Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant!

LeadHead · February 24 2013, 02:46 AM

Hello everyone! Lets go!

First up to the plate, we have the "Wasn't that actually the conference room set?" Award, going to:

TommyR01D wrote:

Janeway: (Offscreen) What the hell are you doing in my Ready Room?!

Next, we have the "Alternate Version" Award, going to:

Turd Ferguson wrote:

"Don't panic!"

"I've been shot at, thrown into a lake by a bunch of rednecks playing banjos... what's there to panic about?"

Next, we have the "That really should be covered!" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote:

A moment later Gillian would discover that her AAA would not cover collisions with "invisible spaceships".

Two Photoshops just kept me laughing and since they're from the same person, he gets the award for both!

Nerys Myk wrote:

Gillian: Sorry fellas, I only have room for three. Freaky glove, kitchen knife and hockey mask, hop in. Pizza box, you're out of luck.

Nerys Myk wrote:

GILLIAN: Here's your whales, buddy. Where do you want them?

KIRK: What was your degree in again?

GILLIAN: Degree? Dude, I'm just a tour guide!

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Riker: "I am so glad I decided to drop in on you! I've really been missing you, Imzadi!"
Troi: "Nice and comfy, are we?"
Riker: "Oh, yes! Feels just like old times!"
Troi: "Well, don't get too comfy. My date should be arriving any minute now."

Congrats to our winners and many thanks to all who participated! Now we can leave the lovey dovey behind us and begin again!

Enjoy!

LeadHead · February 24 2013, 02:50 AM

Riker: You told him about the Klingons?!

Kirk: I sleep with a night light, will that be a problem?

Kirk: Spock, the ship was attacked only hours ago, repairs aren't yet complete. Don't people have anything better to do than to help me put my jacket on?

Nerys Myk · February 24 2013, 04:38 AM

RIKER: It's still there. Try blinking, maybe that will make it wash out.

SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude.

KIRK: I'm game.

Finn · February 24 2013, 02:03 PM

Nerys Myk wrote:

SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude.

KIRK: I'm game.

SPOCK: But Jim, the ambassador is a fat old Klingon male. Buxom VI is an old Klingon colony.

shivkala · February 24 2013, 02:22 PM

Riker: Geordi are you okay?

Geordi: All my life, I wanted the ability to see like you. But, now, with these optical implants, I can.

Riker: So what's the problem?

Geordi: In his inebriation, Cochrane stripped down to the nude and I saw his...

Riker: Go on...

Geordi: ...little Cochrane.

After The Final Frontier hit theaters, William Shatner went on the run to hide from upset fans. He thought hiding in nature would shield him from the nerds who lived in their parents basements. He was wrong.

Captain's personal log, supplemental: I need to take a moment from dealing with Khan to remind myself to give a commendation to the person who suggested Yeoman's should dress their Captain. If only we had this practice during the original voyage, when Rand was my Yeoman!

Jonas Grumby · February 24 2013, 05:27 PM

TFTW, LeadHead!

Riker: "Why so glum, Geordi?"
LaForge: "Oh...I miss seeing in ultraviolet. Infrared. X-ray..."
Riker: "There's just no pleasing some people, is there?"

Triskelion · February 24 2013, 10:24 PM

Riker: Blue eyes, Geordi?
LaForge: Yup. Had my junk shortened, too.

LAPD: KNOCK OFF THAT SINGING! JUSTN & MILEY ARE NOT APPROPRIATE CAMPFIRE SELECTIONS!

Kirk: Now the jackets are off let the Moob contest commence.

Scotty: Behold the glory!

Spock: Hrmmm....

Nerys Myk · February 25 2013, 01:40 AM

SHATNER: What's the problem, De? I thought you were tired of me and Len hogging the spotlight?

LeadHead · February 25 2013, 02:02 AM

Spock: Welcome to Admiral Kirks Neighborhood, it's like Mister Rogers Neighborhood, but with phasers.

Turd Ferguson · February 25 2013, 09:45 PM

Thanks for the win! :thumbsup:

"You told him about the statue?!"

"He was fine with it until I told him some hooligans changed the dedication plaque to 'Dr. COCK-rane.'"

Finn · February 26 2013, 04:51 AM

Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: He was fine with it until I told him about the famous quote "An Alaskan buffoon once said 'Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgments' "

Nerys Myk · February 26 2013, 05:09 AM

Riker: You told him about the statue?

Geordi: Yeah, but he then said, "Whatever, tell me about the chicks I've scored with!"
So I told him he winds up married to a shrewish bureaucrat.

Isis · February 26 2013, 05:43 PM

Kirk: "Saving Earth's 2013 Oscars. A little tiring, but not bad, if I do say so myself."

Spock (to self): "I guess he'll never change at this point."

Isis · February 26 2013, 06:08 PM

Spock: "Don't tell me..."

Kirk: "Spock, your logic is impeccable. Priceline.com...a faster, easier way to save."

Spock: "Yours, Jim, evidently, is not. Were you not listening? I said, 'don't tell me.'"

inflatabledalek · February 26 2013, 06:21 PM

Geordi: Seriously, dude, you should try to score here. Could be your last chance before the writers chuck you and Troi together.

Riker: Nah, I've got plenty of wild oats left before I settle down.

Kirk: See, the sun really does shine out of my ass.

Saavik: Mmmm mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmm?

Kirk: That's right Lieutenant, trust your assessing officer, you keep that up down there. Doing that is exactly what got me a pass on the Kobayashi Maru.

Spock: Indeed, as the assessing officer on that occasion I found your solution most... novel.

February 24 2013, 04:38 AM	#3
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! RIKER: It's still there. Try blinking, maybe that will make it wash out. SPOCK: The ambassador from Buxom VI requires all negotiations be conducted in the nude. KIRK: I'm game. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com Last edited by Nerys Myk; February 24 2013 at 04:49 AM.

February 24 2013, 02:22 PM	#5
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: Geordi are you okay? Geordi: All my life, I wanted the ability to see like you. But, now, with these optical implants, I can. Riker: So what's the problem? Geordi: In his inebriation, Cochrane stripped down to the nude and I saw his... Riker: Go on... Geordi: ...little Cochrane. After The Final Frontier hit theaters, William Shatner went on the run to hide from upset fans. He thought hiding in nature would shield him from the nerds who lived in their parents basements. He was wrong. Captain's personal log, supplemental: I need to take a moment from dealing with Khan to remind myself to give a commendation to the person who suggested Yeoman's should dress their Captain. If only we had this practice during the original voyage, when Rand was my Yeoman! __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

February 24 2013, 05:27 PM	#6
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! TFTW, LeadHead! Riker: "Why so glum, Geordi?" LaForge: "Oh...I miss seeing in ultraviolet. Infrared. X-ray..." Riker: "There's just no pleasing some people, is there?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; February 24 2013 at 10:36 PM.

February 24 2013, 10:24 PM	#7
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: Blue eyes, Geordi? LaForge: Yup. Had my junk shortened, too. LAPD: KNOCK OFF THAT SINGING! JUSTN & MILEY ARE NOT APPROPRIATE CAMPFIRE SELECTIONS! Kirk: Now the jackets are off let the Moob contest commence. Scotty: Behold the glory! Spock: Hrmmm.... __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 25 2013, 01:40 AM	#8
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! SHATNER: What's the problem, De? I thought you were tired of me and Len hogging the spotlight? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

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February 24 2013, 02:50 AM	#2
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: You told him about the Klingons?! Kirk: I sleep with a night light, will that be a problem? Kirk: Spock, the ship was attacked only hours ago, repairs aren't yet complete. Don't people have anything better to do than to help me put my jacket on? __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

February 25 2013, 02:02 AM	#9
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Spock: Welcome to Admiral Kirks Neighborhood, it's like Mister Rogers Neighborhood, but with phasers. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

February 25 2013, 09:45 PM	#10
Turd Ferguson Commodore Location: Kentucky	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Thanks for the win! :thumbsup: "You told him about the statue?!" "He was fine with it until I told him some hooligans changed the dedication plaque to 'Dr. COCK-rane.'" __________________ "Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor

February 26 2013, 04:51 AM	#11
Finn Vice Admiral Location: West of Boston	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: You told him about the statue? Geordi: He was fine with it until I told him about the famous quote "An Alaskan buffoon once said 'Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgments' "

February 26 2013, 05:09 AM	#12
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Riker: You told him about the statue? Geordi: Yeah, but he then said, "Whatever, tell me about the chicks I've scored with!" So I told him he winds up married to a shrewish bureaucrat. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 26 2013, 05:43 PM	#13
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Kirk: "Saving Earth's 2013 Oscars. A little tiring, but not bad, if I do say so myself." Spock (to self): "I guess he'll never change at this point."

February 26 2013, 06:08 PM	#14
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Spock: "Don't tell me..." Kirk: "Spock, your logic is impeccable. Priceline.com...a faster, easier way to save." Spock: "Yours, Jim, evidently, is not. Were you not listening? I said, 'don't tell me.'"

February 26 2013, 06:21 PM	#15
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: Movie Caption Contest #232: Brilliant! Geordi: Seriously, dude, you should try to score here. Could be your last chance before the writers chuck you and Troi together. Riker: Nah, I've got plenty of wild oats left before I settle down. Kirk: See, the sun really does shine out of my ass. Saavik: Mmmm mmmmm mmm mm mmmmm mmmmmmm? Kirk: That's right Lieutenant, trust your assessing officer, you keep that up down there. Doing that is exactly what got me a pass on the Kobayashi Maru. Spock: Indeed, as the assessing officer on that occasion I found your solution most... novel. __________________ TRANSFORMATION: CRAFTY [mind] BANKERS Meet the five new Autobots in my look at Rock and Roll Out! Part 1