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Old March 17 2013, 05:22 AM   #31
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Threshold is one of the most disgusting Trek episodes ever made.
And that is why we Voyager fans should be so proud of it. I wouldn't use the word disgusting though, I would say it is the most WTF Trek episode ever made. And it's OURS!! We beat all the other Treks in the WTF stakes!

TNG had Barclay as a spider, DS9 had Quark as a female, TOS had Catspaw and ENT had the almost too weak an entry to mention Trip pregnancy. None of that stuff comes anywhere near Threshold which had the CAPTAIN and a member of her crew not only mutating into hideous swamp monsters but MATING and BREEDING. I'm capslocking just in case you're missing what a triptych of WTFness this is Timewalker.

Mutating, Mating and Breeding.

And at end of all those other Treks the whole story was over. Barclay didn't leave any egg sacs lying around, Trip was only an incubator.. but with Threshold we all know the story is not over and there are Janeway and Paris babies out there in the Delta quadrant. Waiting for the Voyager movie to be made.

The most WTF Trek episode ever made
There were quite a few revolting TNG episodes (gee, thanks for reminding me of Barclay as a spider...). There were revolting TOS episodes (ie. Charlie X changing one of the women crewmembers into a faceless, whimpering monster - I have never been able to watch that episode ever again, after seeing that scene. Even my grandfather was creeped out ("Dat's horrible!" he said in his Swedish accent).

Quark as a female was hilarious. I never once took the Ferengi seriously, during the entire TNG/DS9 series. As for Trip, I never saw that episode. I missed most of Enterprise, after giving up partway through the first season because it was just so GODDAMN BAD. I liked Porthos the dog, and that's the only good part of that series. Is it that a guy was pregnant, or that it was Trip? 'Cause I've seen other shows with pregnant guys (that Schwarzenegger movie and an episode of Sliders where Rembrandt was pregnant).

But Threshold damn near made me throw up, seriously.
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Old March 17 2013, 05:35 AM   #32
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What about it made you throw up? Because I'm assuming when you say "throw up" you mean it sickened you, that it was revolting not just bad. Bad as in how most people think Spirit Folk is bad but they don't want to throw up from watching it.

So. What made you actually want to throw up?
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Old March 17 2013, 05:41 AM   #33
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What finally did it was the part where Tom pulled out his own tongue (or however it happened; it's been years since I saw it). The whole imagery was just stomach-turning.
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Old March 17 2013, 05:44 AM   #34
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He had to make room for when Kathryn eventually deep throated him with her ridged and scaly tail.
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Old March 17 2013, 05:47 AM   #35
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We need Threshold Uncut!
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Old March 17 2013, 05:51 AM   #36
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Oh and Timewalker you should really really really watch Enterprise. It is not bad at all! The first season is a bit slow but the series as a whole is full of greatness. The third season is one long story arc and the fourth season is full of double and triple eps that contain some of the best Trek there is in my super humble opinion.
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Old March 17 2013, 06:05 AM   #37
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Enterprise is not as painful as Voyager.
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Old March 17 2013, 07:01 AM   #38
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Everyone in this thread needs a smack.
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Old March 17 2013, 08:01 AM   #39
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I thought we already established that it was you who was into that, and everyone else needs to be assessed through a case by case investigation into our fetishes if that is the cross they bare too.
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Old March 17 2013, 09:08 AM   #40
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I think you mean bear rather than bare unless you've got some kind of naked jesus fetish.

And assessment in the VOY forum? BRING IT ON!
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Old March 17 2013, 09:17 AM   #41
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This is how I first read this:

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Everyone in this thread needs smack.
Tired eyes and too much Elementary bingeing/gorging on the Miller-Liu loveliness.

One of my fave wtf? eps is def Scientific Method. Has a touch of the Hellraisers about it.
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Old March 17 2013, 09:25 AM   #42
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Jesus was naked when he carried his cross to the Golgotha.
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Old March 17 2013, 09:31 AM   #43
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Not in One Million frescoes he wasn't.
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Old March 17 2013, 11:05 AM   #44
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Prudes.

That king of kings miniseries from the 70s they always rerun for Easter, the Romans stripped him, whipped him raw and then crowned him with that Coronet of Thrones.

When looking at, “The Greek word translated for ‘cross,’ which is stauros, it means ‘an upright stake’” (Brown). Not only a word, it is a symbol that has become synonymous as the heart of our Christian faith today. It is interesting to note that there are many differing views of what Simon carried for our Lord. Scholars seem to concur that the weight of the entire cross Simon carried would be normally about 300 pounds. Its physical makeup was about 15-feet for the long beam and 8-feet for the crossbar. Yet, was it an actual cross? Through biblical commentaries one discovers that typically the victim of crucifixion only carried the crossbar, which in itself weighed somewhere between 75 to 125 pounds. As David Guzik states, “When the victim carried the crossbar, he was usually stripped naked and his hands were often tied to the wood. The upright beams were often permanently fixed in a visible place outside of the city walls, beside a major road. Many times before this day, Jesus probably passed by the very upright He would hang upon” (Guzik).
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Passion of the Christ is another movie I haven't seen, by choice I think, but I get the impression that a lot of bad things happened to the Messiahs genitals in that movie.
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Old March 17 2013, 11:21 AM   #45
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I've seen The Passion and he's not naked, rather he has a loin cloth. Otherwise though it's very brutal. I assume the christians who sent me the movie would have had a heart attack about nakedness and it wouldn't have been shown to every youth group in america if there had been actual genitals.

Wait a minute. Am I to understand I have seen a movie that Guy Gardener has not seen??
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