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Old February 19 2013, 07:24 PM   #16
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 72; Cover-up

I'm going to let this contest run for another week...
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Old February 20 2013, 04:04 AM   #17
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GARAK: I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she gives me latinum when I'm in need.



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Old February 20 2013, 06:14 AM   #18
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Thanks for the win!



Sisko: Sisko to Ops. I got lost in the habitat ring again. Emergency Transport.



Garak: Commander, I am a tailor, not a miracle worker.

Sisko: What does that mean?

Garak: I... uh....

Odo: He means that no matter what he does, magenta is not your color, Commander.



O'Brien: Okay, we can't BOTH hide from Keiko in here.



Odo: Why are you making me sit here?

Kira: I've had a bad day, I might let almost anyone buy me a drink tonight. Luckily, there's no way you're interested in doing that.

Odo: (thinking) Aw, crap.



Sisko: Everyone is assembled. What can you tell us?

Bashir: What's going on, Commander?

Sisko: I recruited the Obsidian Order to get us spoilers on Star Trek Into Darkness.
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Old February 20 2013, 06:31 AM   #19
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MEANEY: I think the writing staff is out of ideas.

VISITOR: Yeah, finding Keiko's lost wedding ring before she finds out O'Brien lost it, doesn't strike me as original.
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Old February 23 2013, 06:30 AM   #20
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O'Brien (singing): You put your front half in, and --
Kira: I don't think this is how you do the hokey-pokey, Chief.


Computer: Warning. Life support failure in twenty seconds.
Sisko (thinking): Huh! So *that's* what these isolinear rods do!


Or...

Little-known fact: in addition to developing an advanced civilization long before humans, the Bajorans also legalized marijuana long before humans, something the Starfleet officers on DS9 frequently took advantage of.


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Old February 23 2013, 12:52 PM   #21
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Dax: Twin full rectal eclipses. Now this is why I joined Starfleet!
Kira: Put the Spock tricorder away Dax.
O'Brien: Bloody aliens.
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Old February 25 2013, 03:32 AM   #22
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Sisko: I know what you're thinking, it's not easy being a god.



Garak: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed.



Kira: That will never happen chief!
O'Brien: I'm telling you major, one day you will have my baby!



Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo?
Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do.
Odo: QUARK!!!!!!!



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Old February 25 2013, 08:53 AM   #23
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The next contest will be up by the end of the day.
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Old February 26 2013, 12:55 AM   #24
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Another contest is here!
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