Do you believe there is someone for every person? - Page 9

macloudt · February 17 2013, 10:53 PM

Dibs on one of his pinky toes. Like the rest of him, they must be cute as the dickens.

J. Allen · February 17 2013, 11:51 PM

Chemahkuu wrote:

CorporalClegg wrote:

I love you, J.!

J. is that special someone, it's just we all have to share him.

There's plenty of me to go around.

macloudt wrote:

Dibs on one of his pinky toes. Like the rest of him, they must be cute as the dickens.

But I need those for standing! Also, nursery rhymes.

Kestra · February 18 2013, 12:22 AM

This little piggy went to a Trekkie who thought it was adorable.

Mr Awe · February 18 2013, 04:38 PM

bigdaddy wrote:

Maybe, but they might live 10,000 miles away and you will never meet.

If you think the closest one is that far away:

1) You either are deluding yourself with overly strict search parameters. You can find many, many highly compatible mates in a much smaller area

2) You're not really looking and it just seems that way because you haven't run across them.

Mr Awe

Mr Awe · February 18 2013, 04:43 PM

macloudt wrote:

Dibs on one of his pinky toes. Like the rest of him, they must be cute as the dickens.

J. Allen wrote:

But I need those for standing! Also, nursery rhymes.

Toes are probably the most expendable of body parts. Lift them up while standing and you'll see that you won't fall over. You'll be fine without them!

Mr Awe

CorporalClegg · February 18 2013, 09:46 PM

There's really no need for such skepticism.

To me, "true love" is what you get when your BFF just happens to make your special parts tingle. It's really that simple.

We've all loved someone unconditionally, whether it be for a parent, sibling, child, or best friend. "Romantic love" is those same unconditional feelings seasoned with dash of sexual attraction. (Add to taste.)

Those feelings can be either the result of first sight gooey-eyes, or need to be cultivated and realized over a long time because of outside intervening circumstances. And that person can be found anywhere: the local dance club, the condiment isle between the ketchup and Caesar, or even your favorite Internet forum.

There really isn't some kind of magic formula to it. Have patience and stay positive. Tell yourself "I'm never going to find a partner," and that's exactly what will happen.

Mutenroshi · February 19 2013, 12:05 AM

J. Allen wrote:

Surprise butt-sex smiley?

CorporalClegg · February 19 2013, 12:30 AM

I'm not complaining.

Gil T.Azell · February 19 2013, 06:00 AM

I haven't found her yet, I'm beginning to think my changes are better at the Lotto.

Rageforthemachine · February 19 2013, 08:21 AM

Kestra wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:

Maybe, but they might live 10,000 miles away and you will never meet.

That's what the internet is for!

I can personally vouch for that. My intended e-mailed me from 500 miles away.

SmoothieX · February 19 2013, 09:43 AM

Have you ever had a good friend, and strictly nothing more than that, call you up out of the blue and tell you they're in love with you? Welcome to my night tonight.

teacake · February 19 2013, 10:29 AM

Well that's very awkward. I had something similar happen once but looking back it was somewhat my fault for being too dim to see the signs. If I could put that episode on replay I would have cranked the friendship way back.

SmoothieX · February 19 2013, 01:39 PM

Yeah I was oblivious to it as well. I ain't too quick sometimes.

chardman · February 19 2013, 05:21 PM

Yes J. Allen, I do believe there is someone for every person in the world.

Someone.

His name is Larry.
He lives in Minsk.

ITL · February 19 2013, 05:26 PM

chardman wrote:

Yes J. Allen, I do believe there is someone for every person in the world.

Someone.

His name is Larry.
He lives in Minsk.

It's his raging libido, winning smile and extensive Barry White collection that endears him to us all.

February 17 2013, 10:53 PM	#121
macloudt Annoyingly polite Location: a Canuck in southwest England	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? Dibs on one of his pinky toes. Like the rest of him, they must be cute as the dickens. __________________ "Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be."--Mignon McLaughlin My crafting and cooking blog

February 18 2013, 12:22 AM	#123
Kestra Vice Admiral Location: somewhere beautiful	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? This little piggy went to a Trekkie who thought it was adorable.

February 18 2013, 09:46 PM	#126
CorporalClegg Vice Admiral Location: Nuevo México	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? There's really no need for such skepticism. To me, "true love" is what you get when your BFF just happens to make your special parts tingle. It's really that simple. We've all loved someone unconditionally, whether it be for a parent, sibling, child, or best friend. "Romantic love" is those same unconditional feelings seasoned with dash of sexual attraction. (Add to taste.) Those feelings can be either the result of first sight gooey-eyes, or need to be cultivated and realized over a long time because of outside intervening circumstances. And that person can be found anywhere: the local dance club, the condiment isle between the ketchup and Caesar, or even your favorite Internet forum. There really isn't some kind of magic formula to it. Have patience and stay positive. Tell yourself "I'm never going to find a partner," and that's exactly what will happen. __________________ More matter, less hyperbole.

February 19 2013, 12:30 AM	#128
CorporalClegg Vice Admiral Location: Nuevo México	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? I'm not complaining. __________________ More matter, less hyperbole.

February 19 2013, 06:00 AM	#129
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? I haven't found her yet, I'm beginning to think my changes are better at the Lotto. __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

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February 19 2013, 09:43 AM	#131
SmoothieX Vice Admiral Location: Massachusetts	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? Have you ever had a good friend, and strictly nothing more than that, call you up out of the blue and tell you they're in love with you? Welcome to my night tonight.

February 19 2013, 10:29 AM	#132
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? Well that's very awkward. I had something similar happen once but looking back it was somewhat my fault for being too dim to see the signs. If I could put that episode on replay I would have cranked the friendship way back. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

February 19 2013, 01:39 PM	#133
SmoothieX Vice Admiral Location: Massachusetts	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? Yeah I was oblivious to it as well. I ain't too quick sometimes.

February 19 2013, 05:21 PM	#134
chardman Vice Admiral Location: The densely wooded mountains of Indianapolis	Re: Do you believe there is someone for every person? Yes J. Allen, I do believe there is someone for every person in the world. Someone. His name is Larry. He lives in Minsk. __________________ "Two things that Teabaggers hate: being called 'racist', and black people." - Bill Maher "Prying the guns from their cold dead hands sounds swell." - Me