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Old March 6 2013, 07:17 PM   #46
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Nurse Chapel: Doctor McCoy, someone has been feeling up her chooch hole.

Bones: NOT IT!!
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Old March 6 2013, 07:23 PM   #47
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Spock: He's being a real grumpypuss princess buttercup about not being in the Abrams reboot.

Kirk: Am not!
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Old March 6 2013, 09:53 PM   #48
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Apologies in advance....



Scotty! Set emergency course to Starbase 12!
Aye sir - but why?
We're - out of Midol!
Great Scott! <checks readouts> With the crew's synchronized cycle coming round!!
Where no man has gone before!



Kirk: What is it, Bones?
Bones: Anti-inflammatory for your Vulcanian Taint Creep.
Uhura: See? Told you.
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Old March 8 2013, 07:45 PM   #49
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Kirk: "Um, Bones, don't you need to examine me before injecting me with that hypo?"

Bones: "Why should I waste the time? I'm one Doctor for 430 crew. You beamed down, met a green alien female; disappeared for a few hours, and both came back with huge grins. We all know what happened - so I'm giving you the usual antidote you always receive after one of your 'close encounters'."
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Old March 8 2013, 08:15 PM   #50
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Kirk (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering over there. You think they're talking about us?"
Uhura: (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering. You think they're talking about us?"
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Old March 9 2013, 07:42 AM   #51
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McCoy: This'll knock the sting out of your pee.
Uhura: He keep staring I'll knock the sting right back in.
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Old March 9 2013, 03:20 PM   #52
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Uhura: "I don't need an injection just because the Captain has a new STD. Haven't you heard the latest version of Trek lore? Apparently, I'm Spock's babe now."
Med Tech: "Well, according to the slash lore, that still means you need the shot."
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Old March 11 2013, 10:07 AM   #53
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Old March 25 2013, 02:14 AM   #54
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Uhura: Oh you guys gonna go smoke some weed?

Bones: Goddamnit...

Kirk: .... No. No we are just talking official Starfleet shit.

Uhura: Oh it's like that?

Kirk: Like what?

Uhura: Whatever, dick.
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Old March 25 2013, 06:05 AM   #55
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New Contest!
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