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Old March 22 2013, 07:20 PM   #31
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WORF: Hold on, I gotta take this.

Transfer to DS9 approved.

WORF: Ha! Later you fat, fur-faced jerk. I'm out here!

Please report for duty aboard station Deep Space Nine in two weeks.

WORF: Damn, I should really learn to hold back until I've read the entire message.
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Old March 22 2013, 09:48 PM   #32
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Worf: Rake, stack, steam heat, kick ball change and jazz hands? This dance is without honor!
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Old March 24 2013, 08:15 AM   #33
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Worf: It says here that the Enterprise D's stardrive section was destroyed and the saucer section crash landed on the surface of the planet Veridian III.

Riker: Wikipedia?

Worf: Yes.

Riker: Does it say anything about Captain Riker?

Worf <tapping keys>: No.
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Old March 24 2013, 03:09 PM   #34
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Try as she might, Troi could never remember to hit "reply" instead of "reply all."





Worf: "Damn, she hit 'reply all' again."
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Old March 24 2013, 03:20 PM   #35
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When the Enterprise crew played hide-and-seek, the Ferengi trainee hid in Picard's up-to-now unknown "wax museum salon."





Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Someone started a sentence with "I sense you're unhappy" in front of Deanna, and she finally realized how obnoxious that sounds.
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Old March 24 2013, 09:59 PM   #36
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Old March 24 2013, 10:10 PM   #37
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Old March 24 2013, 11:48 PM   #38
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Worf: What is this, a Nexus 7?

Riker: Yep. From the old Earth brand, "Google".

Worf: This motherfucker is old.
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Old March 24 2013, 11:52 PM   #39
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Picard: That shit is beautiful, dogg.

Riker: I've seen a thousand sunsets in a thousand star systems, but this one gives me a boner and makes my asshole tingle.

Geordi: I just want to live in this moment, living here looking at this sunset. It's so good.


Data: This caption is fuckin' awesome, guys. Good job.

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Old March 25 2013, 02:01 AM   #40
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Troi: He RAPED me!


Riker: Um not that funny of a caption.
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Old March 25 2013, 02:41 AM   #41
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^
No, neither funny nor appropriate. Your adolescent notion of adult discourse is tiresome. Grow up or move on.
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Old March 25 2013, 04:53 AM   #42
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Picard: Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio.
Riker: Ensign Yorick? He transferred to Starbase 3, I think.
Picard: Hamlet, Number One.
Riker: Lieutenant Hamlet is at Starfleet Command Quartermaster's office in Beijing, I think.
Picard: Shakespeare, Will.
Riker: Shakespeare will what? Transfer aboard Enterprise?
Data: Allow me, sir.
Picard: Please, Data.
Data: The Captain has undoubtedly found a spear on an archaeological dig. He wishes you to shake it.
Picard: Geordi?
Geordi: I thought Yorick went down with the Tolstoy at Worf 359.
Riker: War and peace. Now that's a good book.
Geordi: For cracking nuts?
Riker: What else?
Picard: I wonder if I can just slam my head through this transparent aluminium window.
Data: A-Loo-min-um, sir.
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Old March 25 2013, 05:43 AM   #43
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No, neither funny nor appropriate. Your adolescent notion of adult discourse is tiresome. Grow up or move on.
Let me add my two cents to that just to lay any possibilities to rest.

That kind of joke is not a joke to me. It would never win or be considered for a win. I know my sense of humor can sometimes be indecipherable, but that will never be funny to me.
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Old March 25 2013, 05:44 AM   #44
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