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Old March 1 2013, 03:26 PM   #31
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption

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Gillian "Hi, i'm Gillian, i'm thought i would join you all in the future."
McCoy: "This is a innoculation shot for all the desease she brought with her from the 20th that we are now all open to attack from, nice one Jim"
Now, that's an immunity caption!
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Old March 1 2013, 08:42 PM   #32
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Scotty: "I hate to admit it, Captain, but I'm not as young as I once was. My memory's not what it used to be. I'm gonna hafta put some labels on these control panels."
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Old March 2 2013, 06:46 PM   #33
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Uhura: "It's that Galt guy. He wants his suspenders back."





After male enhancement surgery was done on the wrong patient, the Enterprise instituted a policy of mandatory wristbands on all patients admitted to sick bay.

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Old March 3 2013, 07:56 PM   #34
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Scotty: "Captain, the ship going to blow up in less than a minute."

Kirk: "My God Scotty ... (pause) ... have you been work out?"

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Old March 5 2013, 01:24 AM   #35
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McCoy: You're set, Jim
Kirk: *glances at his hand and makes a fist* Okay..looks good
McCoy: Damn it, Jim! That was only that one time! Get over it!
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Old March 5 2013, 05:31 AM   #36
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Chapel: Doctor, are you sure this patient is scheduled for a testicle shave?
McCoy: That's what the computer says. Oops, looks like I'm due for my pap smear.
Chapel: Did paying for all your college homework cost a lot?
McCoy: Never mind that, I can afford it now. Go fetch me the stirrups and sterilize the sterilizer.
Chapel: Yes, Doctor.
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Old March 5 2013, 05:36 AM   #37
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MCCOY: Ever have Andorian Shingles?

KIRK: No.

MCCOY: Well you do now.

UHURA: Looks like your date is canceled.
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Old March 5 2013, 05:43 AM   #38
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Kirk: "I don't much like this, Bones. Uhura is supposed to be on duty when she's on the bridge, but she spends most of her time gabbing with her pal from the medical department."
McCoy: "Glass houses, Jim."
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Old March 5 2013, 06:08 AM   #39
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KIRK: How long has Spock been blonde and female?

MCCOY: That's just the LDS talking.
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Old March 5 2013, 06:29 AM   #40
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Doctor: This will silence the voice of anyone talking smack about you.
All women on bridge: <Mouths talk with no voices>
Doctor: Ahem, it's a placebo.
All women on bridge: <Pause, then resume talk with no voices>
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Old March 5 2013, 06:39 AM   #41
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MCCOY: I'm gonna need a blood sample.

KIRK: Why's that?

MCCOY: You're either sick, a duplicate or under alien mind control.

KIRK: Huh?

MCCOY: Uhura's been talking with my new nurse for fifteen minutes and you've yet to go over and suggest a threesome.
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Old March 5 2013, 07:47 PM   #42
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Kirk: "Antibiotics?"

McCoy: "Cyanide. Spock paid me twenty bucks to make him the captain."
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Old March 6 2013, 03:57 AM   #43
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Kirk: What the devil did you just put in me?

McCoy: Oh, this and that.

Kirk: Care to be more specific, Doctor?

McCoy: Well, let's see. There's Lexorin to alleviate malaise and/or multiple personality disorder. Theragen to deaden nerve inputs to the brain to calm the insane. Tropolisine for hallucinogenic effects. Methohexital, a barbiturate for sedation. Tetrovaline lowers the immune response. Cytoglobin to counter chromoviral infections and arterial aging. Corophizine to prevent secondary infections. The growth hormone Myofibrilin to offset zero gravity. Vertazine for dizziness. And Beano.

Kirk: For...?

McCoy: For the rest of us.

Uhura <to Yeoman>: 'Bout time cause I'm about to go postal up in here.
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Old March 6 2013, 05:35 AM   #44
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Bones: Damnit Jim I'm a doctor not Cheech Marin.

Kirk: Bones, Bones, Bones!! I .... KNOW... I ... it just makes Pink Floyd sound... so... DAMN... good.
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UHURA: I'll pass this time, nurse. I'm the designated driver.
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