant and a refreshing beverage?

SCOTT: Aye, from an old family recipe.
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Old March 31 2013, 04:11 AM   #35
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McCoy: "What?! He died because of...a dare?!"
Spock: "Unrefrigerated plomeek. I didn't think he'd really do it. You gotta give him credit, though; the kid had guts!"




Spock: "I hope it's not as sweet as it looks."
Scotty: "Ha! That's th' same thing I said about Lieutenant Palamas!"
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Old March 31 2013, 05:27 AM   #36
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"Sveat Mother Russia, somevun pleaz, no more 'golden oldies!' Dis, Villiam Shatner singing "Lucy in da Sky vit Diamonds" is nyet good!"
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Old March 31 2013, 07:20 AM   #37
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BONES: And stop practicing your neck-pinch on the crew!
SULU: Her head hit the self-destruct.
SCOTT: $#@*!




UHURA: I'm up here Ensign... what's your name?
SPOCK: He's Ensign Deadmeat if he doesn't stop looking ay my woman!




BONES: You heard the man's last request. He clearly said we should tango, and I lead.
SPOCK: Effing illogical.




KOENIG: Is that a greenscreen for a digital set extension?
JUSTMAN (off camera): Maybe in 40 years!




SCOTTY:
What's it taste like?
BONES: Why, it's tart and TANGy!
SPOCK: Shut up and pour faster.
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Old March 31 2013, 08:36 AM   #38
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Kirk: Bones, Spock. Since you are playing this tape, we will assume that-- HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU!
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Old March 31 2013, 10:11 AM   #39
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Scotty: Borgas frat, Sunny D again? Did we run out of purple stuff?
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Old April 1 2013, 05:33 PM   #40
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McCoy: "Betty."
Spock: "Veronica."
McCoy: "Betty."
Spock: "Veronica."
McCoy: "Betty."
Spock: "Veronica."

(followed by many minutes of glaring)
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Old April 1 2013, 06:06 PM   #41
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Spock: "Never mind, Doctor. The captain's 'final instructions' tape turns out to be just Betty and Veronica lesbian porn."
McCoy: "Live action?"
Spock: "Afraid not."

(Will you forgive me for stealing your pic, T'Girl?)
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Old April 1 2013, 09:35 PM   #42
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^ Always.
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Old April 2 2013, 02:29 AM   #43
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Bones: Is Chekov around?

Spock: No. Why?

Bones: I'm not in the mood to hear him say that this blasted recipe was invented in Russia

Scotty: Aye! It was created by my grandmother in a Glasgow pub!
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Old April 2 2013, 05:59 AM   #44
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Spock: Now when I ask you if you participated in last night's roofie orgy on deck 12 say aye. Ensign Akbar? Ensign Akbar?

Uhura <whispers>: Yes, fool.

Ensign Akbar: Yes? And -

Spock: Let me guess. It was a trap.




Kirk: Good Lord! Somebody raise the camera angle!




Hey! Hey nurse! Come back vith my vallet! Rolling johns was a Russian inwention!




Bones: He was a teen idol, Spock! His brain can't handle a regulation haircut! For heaven's sake you suggested your barber!

Spock: Noted, Doctor.

Scotty: He stayed at his post while the other hippies ran.

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Old April 2 2013, 06:17 AM   #45
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HARRISON: Is this gonna take long? I didn't even know this "Curt" guy.
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