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Old February 15 2013, 03:06 PM   #31
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Just a reminder everyone, the Captains log award isn't just a one time thing, please keep those hilarious reports to starfleet command coming!
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Old February 15 2013, 05:10 PM   #32
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First Officer's Personal Log: "Met an interesting new bartender named Lal in Ten Forward today. Looked to be going in an interesting direction, until her father turned up. You will not believe who her father is... The second piece of bad news turned out when I learned when her birthday is....

I've been staring at the wall of the brig for the last four hours now... My lawyer has advised me to use the Ocampan defence."
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Old February 15 2013, 05:31 PM   #33
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Captain's log supplemental, we received a distress call from Lawnjayree Five, a Federation colony in the Pantee'ose system, and rescued a few dozen pimps and about several hundred hoes. Suffice to say crew performance has notably plummeted...
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Old February 15 2013, 10:59 PM   #34
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Belated FTW!





Dorn: Really? this costs less than just giving me a chair?




I didn't say take the women away.






Data: You know how the Holodeck has this ability to project clothes onto peoples bodies?

Jenna: I don't know, I heard that could make you look kind of old and fat and red faced...

Data: Do not worry, I do not wish to project hologramatic clothes onto your body, I wish to project Tasha Yar's face over yours.





Captain's Log Stardate 44.4106: I do wish Beverly would stop bothering me when I'm trying to use the brand new Captain's latrine.





Lal: Mmmmm... haddock.





Q: And I've got a card for inflatable dalek... from nobody. Sucks to be you.
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Old February 16 2013, 12:37 AM   #35
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Old February 16 2013, 12:47 AM   #36
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"Security Officer's log: WHO DA MAN!!"

Blond: Actually... me.
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Old February 16 2013, 01:31 AM   #37
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Worf (thinking) Ah, now they'll finally stop writing me slash scenes.


Data - Jenna, I am enjoying the seder. When do we break out the matzoh?


Beverly - Okay, I can definitely see it now. You waxed your pate!


Riker (thinking) - I gotta go watch an NX-01 holodeck program to clear my mind of this memory. Something relaxing that I like to call, "These are the Voyages".


Q - Despite the Continuum taking over UPS, we still get the deliveries wrong. These were supposed to be a bouquet of live Calrissian chameleons.
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Old February 16 2013, 06:19 PM   #38
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Worf: I like your bumpy throat ridge.
Blonde: It's an adam's apple, you great buttock.




Data: A toast, to your upcoming video premiere.

Jenna: ...What?




Sorry Jean Luc, but to quote Shakespeare, "You bore the hell out of me."




Lal: Why are my loins locking down and fusing shut?
Data: Heh heh. Father of the Century.




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Old February 16 2013, 07:43 PM   #39
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. Q has gotten Valentine's Day confused with Groundhog Day, and lately wakes me up every morning with a romantic serenade. Where's Kelsey Grammer when you need him?
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Old February 16 2013, 08:16 PM   #40
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Q: "Delivery for Christy Henshaw from Geordi LaForge. Argelian Stinkweed. I'm assuming you turned him down again?"
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Old February 17 2013, 01:46 AM   #42
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Happy VD, Beverly.
You mean Valentine's Day?
Hm?
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PICARD: A little help here, Bev? I threw my back out.
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