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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old February 25 2013, 11:18 AM   #16
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Riker: "What is it, Data?"

Data: "I believe its an attempt by intelligent amphimbians to breach the hull, based on the amount of water coming through the deck."

Worf: "We need to break out our phasers!!!!"

Technician: "Dr. Crusher's been using the shower head to have an orgasm. The pipes can't handle that long of a continuous flow. It happens every Wednesday. Just get out of the way and I'll patch it."
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Old February 25 2013, 02:12 PM   #17
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Troi: Beverly what are you doing?
Beverly: I'm Alvin the Chipmunk. Cheep, cheep!
Troi:
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Old February 25 2013, 02:17 PM   #18
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Captain's log supplemental: The installation of punishment booths has been effective indeed at maintaining crew discipline, especially the pits of flesh-eating scarab beetles...
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Old February 25 2013, 04:33 PM   #19
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Bass Player: At least it's not that pretentious robot.




Data: The light bulb needs to be changed, sir.
Riker: I'll put it in my report to Starfleet. Where's that engineering team? We need to determine it's manufacture.
Worf: Shoot it out, Commander!
Engineer: Good thing I trained all those years as a warp field specialist. <Breaks out hand torch>
Worf & Riker: Whoa!
Data: WTF? <performs internal diagnostic>




Thomas <out of the corner of his mouth>: Don't look now, Commander. There is one behind me disguised in an officer's uniform.

Will: Klingons are our allies now.

Thomas: There's a Klingon too?




Crusher: Next distract your opponent with "The Camel Toe Maneuver."




Thomas: Watch out for the Cave Monster!
Will: It's just an old blow up doll - that looks like Deanna.
Thomas: Oh, so that's where that went.
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Old February 25 2013, 07:02 PM   #20
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Data was practising using his new practical joke circuit. Rubbing Riker's mouthpiece with Spot's faeces was going down a treat with the audience.




Crusher: I hate this new uniform. I have to stand this way all the time or else my bust disappears completely.



Rikers (in unison): I see what you mean. This beard does look shit.
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Old February 26 2013, 06:14 PM   #21
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Captain's Log Stardate 46587: I'm suddenly nostalgic for Ode to Spot...




Data: ...and that is the intersection on the ven diagram between those who wish you had directed Star Trek: Nemesis and those who have seen Thunderbirds.




Tom and Will: *Singing* Sexy... everything about me's so sexy!



Troi: Jesus Beverly, maybe you shouldn't use the love swing for so long if it's going to leave your arms like that.




Tom: Hey... Ira... sorry to have accidentally pushed you down there. Tell you what, if I help you out will you write a follow up episode to Defiant for me?

I can wait all day whilst you think of the right answer.
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Old February 27 2013, 02:48 AM   #22
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CRUSHER: I don't see how this will help me resolve my issues with Jean-Luc.

TROI: Use the puppet Beverly
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Old February 27 2013, 07:38 PM   #23
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LeadHead, TFTW.



Troi: "You know, Will, we could do this on weekends and make a little extra pocket money. A bar mitzvah here...a koon-ut-kal-if-fee there..."
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Old February 27 2013, 08:30 PM   #24
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Riker: Any requests?
Troi:
Nightbird!
Riker: Any requests at all?
Troi: Night-bird!
Riker: <flips her the bird>
<Audience applauds>
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Old February 27 2013, 10:03 PM   #25
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Crusher's rendition of Gangnam Style was not well received.
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Old February 28 2013, 12:06 AM   #26
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When the Enterprise players decided to stage the musical "Cats," Crusher campaigned emphatically for the part of Grizabella.
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Old February 28 2013, 04:38 AM   #27
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Riker: Worf! Get me a magazine. That's an order!
Data: I am curious as to how that would be an effective solution to our predicament.
Riker: Data, it's a bug. I'm going to smush it.
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Old February 28 2013, 04:45 AM   #28
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RIKER: First, how did the monkey get a phaser? Second, why is there a monkey on the Enterprise?
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Old February 28 2013, 05:08 AM   #29
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Data: Glass floors, sir.
Riker: Highly evolved alien civilization.
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Old February 28 2013, 10:50 AM   #30
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Thanks for the win!



New Cantina scene from Abram's upcoming Star Wars movie.


Data: Up there, Commander.
Riker: Hot, dusty, and dangerous. Worf?
Worf: There is no honor in dieing in a power conduit, let's wait for engineering.
Lt. from engineering (entering): Shit!


Thomas: I've been marooned alone for 8 years, what's your excuse?
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