Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! - Page 4

Rhubarbodendron · February 18 2013, 12:06 PM

^Talk about falling to the lure of The Dark Side

RoJoHen · February 18 2013, 03:26 PM

Really? Another smoke break?

Gil T.Azell · February 19 2013, 04:17 AM

#39) RTFC! (Read The Fucking Contract!)

Ulva · February 19 2013, 06:36 PM

"28 school yards in four weeks? F**k off." That's what I wanted to say some time last July to my boss. Now, I didn't say this because I had a sneaky suspicion I would lose my job if I did. but my steely gaze and me speaking through clenched teeth probably spoke volumes about what was going through my mind.

flandry84 · February 19 2013, 08:35 PM

"I don't know where you left your hand scanner,have you tried whistling for it?"

"Please and Thank you...not too difficult eh?"

"Stay out of my way for a while".

Velocity · February 20 2013, 02:22 AM

Yes, I'm 10 minutes late back from lunch. Just consider this my smoke break. You never say anything to the smokers who take 20 minutes every hour (at least) even though policy only allows smoking during the 10 minute morning and afternoon breaks and during lunch.

Maestro · February 20 2013, 04:11 AM

"I fucking hate you all."

(That's what I'd say... I don't actually hate any of you)

Jimi_James · February 21 2013, 11:01 AM

Don't any of you morons know how to operate this death ray? I mean really, how hard is it to hit Paris with a giant laser. We all took that seminar on getting the most out of your Death Ray and it's not like it's brain surgerny.

No, you can't pet the sharks. Yes, their lasers are lethal.

Rhubarbodendron · February 21 2013, 11:58 AM

If you do have to smoke down in the yard, couldn't you at least stay outdoors until you've aired a bit? (And have a mint, please, or stop exhaling in my office)

bigdaddy · February 21 2013, 10:39 PM

macloudt wrote:

I also work in a retail setting, and while I understand wanting to say rude things to customers from time to time, actually doing so is downright unprofessional. If I or one of my colleagues has to deal with a rotten customer we do so professionally and then have a moan about it out of earshot of any customers. We're lucky in that management is very supportive of us when dealing with difficult customers, but in turn we're expected to be professional at all times. It's a fair deal.

Treat others how you want to be treated.

Would you help a costumer if they were whistling at you like a dog?

Honestly. I'm a human, treat me like one. Your reply was just the easy way out.

February 18 2013, 12:06 PM	#46
Rhubarbodendron Fleet Captain Location: Milky Way, outer spiral arm, Sol 3	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! ^Talk about falling to the lure of The Dark Side __________________ Eve is the revised, improved and updated version of Adam [Helen Vita]

February 18 2013, 03:26 PM	#47
RoJoHen Awesome Location: Wherever life takes me	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! Really? Another smoke break? __________________ I am the Quintessential Admiral. Get ready to grow your EQUINOX BEARD!

February 19 2013, 04:17 AM	#48
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! #39) RTFC! (Read The Fucking Contract!) __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

February 19 2013, 06:36 PM	#49
Ulva Vice Admiral Location: Way up north	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! "28 school yards in four weeks? F*k off." That's what I wanted to say some time last July to my boss. Now, I didn't say this because I had a sneaky suspicion I would lose my job if I did. but my steely gaze and me speaking through clenched teeth probably spoke volumes about what was going through my mind. __________________ Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got.* - Janis Joplin

February 19 2013, 08:35 PM	#50
flandry84 Captain Location: Sunshine cottage,Lollipop lane,Latveria	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! "I don't know where you left your hand scanner,have you tried whistling for it?" "Please and Thank you...not too difficult eh?" "Stay out of my way for a while". __________________ Bah!

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February 20 2013, 02:22 AM	#51
Velocity Commodore Location: Eastern NC	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! Yes, I'm 10 minutes late back from lunch. Just consider this my smoke break. You never say anything to the smokers who take 20 minutes every hour (at least) even though policy only allows smoking during the 10 minute morning and afternoon breaks and during lunch. __________________ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

February 20 2013, 04:11 AM	#52
Maestro Vice Admiral Location: Maestro	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! "I fucking hate you all." (That's what I'd say... I don't actually hate any of you) __________________ "When Christians use Jesus for hate-mongering, they ruin Jesus for the rest of us." -Me.

February 21 2013, 11:01 AM	#53
Jimi_James Lieutenant Commander Location: Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! Don't any of you morons know how to operate this death ray? I mean really, how hard is it to hit Paris with a giant laser. We all took that seminar on getting the most out of your Death Ray and it's not like it's brain surgerny. No, you can't pet the sharks. Yes, their lasers are lethal. __________________ “I was here,” says Man. “Prove it,” says the Universe.” Method of Life, a post apocalyptic sci-fi ebook available on Amazon.

February 21 2013, 11:58 AM	#54
Rhubarbodendron Fleet Captain Location: Milky Way, outer spiral arm, Sol 3	Re: Things you'd like to say at work from time to time, but hesitate! If you do have to smoke down in the yard, couldn't you at least stay outdoors until you've aired a bit? (And have a mint, please, or stop exhaling in my office) __________________ Eve is the revised, improved and updated version of Adam [Helen Vita]