DS9 Caption Contest 72; Cover-up

[Ln X]

I'm going to let this contest run for another week...

[Velocity]

GARAK: I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she gives me latinum when I'm in need.



When we're out together working cheek to cheek!

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!



Sisko: Sisko to Ops. I got lost in the habitat ring again. Emergency Transport.



Garak: Commander, I am a tailor, not a miracle worker.

Sisko: What does that mean?

Garak: I... uh....

Odo: He means that no matter what he does, magenta is not your color, Commander.



O'Brien: Okay, we can't BOTH hide from Keiko in here.



Odo: Why are you making me sit here?

Kira: I've had a bad day, I might let almost anyone buy me a drink tonight. Luckily, there's no way you're interested in doing that.

Odo: (thinking) Aw, crap.



Sisko: Everyone is assembled. What can you tell us?

Bashir: What's going on, Commander?

Sisko: I recruited the Obsidian Order to get us spoilers on Star Trek Into Darkness.

[Nerys Myk]

MEANEY: I think the writing staff is out of ideas.

VISITOR: Yeah, finding Keiko's lost wedding ring before she finds out O'Brien lost it, doesn't strike me as original.

[FlyingSaucrDude]

O'Brien (singing): You put your front half in, and --
Kira: I don't think this is how you do the hokey-pokey, Chief.

Computer: Warning. Life support failure in twenty seconds.
Sisko (thinking): Huh! So *that's* what these isolinear rods do!


Or...

Little-known fact: in addition to developing an advanced civilization long before humans, the Bajorans also legalized marijuana long before humans, something the Starfleet officers on DS9 frequently took advantage of.


In Soviet Cardassia, TV watches you!

[Triskelion]

Dax: Twin full rectal eclipses. Now this is why I joined Starfleet!
Kira: Put the Spock tricorder away Dax.
O'Brien: Bloody aliens.

[Syd]

Sisko: I know what you're thinking, it's not easy being a god.



Garak: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed.



Kira: That will never happen chief!
O'Brien: I'm telling you major, one day you will have my baby!



Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo?
Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do.
Odo: QUARK!!!!!!!



Tain: Before I go & singlehandedly save the entire alpha quadrant from the dominion threat, I would like to leave you with a song that goes a little something like this..."I am the very model of a modern major-general".

[Ln X]

The next contest will be up by the end of the day.

[Ln X]

Another contest is here!