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Old March 17 2013, 02:57 AM   #16
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Re: A little help, please

OMG hahhahahaha.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:06 AM   #17
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So Tom Paris has to pay child support for his lizard son?
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Old March 17 2013, 03:07 AM   #18
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I tell you I cry every time I watch this:



We have to move past the mockery and see this as a great human interest story.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:10 AM   #19
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I love whoever made that video...
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Old March 17 2013, 03:17 AM   #20
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Scorey, she's made a ton of fantastic VOY vids, lots of J/C too.

And that reminds me, a favorite ep that the OP should watch is Counterpoint. Don't watch this vid of it though OP as you may get spoiled

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We have an entire thread around here dedicated to Counterpoint vids.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:18 AM   #21
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If Predator is hunting you, leaving your kid in the mud is exactly what you do.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:31 AM   #22
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The predator being the child support?
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Old March 17 2013, 03:36 AM   #23
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No, Predator being Predator the beasties thought up by Captain Daniel's pappy.

Don't you watch Archer?

It's hilarious when he talks about Predator as if Predator is real because he's that damn drunk.

Gods.

You think I'm talking about Jonathan Archer!!!?

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Old March 17 2013, 03:40 AM   #24
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If I had a nickel for every time people express shock at how I have not seen/watched something.. oh forget about people, I'll just take the money I'd make off Guy asking me this.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:56 AM   #25
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O, c'mon... Ignore real life for a few minutes.

Have I ever steered you wrong?

Oh.

Please list all the times I've steered you wrong.
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Old March 17 2013, 03:58 AM   #26
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Okay we'll start with your attempt to shipwreck Janeway and 7's love by pointing out offensive aromas and their nightmare origins.
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Old March 17 2013, 04:33 AM   #27
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Thank you, guys...
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Old March 17 2013, 04:40 AM   #28
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No sir, there is only one of me.

Seven smelling like a flower when Kim doesn't actually sells the still-suit idea harder if you think about it, that her foul rank sweaty build up is not being churned into a cottage cheese every time her arms would swing back and forth, and is instead being processed into a chemical final product which is re-purposed into some undisclosed task other than fermenting in her pits like its some steam punk still made up from copper pipe and boiler plates, then moist streaming droplets of gritty perspiration should be running down the hills and valleys of her ribs past those pretty kidneys to well up, soaking and yellowing the defensive barrier where her narrow hips meet regulation issue briefs, which is what was happening to Harry.

Indeed.

If you were to lick Ensign Kim's armpits, all the booze dew hanging low from the pubic tufts sprouting out of his lymph nodes can get you just a little bit tipsy enough to mind going in for a second slather.
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Old March 17 2013, 04:52 AM   #29
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I'd probably start with season one's best effort "Cathexis", followed by memorable episodes like "Favorite Son", "Tattoo", "The Fight" and "Fury". And don't forget the season two gem "Threshold"; definitely Voyager's best episode, if you ask me.
Threshold is one of the most disgusting Trek episodes ever made.

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Remember when you were a child and you would eat the meat on your dinner plate first, and then just be left with an endless vista of zucchini and liver beans? How many hours did you spend arms folded with your grumpy face out in force, not allowed to leave the table until you had licked those war crimes excuses for vegetables clean off your plate?
Zucchini is actually rather good when prepared correctly. You must have been thinking of brussels sprouts.
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Old March 17 2013, 05:10 AM   #30
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Threshold is one of the most disgusting Trek episodes ever made.
And that is why we Voyager fans should be so proud of it. I wouldn't use the word disgusting though, I would say it is the most WTF Trek episode ever made. And it's OURS!! We beat all the other Treks in the WTF stakes!

TNG had Barclay as a spider, DS9 had Quark as a female, TOS had Catspaw and ENT had the almost too weak an entry to mention Trip pregnancy. None of that stuff comes anywhere near Threshold which had the CAPTAIN and a member of her crew not only mutating into hideous swamp monsters but MATING and BREEDING. I'm capslocking just in case you're missing what a triptych of WTFness this is Timewalker.

Mutating, Mating and Breeding.

And at end of all those other Treks the whole story was over. Barclay didn't leave any egg sacs lying around, Trip was only an incubator.. but with Threshold we all know the story is not over and there are Janeway and Paris babies out there in the Delta quadrant. Waiting for the Voyager movie to be made.

The most WTF Trek episode ever made
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