TOS Caption Contest #270: The Immunity Caption

[Triskelion]

Kirk: I don't remember posing for that!
Scotty: Well, you did!




And one for posterity:

[Ln X]

Scotty: Captain I'm not into that kinky stuff ya know!
Kirk: As your commanding officer you will obey my every whim!


Nurse Chapel: You know it's occurred to me that these miniskirts, the mandatory botox injections and liposuction for fatter members of my sisters is nothing sort of male subjection of the female race!
McCoy: You maybe right... Now pass me my surgery gloves...

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Uhura: "It's Viagra. You'd better beat it."




Uhura: "I don't want to hear any more about Beefaroni or Beefaghetti! They're both so good!"




McCoy: "This woman has the most perfect set of vital signs I've ever seen. I just can't tear my eyes away from them."

Chapel: "No wonder your wife left you."

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[ssosmcin]

LeadHead wrote:

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I love it when all the images get tied together well, so this deserves a special award:

Awesomeness, I haven't been a winnah in a while. Thanks for the special mention.

[Isis]

McCoy: "You pointy-eared hobgoblin! You people may be logical, but you're certainly not original. Vulcan? That happens to be one of our planets' moons."

Kirk (to self): "I think I'll stay out of this one."

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock: "You decide, Doctor. Which of us looks more like James Dean?"

[Isis]

McCoy: "I hate to admit it, Spock, but you're right on both counts. He'll get over the Rigellian Fever... <brief pause> ...but he won't get over himself."

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: He's getting all thoughtful and introspective again.

MCCOY: Then do that Vulcan hoodoo and make him forget the chick like all the rest.

[Isis]

McCoy: "OK, here's your dose of humility."

<brief pause>

McCoy: "However, I don't expect too much. You're really too far gone."





Kirk: "Get a grip, Mister. You don't have to worry about getting injured for the time being...our schedule is quiet for the next few days."

Scotty: "Well, I didna have to worry until ye came upon the scene. Thanks to ye, I don't think I'm going to be throwing out any 'first pitches' this spring."

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Scotty! I know this doesn't make any sense, but... you've been elected Pope."

Scotty: "Borgias frat!"

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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: What do you mean the beer's gone!

[Triskelion]

If you run across a bunch of angry Swedish lacrosse players - you haven't seen me!




Uhura: Message from Starfleet Command, sir. We're to divert to Viagara IV for an emergency -

Kirk: Conn new heading two-seven-three mark thirty-six! Warp nine engage. Doctor we need stimulants for the crew, stimulants! Chekov prepare shuttle for departure at oh-three-hundred. Bridge to Spock, prepare for away mission Code Blue Orangutan, repeat Code Blue Orangutan.

Spock: Affirmative, Captain. I will make the necessary modifications to the field research equipment.

Kirk<Sitting, hits shipwide>: This is the Captain. Emergency stations. Let's look alive people! Standby.

McCoy: Sick bay to bridge, what the devil is - I'm a doctor not a, not a -

Kirk: Roulette marble. Sit tight, Doctor. Spock will be along to collect you and a few specimen jars. Bridge out.

Sulu: Captain the heading is taking us around a dark matter cluster with anomalous neutrino spikes playing havoc with the subspace navigational array -

Kirk: Refraxillate the duotronic capacitance in the lateral field emission grid. Rotate subspace variance to oh point three eight gigahertz and get Mister Scott to schedule a level one diagnostic before the warp coil feedback burns out auxiliary circuits.

Sulu <madly pressing buttons>: Aye, that's doing it captain. Warp nine, sir.

Kirk: Nice work Mister Sulu! Steady as she goes! Yeoman - coffee! Folgers Crystals! Hot! We're Starfleet officers, dammit!

Uhura: - diplomatic mission.

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "Is it true?! This uniform is supposed to include pants?!"
Kirk: "Sorry. I guess I forgot to mention that."

[Mr. Adventure]

"Chapel, your collar and insignia are not regulation."
"Yeah, well tell the Captain to do something about it."



"Dammit Jim, you're not being reasonable!"

[Haggis and tatties]

Kirk: "Scotty we are going to travel back in time to bring back two humpbacks into the future"
Scotty: "Humpback....People?"
Kirk:"Whales scotty, whales."
Scotty" Welsh humpback people?"





Bones: Do you know what i had to go through to get hold of those glasses, and the first chance you get to travel back in time, you go and pawn them, you inconsiderate, green blooded....!!!
Kirk " I am sure that bus driver short changed me"




McCoy "Angels and ministers of grace preserve us"
Chapel " Dr wouldn't actual treatment help these people more than quotes from shakespeare?








Uhura: Captain, I'm receiving whale song.
Kirk : I'm sure McCoy has some cream for that".







Gillian "Hi, i'm Gillian, i'm thought i would join you all in the future."
McCoy: "This is a innoculation shot for all the diseases she brought with her from the 20th that we are now all open to attack from, nice one Jim"