VOY Caption Contest 102, couples never meant to be; Janeway/Chakotay

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "I heard there's a vacancy for Pope."
Janeway: "Aw hell no!"

[Bry_Sinclair]

Thanks for the win


Chakotay: I wish I knew how to quite you.

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: It apprears to be an ancient sign marker... I think it says... "You are here."




EMH: Captain Janeway, I feel it is my duty to inform you that the crew is quite upset with your fraternization with Commander Chakotay.
JANEWAY: Your POINT, Doctor?
EMH: That I am willing to perform a marriage ceremony to assuage the crew's hostile reactions.
JANEWAY: Is that why you are dressed as a priest?
EMH: Just think of me as an Emergency Clerical Hologram.



After discussions with the Emergency Clerical Hologram, Chakotay is sent to Janeway's foster father to ask for her hand in marriage.

Tuvok is NOT amused.



JANEWAY: I can't believe everything we have to go through just to blow off a little "steam".
CHAKOTAY: Loved your idea of a incurable disease. How long do you think it will take them to find a cure for it?
JANEWAY: Oh... I'm guessing anywhere from 6-12 weeks, sooner if B'Elanna thinks to look in my personal logs and finds the antidote.



JANEWAY: Two days. Two freaking days. Damn that B'Elanna Torres!
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[JanewayRulz!]

teacake wrote:

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I approve of the title of this contest.

You are an EVIL woman.

EVIL!

[Ln X]

JanewayRulz! wrote:

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You are an EVIL woman.

EVIL!

I thought teacake was a man?

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Wait a minute - the Ready Room was already christened before we met. You tricked me!

Chakotay: "Admiral Braxton and Ensign Hansen." That slag!




Technically it's not a sin to flirt with a hologram, but it is a sin to lead him on for free prescription meds.




Chakotay: Technically it's not a sauna, it's a sweat lodge. And being naked isn't mandatory - it's just conducive to male bonding.

Tuvok: And the cameras?

Chakotay: Ok that part is gay.




Chakotay: I'm only going to ask you once more: Have you seen my Twinkie stash?

Janeway: Maybe they were lost in transport.




Janeway: Computer, name a random crewman.
Computer: - Ensign Harry Kim.
Janeway: Random ship location.
Computer: - Jeffries tube 18.
Janeway: Random menial task.
Computer: - Rethreading plasma taps.
Janeway: Harry, report to Jeffries tube 18 to rethread the plasma taps.
Harry: I'm standing right here, Captain.
Janeway: Good for you. Chop chop.

[JanewayRulz!]

Ln X wrote:

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I thought teacake was a man?

If "she" is, then I am very embarrassed... and then Teacake is an EVIL entity!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUUFj...etailpage#t=8s

[hux]

Janeway: Next weeks script has arrived
Chakotay: Anything good
Janeway: You fight a boxing match in your mind
Chakotay: I'll take that as a no


Doctor: I thought it might be easier for you to confess to being a lousy captain if i wore this


Tuvok: Well commander
Chakotay: Yes, Tuvok, your penis looks fine


Chakotay: I can't find Seven anywhere
Janeway: Guess who's face i'm sitting on



Paris: Jesus Christ, who farted
Janeway: (Just keep looking innocent and everything will be fine)

[Ayelbourne]

Janeway: "Made in China"? Well, that explains a lot.

[Ln X]

The next caption contest is up!