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Old March 9 2013, 10:18 PM   #31
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Picard: "I'll ask one more time. How many d-.."

Riker: "There are..... FOUR PICARDS!"

Data: "Commander, I believe there are actually five..."

Riker: "Did anyone ask you, tin man?"

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Old March 9 2013, 11:30 PM   #32
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WORF: "I ain't goin' in no shuttle, foo'. You ain't knocking me out with that hypo, neither! Last time I let you near with one, I woke up and we were out in space, man!"





DATA: As you can see, she scores a 10.





WORF (thinking): Wesley Crusher in charge of torpedoes and phasers. This place really is fucked up.





PICARD: Yeah, in this universe, you're still my bitch.





WORF: Trophies. That's why Deanna's with me these days. You gotta man up and alpha male this shit.
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Old March 9 2013, 11:35 PM   #33
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BEVERLY: What happened Worf, did Troi beat you up again?
WORF: Shut up.



WORF: I can't believe Alyssa Ogawa is a Doctor. In literally every other reality I've ever seen, she's a nurse. I mean, what are the odds that a person like her could conceivably...
OGAWA: I'M RIGHT HERE! And I have feelings!
WORF: My dimension is the only one of conseuqence.



Here we see the alternate reality where Gene Roddenberry's health never declined and he remained the show's primary creative force through all seven seasons.

This is a clip from the episode where Riker died and Wesley became Captain.



PICARD: If I died in the Borg attack, where is Commander Shelby?
RIKER: She transferred right after our divorce. It's complicated.



WORF: Sup dude. Diggin ur ex. Mind if I hit that?
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Old March 9 2013, 11:54 PM   #34
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CAPTAIN'S LOG: Day 9295. The time-travel experiment remains a great success; the inhabitants of this era continue to treat me as if I'm this Patrick Stewart.
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Old March 10 2013, 02:37 AM   #35
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Crusher: ""Remain perfectly still. This will only hurt a bit. Until it hurts a lot."



Worf: "Wow. A Gameboy Color. Really keepin' up with the times, huh, Data?"



Riker: "Does something seem different to you?"

Worf: "I think Wesley did something different with his hair."

Riker: "Yeah, that must be it. Ah well, back to work. Set a course for Earth. Death to the Federation."



Riker: "Does that mean you're from a... parallel parallel universe?"

Picard: "You tit. You only ever need to use one parallel."



Worf: "Oh, this? Ms. Qo'nos 2370."

Riker: "Forget I asked."
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Old March 10 2013, 03:51 AM   #36
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Crusher: Captain, The Pegasus is approaching...

Worf: Weren't you assigned there once?

Riker: *nods* I shot Pressman when he tried to cover up an accident. God knows how many tragedies I averted that day
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Old March 10 2013, 08:11 PM   #37
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PICARD: So, in this Universe I was the consort to Empress Hoshi VI?

RIKER: Until she had you castrated and killed. Fickle bunch those Hoshis.
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Old March 11 2013, 12:07 AM   #38
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Worf: Is something troubling you, Commander?

Riker: It's Data. His modesty subroutine is malfunctioning and he is running around nude in engineering, asking "Who wants to get dongblasted? Who wants some of my fully functional dong? The Son of Soongh is hung like a horse!"

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Old March 11 2013, 12:26 AM   #39
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Riker: Captain's Log: I know he keeps claiming that he's from a parallel universe and all, but Commander Worf keeps checking out Lt. Crusher. That's not right. That's just not right.
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Old March 12 2013, 06:37 PM   #40
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Worf(thinking) : "Wow, only two people to run the whole ship! This universe is far more advanced than my own!"
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WORF (thinking): I finally become XO of this bucket and they get rid of the XO chair. Am I to be destined to stand for the rest of my tour? Next thing you know this place will look like a goddamn Apple store! Worst of all, they gave my old job to the boy. The boy!
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Old March 12 2013, 07:39 PM   #42
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Worf: I see in this universe they took my fart guard idea seriously.
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Old March 12 2013, 07:44 PM   #43
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Crusher: I told you if you kept that expression your face would stay that way. Now here's an analgesic for your chronic face-roids.
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Old March 13 2013, 01:28 PM   #44
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Try as he might to capture the audience's interest, Picard's monologue was still colorless.





Sentient beings had many accomplishments by the 24th Century, but a set of matching armrests wasn't one of them.





Riker liked--and made good use of--the bridge's new catwalk, but otherwise it was not well received.





Wesley (OS): "I'm calling a red alert. You two are obviously from the Mirror Universe."

Mirror Riker: "Rats. I thought we were blending in quite nicely. What gave us away?"

Wesley (OS): "I'll spell it right out for you--B-E-A-R-D-S."

Mirror Riker: "Darn. I knew we were forgetting something."
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Old March 14 2013, 02:11 AM   #45
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Riker: What was the strangest thing you saw when you were jumping realities?

Worf: Seeing that picture of Kyle Riker and Lwaxanna Troi's wedding in Captain Riker's ready room.

Riker: *mutters* No holodeck for today, Will
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