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Old March 3 2013, 04:35 PM   #16
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

But that's the only thing you can do with a cat. Next you'll expect me to feed it and pet it.
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Old March 3 2013, 04:46 PM   #17
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Stop being mean to cats!!

You will suffer in their day of glorious dominion over humans which will one day be upon us.
One day?!?
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Old March 3 2013, 04:52 PM   #18
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

Good advice all around, except for the payback "spritz". lol
A trip to the vet for a UTI check up and another litter box and you should be all set.
I have 2 cats and have 2 litter boxes. My kitties are particular and need their own space in this respect. Otherwise, they're inseperable.
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Old March 3 2013, 04:54 PM   #19
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

Great advice. However, it just seems like there's something wrong with the fact that my cats, who use their own tongues to clean their rectums, are more particular about where they pee and poop than my own children.
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Old March 3 2013, 07:14 PM   #20
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.
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Old March 3 2013, 07:25 PM   #21
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Stop being mean to cats!!

You will suffer in their day of glorious dominion over humans which will one day be upon us.
I'm now getting visions of an awesome action movie in which a solar plasma storm, or something, turns all household cats into beasts the size of cars. Who then decide to eat us, because kibble don't cut it no more.

The rest is pretty much your standard zombie movie, except with lots and lots of human/mega-feline violence.
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Old March 3 2013, 08:22 PM   #22
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

^ And cheezburger?
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Old March 3 2013, 09:10 PM   #23
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^ Please! Take this seriously.

The film will be entitled "Bad Kitties", after the studio rejects "Rotten Pu--ies". The end credits song will of course be "Year of the Cat".
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Old March 3 2013, 09:17 PM   #24
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^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.
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Old March 3 2013, 09:58 PM   #25
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.
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Old March 3 2013, 10:00 PM   #26
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^ Just hope it isn't a cat-tastrophe.
You may expect sequels, video games, toys, apps...

... Yes. This film shall have a tail.
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Old March 3 2013, 11:15 PM   #27
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Well it's true. If cats were the size of lions they would eat us with alarming regularity, and certain eat small children quite often.
No. I think they'd eat each child only once.
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Old March 4 2013, 05:39 AM   #28
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I once had a cat that peed on my couch. I bought a spray called Get Off at the pet store that I sprayed on the couch. I had to use it several days per week but it worked. She stopped peeing on the couch.
Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.
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Old March 4 2013, 05:55 AM   #29
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

Sector 7's List of Advice:

- multiple litter boxes, preferably etched with their name on each [remember to print, cats cannot read cursive]
- terminate with extreme prejudice [I prefer 9mm, .38 caliber is also acceptable]
- get a mean dog, it will scare the piss out of him [also may have the effect of him pooping whenever he sees the dog]
- use a Tazer when you catch him doing it [I guarantee he'll never piss there again. This also may work on the children.]
- next time get a puppy and train him right

Can you tell I'm not a cat person? The guy who wrote, "Cats are people, too" LIED.
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Old March 4 2013, 05:55 AM   #30
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Re: Help with my pissing cat!!

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Do you know if that product would work on dogs as well? My little Maltese has been spreading her urine over my nice carpets and it's driving me to distraction.
There is a brand (don't remember the name now) that has separate products for cat and dog urine. You could check at your local pet shop, they should have something for doggies too.

Oh, found it:
http://www.scoutshouse.com/store/images/Urine-Off.jpg
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