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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old March 25 2013, 11:59 PM   #16
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Chief Medical Officer's Log. A tramp is trying to take away my boy. I'll make sure she disappears without a trace. Ill just tell Geordi to ask her out.
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Old March 26 2013, 01:36 AM   #17
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"Here we go, raw oysters for the gentleman, and for the lady, our special: Rohypnol Surprise."


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Old March 26 2013, 02:09 AM   #18
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Riker (Off screen): "Oh great, that's just what we needed... it activated his street pimp subroutines."

Positronic Pimp: "Where Beverly at, white bread? Dat ho owes me money!"


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Old March 26 2013, 02:43 AM   #19
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WES: And this is what I'll look like as an adult.

GUINAN: Don't believe him, honey. He'll look just the same, only with a cheesy beard to hide his weak chin.
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The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.
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Old March 26 2013, 03:08 PM   #20
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Picard: "OK, this is new to me, but I'll be a sport. Is it bigger than a breadbox?"





Data: "I apologize--I am very surprised at the poor quality of this room. A television spokesman by the name of 'the Priceline Negotiator' left me with the impression that despite the low price of my choosing, we would get high-quality accommodations."
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Old March 26 2013, 08:00 PM   #21
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Data: Standby, Captain. I am encountering the Windows 2098 Blue Ray of Death.

Picard<com>:Ah, the year Bill Gates went supervillain.
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Old March 26 2013, 08:02 PM   #22
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Guinan: Would you like to dump this nerd and borrow my sonic vibrator?



Picard: Triskelion would like to apologize to humanity for that last caption. That is all.
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Old March 28 2013, 06:55 PM   #23
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Guinan and Salia had been in the assassination business so long, they barely noticed when the deed had been done.
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Old March 29 2013, 12:55 AM   #24
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Thanks for the Belly Laugh pick!





Downloading and Installing Updates. Please do not turn off your Data until complete.





PICARD: What do you think, Counsellor?
TROI: ...
PICARD: Merde, she's daydreaming again. Computer, replicate one chocolate sundae. That should bring her back.





GUINAN: Wesley insisted you have this bowl.
WESLEY (sotto voce): Shhh! She'll guess about the roofies...





TEXAN GAMBLER: I just won the shirt off her back, boy. Looks better without it, don't she?





RIKER: They're charging for internet access? Fuck these guys; we're leaving.
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Old March 29 2013, 03:00 AM   #25
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Geordi: (OS) The data from Data's old tricorder is transferring into Data. Data and the data looks good, Captain.
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Old March 30 2013, 12:47 AM   #26
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Picard: Oh, great, she's doing that "sensing pain" thing again. Look, I won't blame you if you just switch to another channel for awhile.


"Have you seen my hat?"


Riker: According to this, local activities include the casino, skiing in the subzero temperatures, and dying of boredom.
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Old March 30 2013, 01:31 AM   #27
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Picard: "I'm not sure what to make of it, Counselor. Often, I'll be explaining something I would think would be of great interest to one of the crew, and the next thing I know, they're lost in a daydream and not paying any attention at all! For example, yesterday I was explaining some of the finer points of the Prime Directive to..."
Troi (thinking): "Oh, Fabio, yes! Again!"
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Old March 30 2013, 05:22 AM   #28
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PICARD: Is it "42"?

TROI: Nope, guess again.
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Old March 31 2013, 10:04 AM   #29
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Guinan: One girl two cups?



Picard: Attention crew! Please be advised that "Synth-Fudge" is not chocolate. That is all.
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Old March 31 2013, 02:34 PM   #30
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Data (via telepathy): "I am very flattered by your invitation, but I only date beings who are fully functional, as I am."





Guinan (via telepathy to Wesley): "Well, I had to tell her that you're finishing up a PhD in neurosurgical research and that you're first in line for the British throne. I take money orders, VISA, MasterCard, and PayPal."
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