TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption - Page 4

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 07:17 PM

Nurse Chapel: Doctor McCoy, someone has been feeling up her chooch hole.

Bones: NOT IT!!

Riker's Libido · March 6 2013, 07:23 PM

Spock: He's being a real grumpypuss princess buttercup about not being in the Abrams reboot.

Kirk: Am not!

Triskelion · March 6 2013, 09:53 PM

Apologies in advance....

Scotty! Set emergency course to Starbase 12!
Aye sir - but why?
We're - out of Midol!
Great Scott! <checks readouts> With the crew's synchronized cycle coming round!!
Where no man has gone before!

Kirk: What is it, Bones?
Bones: Anti-inflammatory for your Vulcanian Taint Creep.
Uhura: See? Told you.

Noname Given · March 8 2013, 07:45 PM

Kirk: "Um, Bones, don't you need to examine me before injecting me with that hypo?"

Bones: "Why should I waste the time? I'm one Doctor for 430 crew. You beamed down, met a green alien female; disappeared for a few hours, and both came back with huge grins. We all know what happened - so I'm giving you the usual antidote you always receive after one of your 'close encounters'."

Jonas Grumby · March 8 2013, 08:15 PM

Kirk (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering over there. You think they're talking about us?"
Uhura: (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering. You think they're talking about us?"

Triskelion · March 9 2013, 07:42 AM

McCoy: This'll knock the sting out of your pee.
Uhura: He keep staring I'll knock the sting right back in.

Jonas Grumby · March 9 2013, 03:20 PM

Uhura: "I don't need an injection just because the Captain has a new STD. Haven't you heard the latest version of Trek lore? Apparently, I'm Spock's babe now."
Med Tech: "Well, according to the slash lore, that still means you need the shot."

CorporalCaptain · March 11 2013, 10:07 AM

Riker's Libido · March 25 2013, 02:14 AM

Uhura: Oh you guys gonna go smoke some weed?

Bones: Goddamnit...

Kirk: .... No. No we are just talking official Starfleet shit.

Uhura: Oh it's like that?

Kirk: Like what?

Uhura: Whatever, dick.

LeadHead · March 25 2013, 06:05 AM

New Contest!

March 6 2013, 07:17 PM	#46
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Nurse Chapel: Doctor McCoy, someone has been feeling up her chooch hole. Bones: NOT IT!!

March 6 2013, 07:23 PM	#47
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Spock: He's being a real grumpypuss princess buttercup about not being in the Abrams reboot. Kirk: Am not!

March 6 2013, 09:53 PM	#48
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Apologies in advance.... Scotty! Set emergency course to Starbase 12! Aye sir - but why? We're - out of Midol! Great Scott! <checks readouts> With the crew's synchronized cycle coming round!! Where no man has gone before! Kirk: What is it, Bones? Bones: Anti-inflammatory for your Vulcanian Taint Creep. Uhura: See? Told you. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 8 2013, 07:45 PM	#49
Noname Given Vice Admiral Location: None Given	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Kirk: "Um, Bones, don't you need to examine me before injecting me with that hypo?" Bones: "Why should I waste the time? I'm one Doctor for 430 crew. You beamed down, met a green alien female; disappeared for a few hours, and both came back with huge grins. We all know what happened - so I'm giving you the usual antidote you always receive after one of your 'close encounters'."

March 8 2013, 08:15 PM	#50
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Kirk (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering over there. You think they're talking about us?" Uhura: (sotto voce): "Look at those two whispering. You think they're talking about us?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

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March 9 2013, 07:42 AM	#51
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption McCoy: This'll knock the sting out of your pee. Uhura: He keep staring I'll knock the sting right back in. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

March 9 2013, 03:20 PM	#52
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Uhura: "I don't need an injection just because the Captain has a new STD. Haven't you heard the latest version of Trek lore? Apparently, I'm Spock's babe now." Med Tech: "Well, according to the slash lore, that still means you need the shot." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

March 11 2013, 10:07 AM	#53
CorporalCaptain Vice Admiral Location: In pre-production	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption __________________ John

March 25 2013, 02:14 AM	#54
Riker's Libido Lieutenant Junior Grade	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption Uhura: Oh you guys gonna go smoke some weed? Bones: Goddamnit... Kirk: .... No. No we are just talking official Starfleet shit. Uhura: Oh it's like that? Kirk: Like what? Uhura: Whatever, dick.

March 25 2013, 06:05 AM	#55
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption New Contest! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X