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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 26 2013, 07:11 PM   #16
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Riker: Nice jacket. Maybe you should go back to letting the computer pick out your clothes.

LaForge: Funny, I was going to say the same thing about your baby mamas.




McCoy: There's no bloody hook on the shuttle hatch handle! You lied!




Spock: Mister Scott, the gym hairdriers are not intended for use in that area. Regulations and hygeine forbid it.

Scotty: Well it's either this or mow from the waist down! Unless you'd be offering me your assistance, Mister Spock?

Spock: Captain, I -

Kirk: Regulations and hygeine, Spock.
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Old February 27 2013, 04:53 AM   #17
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SPOCK (thinking): Thank Surak for inner eyelids.
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Old March 1 2013, 12:29 AM   #18
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Riker: "You look fine. Why so glum?"

Geordi: "I haven't picked up any chicks on this planet."

Riker: "You dolt! This planet is uninhabited."
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Old March 2 2013, 07:37 PM   #19
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LaForge: You are even more beautiful than I imagined.

Riker: Are you still milking that shtick?




Entertainment Tonight Chopper: SO "DAD," WHAT'S KALEY CUOCO LIKE?




Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."

Spock: On Vulcan, age is considered an aphrodisiac.

Ensign: Not enough pages in the calendar.
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RIKER: What's with the armpits?
GEORDI: They're new Flite Gard® Perspiration Deflectors™. Don't let your Gard down on away missions!
RIKER: I thought humanity had evolved beyond product placement...




BONES: Damn, the bears in this park have gotten sophisticated!


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Kirk: The girls used to say "Oh Bill!" but now they just say "Oh, Bill."
SPOCK: Who is this Bill, Jim?
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Old March 2 2013, 11:33 PM   #21
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RIKER: No, there isn't a tag saying "M. Scott" in my jacket lining!
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Old March 3 2013, 12:42 AM   #22
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Riker: How did your coffee date with Leah Brahms go?
LaForge: She soured the milk.
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Old March 3 2013, 01:01 AM   #23
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RIKER: You're in X-ray mode again, aren't you?
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Old March 3 2013, 06:31 AM   #24
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Riker: You served Brahms fungini? Fungini. You served her fungini. You said, "Hey come to my quarters for some fungus."
LaForge: Let it go! It was two and a half centuries ago!
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Frakes: "Those look damn strange."

Burton: "It's for the Omega Man remake I'm in."
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Old March 6 2013, 03:04 AM   #26
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Frakes: You told him, I think, about the statue - line!
Burton: "You finally did it. You did it to yourselves."
Frakes: You finally did it! You did it to yourselves! Damn you all! Damn you all to hell!
Rick Berman: Stop doing that, Burton!
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RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?

LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.

Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.
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Old March 6 2013, 04:24 AM   #28
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RIKER: Geordie? Geordie?

LAFORGE: She....she...she said, yes.

Thus ended the longest dry spell in Federation history.

Nice one!!
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Old March 6 2013, 04:27 AM   #29
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Riker: We are in 21st century Washington State correct?

Geordi: Yes Commander, but I don't understand what that means.

Riker: Geordi... ! You do understand... that special plant which lead to the creation of the banishment of currency etc etc...

Geordi: Oh oh... that.

Riker: *LARGE WINK*


*Cypress Hill 'Hits From The Bong' starts playing"
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Riker: Geordi... your eyes...

Geordi: Spice Must Flow...
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