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Old March 28 2013, 05:51 PM   #16
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Old March 28 2013, 06:06 PM   #17
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I will walk over your cold tumblers.
After reading the first five comments or so, your phrase went through my head exactly the same. Then as I scroll down there it is! You and I were on the same page!!
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Old March 28 2013, 06:42 PM   #18
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Re: So I bought a safe.

I believe that it is 'safe' to assume that your 'safe' doesn't qualify as actually being 'safe', as it barely fits on the 'safe' 'safe'-table, that King D has kindly supplied you.

Therefore...,

In order to qualify as a 'safe' 'safe', you will need to supply us with the exact 'safe' dimensions of your 'safe' in order to satisfy to the 'Safe' 'Safe'ty Advisory Board, that your 'safe' is 'safe', while in this dimension.

Otherwise your 'safe' will have to be 'safe'ly stored on another 'safe' table, that is in a much 'safe'er dimension.

The 'Safe' Safe'ty Advisory Board regrets that you will have to incur all costs of holding your currently un'safe' 'safe', 'safe'ly in this other dimension, but is willing to assist you in 'safe'ly storing your in-'safe' belongings in this dimension, while you attempt to correct said 'safe' safe'ty situation.

Regrettably, the 'Safe' Safe'ty Advisory Board is also unable to assist you in regards of the "Cold Tumbler Strolling" situation.
Though it does wish you a warm, 'safe' crossing, when ever you find it necessary to walk across frigid cogs.

Please be aware that the 'irony' of this has not escaped the 'steely' notice of the 'Safe' 'Safe'ty Advisory Board members.

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Old March 28 2013, 07:58 PM   #19
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Does it work under water?
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Old March 28 2013, 08:30 PM   #20
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Presumably this safe is to be used to store your recordings of oldTrek episodes and movies, against the eventuality that Paramount will send minions out to destroy them all and hence complete J.J.'s utter destruction of Gene's legacy?
I thought minions belonged to Universal.
I put minions on my cheese sandwich this morning. It was delicious.
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Old March 28 2013, 09:00 PM   #21
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Presumably this safe is to be used to store your recordings of oldTrek episodes and movies, against the eventuality that Paramount will send minions out to destroy them all and hence complete J.J.'s utter destruction of Gene's legacy?
I thought minions belonged to Universal.
I put minions on my cheese sandwich this morning. It was delicious.
Minions on a cheese sandwich? Despicable!
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Old March 28 2013, 09:41 PM   #22
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I thought minions belonged to Universal.
I put minions on my cheese sandwich this morning. It was delicious.
Minions on a cheese sandwich? Despicable!
Me...I like my minions fried and on hot dogs. I never hear them scream, though....the minions not the dogs.
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Old March 29 2013, 02:48 AM   #23
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Does it work under water?
Only with a dampening field.
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Old March 29 2013, 02:59 AM   #24
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There's greatness in this safe. But there's not an ounce of humility. You think that it can't make mistakes. But there's going to come a moment where you realize you were wrong about that; and it's going to get yourself, and everyone under your command robbed.
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Old March 29 2013, 03:16 AM   #25
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Gratuitous underwear shot coming through.



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Old March 29 2013, 03:19 AM   #26
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I have no idea what it's supposed to hold. I only know what it can hold.
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Old March 29 2013, 08:57 AM   #27
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Boobies!
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Old March 29 2013, 09:54 AM   #28
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By now all of you have heard what happened in the shop.
The safe we sold...it was one of our top models.
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Old March 29 2013, 03:01 PM   #29
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I have no idea what it's supposed to hold. I only know what it can hold.
Cos it's not a safe, it's a silent guardian, a Dark Kness.
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Old March 29 2013, 03:07 PM   #30
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Safe Salesman: I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. I only know what I can do.

(presumably, sell safes)
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