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Old March 18 2013, 01:21 AM   #46
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?



Stop it, I'm getting all fatheaded now!
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Old March 18 2013, 06:26 AM   #47
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

For the same reason I gave up barring my cats from jumping on certain pieces of furniture... you can only yell at them so many times or gently smack them with something non-lethal before you realize it's futile, and they'll go where they damn well want to anyway.
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Old March 18 2013, 06:31 AM   #48
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

So you're saying Janeway has his litter box in her ready room?
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Old March 18 2013, 06:39 AM   #49
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

To follow the metaphor, she has a litter box in her ready room that no one uses.
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Old March 18 2013, 07:22 AM   #50
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

This is like sudoku! Though I've never been exactly clear on what sudoku is so don't shoot me if it's not.

So far I've got..

She inspires constipation in all those who enter so the litter is untouched. This is a reference to her own uptight ways of course.

There is no pussy allowed in the ready room because competition is not welcome.

And finally..



Okay it's not much.. but I've exercised my brain which is very important. And without pencils.
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Old March 18 2013, 07:27 AM   #51
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

That's a very disturbing picture. Cats should not be allowed to eat chocolate, because it's toxic to their systems.
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Old March 18 2013, 07:31 AM   #52
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This is replicated chocolate.

No replicated food causes allergies, makes you fat or hardens your arteries. It is all perfectly balanced nutritionally. You could eat 10 bowls of that replicated chocolate icecream and it would be exactly the same as eating 10 bowls of replicated celery.

Of course our animal friends are taken into consideration and the evil toxic stuff in our chocolate that poisons cats and dogs is not a part of replicated chocolate.
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Old March 24 2013, 03:11 AM   #53
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

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That's a very disturbing picture. Cats should not be allowed to eat chocolate, because it's toxic to their systems.
But that's not a cat.
That's clearly Neelix.
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Old March 24 2013, 05:59 AM   #54
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

Let me check my Talaxian-English dictionary...
Neelix = Jar Jar
Morale Officer = busywork job for someone with no real skills
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Old March 24 2013, 06:58 AM   #55
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

Neelix never gave away the Federation.
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Old March 24 2013, 09:25 AM   #56
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You're watching Babylon 5 right now ain't you?
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Old March 24 2013, 06:57 PM   #57
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

LoneDragon wrote: View Post
Let me check my Talaxian-English dictionary...
Neelix = Jar Jar
Morale Officer = busywork job for someone with no real skills
Computer, please display an image of Neelix in his true form.

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Old March 25 2013, 07:21 PM   #58
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Re: Why is Neelix allowed on the bridge?

Not to mention that Neelix still is a jolly good fellow-and so say all of us!
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