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Old February 26 2013, 12:50 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 73: Where the corridors have no name...

Another day another caption contest, and thanks to all who participated...



The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post


Sisko: "Reminds me of that hotbox on that Janeway clone's no tech planet. Ah, happy times."
Velocity wrote: View Post


GARAK: I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she gives me latinum when I'm in need.
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Sisko: Well, Ambassador Mix-a-Lot, does the scenery on DS9 meet your approval?
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Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo?
Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do.
Odo: QUARK!!!!!!!
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Enabran Tain: "Good evening! You're watching Tonight With Enabran Tain. Today's guest is a young engineer found guilty of downloading seditious files banned by the Central Command. What could have motivated him to do this? Who are his contacts in the underground? Tonight we'll ask these and other hard-hitting questions with an exclusive interrogation".
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Our special award goes to...



JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post


The face isn't the only body part that Odo has trouble with.
Our photoshop winner is...

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Sisko: As you can see, this is what will result from our failure to repair the timeline.
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Here are the pictures to be captioned...












The next contest will take place on the 4th of March.
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Old February 26 2013, 01:04 AM   #2
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Quark: You don't drink, eat or fornicate... What about gambling? (silence...) I thought not.


Worf: Several lifetime's of memories and you still read with your fingers...
Dax: Several months into this relationship and you still can't stop belittling me...


Quark: Have you ever heard of downtime chief?
O'Brien: Huh?


Kira being serviced...



Sisko: This is pretty serious, your once private video Dax has now gone viral and you've been sent an invite to the galactic Playboy Mansion...
Dax: Oh the shame.
O'Brien: Still good to watch- I mean, yeah it's disgraceful.
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Old February 26 2013, 02:09 AM   #3
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DAX: What can I say, you wind up dating a lot of people as a co-joined Trill.
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Old February 26 2013, 02:55 PM   #4
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 73: Where the corridors have no name...

Thanks for the win...



Kira: "A massage and a colonic? How is that possible?"
Odo: "Harumph!"
Kira: "Odo, is that you? Ewww! Don't stop... but ewww!
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Old February 26 2013, 10:04 PM   #5
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Quark: The Rigelian Lobster? Someone's putting out tonight.




Dax: Sorry Worf, looks like they're going with Kira for the part of Annie.

Worf: yIn vIq 'Igh San! It's a hard luck life!

Dax: Better, I suppose, in the original Klingon?




Quark: Why no, I can't imagine how waste reclamation got rerouted into the food replicators. I've been too busy polishing my empty tip jar.




Do you want the happy ending, Major?
Yes please.
<Odo leaves>.
Ahhhh.




Dax: So you see, there's no adjusting the Cardassian humidity levels. I'm afraid we're all going to have bad hair days for the foreseeable future.

O'Brien: At least we won't have to put up with the glare from aurora baldyalis like on the Enterprise bridge.

Sisko: Hmmm....
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Old February 27 2013, 12:27 AM   #6
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"Nerys, is it normal for Bajoran women to have a tattoo there?"
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Old February 27 2013, 02:33 AM   #7
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FIRST: Are you drunk, Second?
SECOND: My orders do not include not getting drunk.
FIRST: We don't even drink!
SECOND: We don't have to drink. Big difference.
FIRST: Quark! Two kinars.



DAX: You rated Trills only a 7?!
WORF: That is quite a high rating. I only rated Betazoids a 4.



QUARK: Is that really what the station's wiring looks like?
O'BRIEN: No. This week we're trading sets with a 1960s B-movie.



The female changeling enjoyed the solid's version of intimacy more than she led on.



Sisko and Kira manage to keep looking earnest while Dax shows them the Klingon romance holonovel she wrote where she's the Klingon main character. O'Brien in the background starts to giggle.
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Old February 27 2013, 03:10 AM   #8
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O'BRIEN: I'm really more of a Warp Field Specialist.



ODO: Perfect, no one will ever know I accidentally killed the Major. Now I just need an excuse as to why we're always together.
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Old February 28 2013, 11:20 AM   #9
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TFTW, Ln X!



First: I don't always stop at Quark's, but when I do, it's to taunt the Ferengi by just sitting here, not ordering anything.



Dax: Damn it! Ln X didn't pick any of my captions, again!



Quark: Do you mind repeating that without all the technobabble?

O'Brien: Fine. The thingie that makes the other thingie work broke.



Odo: *to himself* Sensual massage! I am so in with Nerys!

Kira: Oh Odo, that feels great, it's so nice to have a friend like you.

Odo: *to himself* Damn it!



Dax: And that concludes my briefing on the astrophysics of the worm...damn it Benjamin, are you falling asleep during my debriefing, again?
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Old February 28 2013, 12:33 PM   #10
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Quark: "Uhh... Gentlemen. That's not how we use straws."



Worf: "Jadzia. That is not a touchscreen."
Jadzia: "Well, Worf, at least it provides me more tactile stimulation than you do."


Quark: "The bar's internet has been down for hours, Chief. When are you going to have it fixed?"
O'Brien: "It's not as easy as you think, Quark. It's not a big freighter; it's a series of tubes."
(looks distracted)
O'Brien: "I think I have the red tubes and blue tubes crossed..."


Little does Kira know Odo has spotted her ruse- she's a Bluegill (the aliens from "Conspiracy").


(sorry, forgot to leave a little blank space at the bottom for the next entry)
Odo's sex tape proves to be a bigger hit than the Kardashian or Paris hilton sex tape. Dax seems the least surprised though...

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Old February 28 2013, 06:33 PM   #11
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We'd like Slippery Nipples.
On the rocks?
No, our suits chafe the hell out of us.
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Old March 5 2013, 02:24 AM   #12
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SISKO: Dax, post something and get this back on page one.
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Old March 5 2013, 05:42 AM   #13
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O'Brien: Cardassian caption contests?
Dax: The punch lines all involve capital punishment.
Sisko: This Running Dukat meme is pretty funny.
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Old March 6 2013, 06:10 PM   #14
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Odo: Fart for me, Major.

*long drawn out fart*

Odo: Fascinating.
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Old March 6 2013, 11:16 PM   #15
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A new contest will be up tomorrow.
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