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Old March 8 2013, 07:02 PM   #16
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SHELDON: This is the worst bridge re-creation I've ever seen. The tactical arch and command chair are wrong. Worf is wearing the wrong color and I should be in Science blue!
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Old March 8 2013, 07:42 PM   #17
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Clap, damn you! I'm "Time Lord of the Dance" dammit! I need this!




I hope it's not roofies again, Doctor.
Come on, Worf, Butt Pirates of Space needs a sequel!




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Ogawa:
Unnnnh.....




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Picard: Mister Worf! Increase volume of "I'm Too Sexy" by fifty percent!

Riker": So it's a fight you want? You've got it! <Sashays down the catwalk>




Riker: Sometimes I want to overload a phaser in my pants.

Worf: Ah, this is the right universe.
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Old March 8 2013, 07:47 PM   #18
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The real reason Riker took so long to make captain was that Starfleet feared what his sense of interior design would do to the Enterprise bridge.
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Old March 8 2013, 11:13 PM   #19
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Worf: Do not despair, Commander. Counselor Troi and I will let you have this sex toy when we are finished with it.

Riker: Not helping, Worf.
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Old March 8 2013, 11:29 PM   #20
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Data: Commander Worf, I'm not certain that you people are suited for this type of work.

Worf: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU PEOPLE"?
Data: Security Officers

Worf: Oh, I thought you meant people from Minsk
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Old March 8 2013, 11:41 PM   #21
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Worf: Commander Riker I do not trust this course of action!

Crusher: Pipe it down, Ridgehead.

Worf: EXCUSE ME?!
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Old March 8 2013, 11:42 PM   #22
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Worf: Doctor stop it. You're making me angry.
Crusher: Calm down, Worf. This'll just take a second.
Worf: You won't like me when I'm angry...


Ogawa: You can see here where the hypospray was inserted. Death would have been slow and painful for her.
Data: Do you have anything to say for yourself, Lieutenant?
Worf: I warned her she wouldn't like it.
[beat of uncomfortable silence]
Ogawa: So, since no one said anything about it, I take it I can keep the coat.


Worf: [whispering] How could anyone take him seriously as Security Chief? I've left scarier things floating in the Head.
Riker: [whispering] We know, Worf. You send us the holoimages.


Captain Picard: So if I was killed during the Borg attack on Earth, how come Commander Shelby isn't your Exec?
Captain Riker: We had a...um...difference of opinion.
Captain Picard: You boffed her.
Captain Riker: [hangs head] Yes.


Worf: I have seen it, Commander. First we get rid of Picard and you get the command you always wanted.
Riker: What do you mean, 'get rid of'?
Worf: Leave that to me--that is, if you honour my price.
Riker: Fine, I'll promote you to XO.
Worf: And?
Riker: And hook you up with Deanna.
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Old March 8 2013, 11:42 PM   #23
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Worf: Sir... I need to request leave for a... personal matter.

Riker: *sigh* ... is this one of those Klingon things?
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Old March 9 2013, 12:14 AM   #24
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Worf: "Sir, you can pull on that arm rest until it tears off, but there IS NO FOOT REST!"

Crusher: "Giggle."

Riker: "Ensign Crusher. My quarters! 2100 hours! Bring a bucket of lubricant with you!"


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Old March 9 2013, 01:53 AM   #25
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Thanks for the captain's log award LeadHead!


Worf: Doctor, the hypospray... It stings!
Crusher: Don't tell me Worf that you're afraid of one little hypospray?
Worf: Well in my universe the hyposprays are painless!


Data: Mr Worf when I asked for a sample I didn't mean you to produce one right now.
Ogawa: Potent stuff... It's fizzing to on the floor...


Worf: What is the boy doing on this bridge?
Riker: I'll have you know that 'boy' is a lieutenant commander, so you give the respect he's due.
Worf: Much has changed indeed...


Picard: The spoonheads serve Starfleet?
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Old March 9 2013, 01:59 AM   #26
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Captain's log supplemental: Starfleet has tasked me with stitching up another twenty tears in the timeline resulting in conduits to alternate universes forming. With the chronotron generators I'm sure this will be fixed expediently and safely. In other more important news I have personnel matters to attend to, in particular my first officer who keeps pestering me to oversee his wedding to Counsellor Troi.
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Old March 9 2013, 07:54 AM   #27
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Riker: "What was that noise?"

Worf: "I believe Ensign Crusher just queefed."

Riker: "Uh, no... that was me."


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Old March 9 2013, 07:54 AM   #28
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Riker: In this universe...Starfleet put a suggestion box...next to the tactical station.
Wesley: One word: Levels!
Riker: <sighs> Still not a Starfleet policy, Worf.
Worf: I have suggested it numerous times. Sir.
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Old March 9 2013, 06:50 PM   #29
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Thanks for the win, Leadhead. Glad you enjoyed your hiatus!



Patrick Stewart: And, I can now announce I've been cast by J.J. Abrahms...

Crowd: *Murmers of excitement and cheers*

Patrick Stewart: ...as Emperor Palpatine's clone!

Crowd: *jeers, boos, and gasps*

Patrick Stewart: I love messing with Trekkers!



Worf: But in the early 21st Century, Nobel Prize Winner Jenny McCarthy warned us all of the dangers of vaccinations!

Crusher: Wow, your reality is really messed up. Perhaps you should just stay in this one!



Data: Tonight's Thursday. On Thursday nights, Worf strips naked, and runs through the corridors yelling Klingon curses.

Worf: I think I'm going to like this reality!



Worf: *to himself* I can accept Riker being Captain. I can accept being XO. I can accept the bridge design. I can even accept Wesley taking over my position. But I cannot accept Wesley's haircut. Does this reality have no sense of style?!



Picard: So, it's agreed. You'll give us Worf and in exchange we'll give you Wesley and Barclay. Just give us a minute to get them ready... *signals for the audio to be cut-off* Number One, get Reg and Wesley packed and in the transporter room in 5 minutes. I'm afraid if we wait any longer, they'll wise up and realize we're getting the better end of the deal!



Riker: So, naked Thursdays? Not a bad idea you have there. Yeah, I think we can put it on the ship's calendar.
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Old March 9 2013, 08:30 PM   #30
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Stewart: ..There's something none of you knew about Parallels. Actually, most of the cast including Michael never knew either. I was chatting with Braga outside Michael's trailer when we overheard Michael talking in his sleep from inside the trailer. We could see in. He had ChiPs sheets. It was ramblings about Data with blue eyes, Wil with gel in his hair and being XO of the Enterprise. that's where Braga got the idea for the episode.
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