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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 25 2013, 11:59 PM   #16
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Chief Medical Officer's Log. A tramp is trying to take away my boy. I'll make sure she disappears without a trace. Ill just tell Geordi to ask her out.
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Old March 26 2013, 01:36 AM   #17
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"Here we go, raw oysters for the gentleman, and for the lady, our special: Rohypnol Surprise."


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Old March 26 2013, 02:09 AM   #18
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Riker (Off screen): "Oh great, that's just what we needed... it activated his street pimp subroutines."

Positronic Pimp: "Where Beverly at, white bread? Dat ho owes me money!"


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Old March 26 2013, 02:43 AM   #19
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WES: And this is what I'll look like as an adult.

GUINAN: Don't believe him, honey. He'll look just the same, only with a cheesy beard to hide his weak chin.
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Old March 26 2013, 03:08 PM   #20
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Picard: "OK, this is new to me, but I'll be a sport. Is it bigger than a breadbox?"





Data: "I apologize--I am very surprised at the poor quality of this room. A television spokesman by the name of 'the Priceline Negotiator' left me with the impression that despite the low price of my choosing, we would get high-quality accommodations."
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Old March 26 2013, 08:00 PM   #21
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Data: Standby, Captain. I am encountering the Windows 2098 Blue Ray of Death.

Picard<com>:Ah, the year Bill Gates went supervillain.
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Old March 26 2013, 08:02 PM   #22
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Guinan: Would you like to dump this nerd and borrow my sonic vibrator?



Picard: Triskelion would like to apologize to humanity for that last caption. That is all.
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Old March 28 2013, 06:55 PM   #23
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Guinan and Salia had been in the assassination business so long, they barely noticed when the deed had been done.
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Old March 29 2013, 12:55 AM   #24
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Thanks for the Belly Laugh pick!





Downloading and Installing Updates. Please do not turn off your Data until complete.





PICARD: What do you think, Counsellor?
TROI: ...
PICARD: Merde, she's daydreaming again. Computer, replicate one chocolate sundae. That should bring her back.





GUINAN: Wesley insisted you have this bowl.
WESLEY (sotto voce): Shhh! She'll guess about the roofies...





TEXAN GAMBLER: I just won the shirt off her back, boy. Looks better without it, don't she?





RIKER: They're charging for internet access? Fuck these guys; we're leaving.
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Old March 29 2013, 03:00 AM   #25
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Geordi: (OS) The data from Data's old tricorder is transferring into Data. Data and the data looks good, Captain.
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Old March 30 2013, 12:47 AM   #26
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Picard: Oh, great, she's doing that "sensing pain" thing again. Look, I won't blame you if you just switch to another channel for awhile.


"Have you seen my hat?"


Riker: According to this, local activities include the casino, skiing in the subzero temperatures, and dying of boredom.
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Old March 30 2013, 01:31 AM   #27
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Picard: "I'm not sure what to make of it, Counselor. Often, I'll be explaining something I would think would be of great interest to one of the crew, and the next thing I know, they're lost in a daydream and not paying any attention at all! For example, yesterday I was explaining some of the finer points of the Prime Directive to..."
Troi (thinking): "Oh, Fabio, yes! Again!"
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Old March 30 2013, 05:22 AM   #28
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PICARD: Is it "42"?

TROI: Nope, guess again.
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Old March 31 2013, 10:04 AM   #29
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Guinan: One girl two cups?



Picard: Attention crew! Please be advised that "Synth-Fudge" is not chocolate. That is all.
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Old March 31 2013, 02:34 PM   #30
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Data (via telepathy): "I am very flattered by your invitation, but I only date beings who are fully functional, as I am."





Guinan (via telepathy to Wesley): "Well, I had to tell her that you're finishing up a PhD in neurosurgical research and that you're first in line for the British throne. I take money orders, VISA, MasterCard, and PayPal."
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