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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 21 2013, 04:59 AM   #16
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #233: Down the hatch!



KIRK: Was the crew this big on the old ship?

UHURA: Yes.

KIRK: Really? Because, I only remember seeing about twenty people, tops.
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Old March 21 2013, 07:46 AM   #17
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Kirk: As you know, we're trapped in uncharted space, and ship's life support can keep all 430 of us alive for only one more day. Suggestions?
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Old March 22 2013, 12:56 AM   #18
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Shatner: so...who are you guys again?
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Old March 22 2013, 02:00 AM   #19
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Kirk: Ah, that's warm.

Sulu: Admiral, I think we were supposed to give these to Doctor McCoy.
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Old March 22 2013, 04:24 AM   #20
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Uhura: No Mister Spock, nobody wants you to "Clarence Thomas" their drink.




Uhura: Looks like I owe Mister Spock an apology.
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Old March 22 2013, 04:36 AM   #21
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Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!
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Old March 22 2013, 08:09 AM   #22
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William Shatner: Get a life!




William Shatner: Folks, we've got a great show for you, tonight. I'll be doing a few Beatles numbers, and Leonard will be singing the rest of the evening, about a famous hobbit. Now, let me take you down, because I am going to...
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Old March 22 2013, 09:50 PM   #23
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Kirk: It has come to my attention that I have overbooked the crew. I'm sorry, all of you in the Landscaping unit.
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Old March 25 2013, 02:06 AM   #24
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Kirk: Drinking the fuck out of all the liquors, and then Uhura is catching some dick in that ass.



Uhura: .... fuck.
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Old March 25 2013, 11:51 AM   #25
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Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!
Sulu: *exasperated sigh*
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Old March 26 2013, 09:41 PM   #26
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Kirk: Sulu, inform the men. I have made it with a woman!
Sulu *whispering to Rand*: No one tell him. And tell Dr. Furter that I'll give him twenty-bucks for the photos.
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Old March 26 2013, 11:01 PM   #27
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Kirk: Nobody goes home until one of you volunteers to read my fanfic.
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Old March 28 2013, 07:25 PM   #28
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"We are impressed with your 'vaxing,' Commander Chekov. What is not logical is how you managed to get the 'beans' over the 'frank' when you reengaged your zipper mechanism."
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Old March 28 2013, 10:25 PM   #29
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Kirk: The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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Old March 28 2013, 10:36 PM   #30
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Kirk: "And this is the new Enterprise's expanded crew's quarters. I hope you are all as impressed with it as I am. The wall-to-wall, floor-to-ceiling bunks are scheduled to be installed Tuesday. Unfortunately, we will be departing Spacedock on Monday. So, everybody stake out some floor space!"
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