TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption - Page 2

Triskelion · February 18 2013, 06:56 PM

Stop hitting "reply," Captain! You CC'ed shots of your junk again!

T'Girl · February 19 2013, 01:19 AM

Scotty: "Now pay attention Captain, the sequence is very complex."

Kirk: "The panel has six rocker switches, and one orange button."

Scotty (sigh): "Aye ... push this one and in thirty second the ship blows up."

Nerys Myk · February 19 2013, 05:50 AM

KIRK: How the hell am I supposed to know who she is? I haven't actually "banged" every alien princess in the Galaxy! It's a myth!!

Triskelion · February 19 2013, 11:24 AM

Scotty: You know what to do, Ensign.
Blueshirt: Fetch you the Lysol?
Scotty: Aye.

Call me a windbag, will ya? Let's see how the ship likes the new air mix. <Rips one into the environmental controls>.

Kirk: But - I deleted the browser history!
Scotty: Oh, aye - but ya dinnae wipe off the controls.

Kirk: It occurs to me that if we put sensors on the viewscreen, you would be out of a job.

Spock: Interesting. That would free me up to spend more time with the female crew.

Kirk: Carry on, Commander.

Ayelbourne · February 19 2013, 01:21 PM

Kirk: What's that?
Spock: Blue light.
Kirk: What does it do?
Spock: It shines blue.
Kirk: I see.

Triskelion · February 21 2013, 11:22 AM

Redshirt by Turbolift <Pulling underwear out of crack>: Ahhhhh. Thank you exploding planet.

T'Girl · February 21 2013, 01:20 PM

Nimoy: "After three seasons, my back is fukking killing me."

LeadHead · February 24 2013, 03:12 AM

New Contest is up!

February 18 2013, 06:56 PM	#16
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Stop hitting "reply," Captain! You CC'ed shots of your junk again! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 19 2013, 01:19 AM	#17
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Scotty: "Now pay attention Captain, the sequence is very complex." Kirk: "The panel has six rocker switches, and one orange button." Scotty (sigh): "Aye ... push this one and in thirty second the ship blows up."

February 19 2013, 05:50 AM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption KIRK: How the hell am I supposed to know who she is? I haven't actually "banged" every alien princess in the Galaxy! It's a myth!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 19 2013, 11:24 AM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Scotty: You know what to do, Ensign. Blueshirt: Fetch you the Lysol? Scotty: Aye. Call me a windbag, will ya? Let's see how the ship likes the new air mix. <Rips one into the environmental controls>. Kirk: But - I deleted the browser history! Scotty: Oh, aye - but ya dinnae wipe off the controls. Kirk: It occurs to me that if we put sensors on the viewscreen, you would be out of a job. Spock: Interesting. That would free me up to spend more time with the female crew. Kirk: Carry on, Commander. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 19 2013, 01:21 PM	#20
Ayelbourne Fleet Captain	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Kirk: What's that? Spock: Blue light. Kirk: What does it do? Spock: It shines blue. Kirk: I see.

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February 21 2013, 11:22 AM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Redshirt by Turbolift <Pulling underwear out of crack>: Ahhhhh. Thank you exploding planet. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 21 2013, 01:20 PM	#22
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption Nimoy: "After three seasons, my back is fukking killing me."

February 24 2013, 03:12 AM	#23
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TOS Caption Contest #269 The Doomsday Caption New Contest is up! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X