New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges - Page 5

SalvorHardin · February 11 2013, 11:18 PM

M'Sharak wrote:

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

Not so fast.
That thing at the back of his neck looks suspiciously like an octopus head. And we do know the Enterprise goes under water for some reason.

Benedict Cumbebatch is playing an octopus.

DalekJim · February 11 2013, 11:35 PM

I think Cumberbatch is playing a superpowered human terrorist called John Harrison and that there is nothing more to his character than that.

I am alone on the internet in this belief.

Sindatur · February 11 2013, 11:38 PM

Has anyone mentioned the possibility that those Spine ridges may be Borg-Tribble babies gestating? That would certainly fit in with him going to Qu'onos to create havoc.

M'Sharak · February 12 2013, 12:16 AM

SalvorHardin wrote:

M'Sharak wrote:

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

Not so fast.
That thing at the back of his neck looks suspiciously like an octopus head. And we do know the Enterprise goes under water for some reason.

Benedict Cumbebatch is playing an octopus.

Waitwait— an octopus?

Or do you mean that he's really...

... Benedict Cuttlefish?

Donald Draper · February 12 2013, 12:34 AM

He is an actor playing a fictional character. FACT

SalvorHardin · February 12 2013, 12:39 AM

M'Sharak wrote:

SalvorHardin wrote:

M'Sharak wrote:

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

Not so fast.
That thing at the back of his neck looks suspiciously like an octopus head. And we do know the Enterprise goes under water for some reason.

Benedict Cumbebatch is playing an octopus.

Waitwait— an octopus?

Or do you mean that he's really...

... Benedict Cuttlefish?

Could he be a Mon Calamari?
Is Abrams trying to ruin my Trek with more Star Wars? Is this some kind of trap?

Admiral Buzzkill · February 12 2013, 02:27 AM

USS Excelsior wrote:

Until the film is released all we know is that the villain was around in the past, got pissed off, and has now returned.

Nerys Myk · February 12 2013, 02:30 AM

Donald Draper wrote:

He is an actor playing a fictional character. FACT

Post proof or retract.

CorporalCaptain · February 12 2013, 02:30 AM

M'Sharak wrote:

Is that a hypnocuttlefish?

The Wormhole · February 12 2013, 03:06 AM

M'Sharak wrote:

A new image depicts Harrison showing evidence of spinal ridges. An iguana shows evidence of a ridge of spines. Therefore...

Benedict Cumberbatch is playing an iguana.

ManOnTheWave wrote:

I have studied, carefully, both pictures and have noted that in both pictures Cumberbatch is without question wearing black. Therefore I have deduced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he, Cumberbatch, is in fact playing the villain in this film.

Okay, so he's playing a villainous iguana.

I think we're onto something with the iguana. Note: both Harrison and the iguana have their mouths open. This is likely very important. Should probably be spoiler-coded.

Tosk · February 12 2013, 09:20 AM

Breaking news! And I am NOT kidding. Benedict Cumberbatch is playing...
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...his favorite book on tape. Supposedly it's a good one.

The Wormhole · February 12 2013, 02:45 PM

Cumberbatch sure has a thing for fancy dining. From this, we can determine that the Harrison character is required to take regular intakes of food and drink, at least three times per day, in order to stay alive. I'm sure Abrams is now upset that he didn't do a good enough job keeping a lid on things as far as this fact is considered.

Franklin · February 12 2013, 04:22 PM

My Name Is Legion wrote:

USS Excelsior wrote:

Until the film is released all we know is that the villain was around in the past, got pissed off, and has now returned.

[KHAAAAAAAAAN! video inserted into original post.]

Alice Eve said he's not Khan in an interview at the BAFTAs. I'll believe her, if only because she's prettier than you.

Tosk wrote:

Breaking news! And I am NOT kidding. Benedict Cumberbatch is playing...
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Pretending to be drinking blood wine. A plate of Klingon foods from Neelix's "Star Trek Cookbook". Listening to Klingon language tapes. It's all obvious, now.

The Mirrorball Man · February 12 2013, 04:27 PM

The Wormhole wrote:

Cumberbatch sure has a thing for fancy dining. From this, we can determine that the Harrison character is required to take regular intakes of food and drink, at least three times per day, in order to stay alive. I'm sure Abrams is now upset that he didn't do a good enough job keeping a lid on things as far as this fact is considered.

Yeah, "eating".

Now that's really original, isn't it? Thank you, boy-genius "Jar-Jar" Adams! Thank you for ruining the True Trek universe with your juvenile "food and drink" obsession! I'm sure the gushers will just pretend it's "high art" or some similar sycophantic hogwash...

Opus · February 12 2013, 05:53 PM

"Book-on-Tape"?

Is this 1982, Mr. 'Batch?

February 11 2013, 11:35 PM	#62
DalekJim Fleet Captain Location: Great Britain	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges I think Cumberbatch is playing a superpowered human terrorist called John Harrison and that there is nothing more to his character than that. I am alone on the internet in this belief. __________________ The Paradox Machine - My blog "Four things cannot be hidden - love, smoke, a pillar of fire and a man striding across the open bled." - Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert

February 11 2013, 11:38 PM	#63
Sindatur Rear Admiral Location: Sacramento, CA	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges Has anyone mentioned the possibility that those Spine ridges may be Borg-Tribble babies gestating? That would certainly fit in with him going to Qu'onos to create havoc. __________________ One Day I hope to be the Man my Cat thinks I am Where are we going? And why are we in this Handbasket?

February 12 2013, 12:34 AM	#65
Donald Draper Fleet Captain	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges He is an actor playing a fictional character. FACT

February 12 2013, 09:20 AM	#71
Tosk Rear Admiral Location: On the run.	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges Breaking news! And I am NOT kidding. Benedict Cumberbatch is playing... . . . . . . . . . Drumroll.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Wait for it.... . . . . . . . . . . . . ...his favorite book on tape. Supposedly it's a good one.

February 12 2013, 02:45 PM	#72
The Wormhole Admiral	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges Cumberbatch sure has a thing for fancy dining. From this, we can determine that the Harrison character is required to take regular intakes of food and drink, at least three times per day, in order to stay alive. I'm sure Abrams is now upset that he didn't do a good enough job keeping a lid on things as far as this fact is considered. __________________ "Internet message boards aren't as funny today as they were ten years ago. I've stopped reading new posts." -The Simpsons 20th anniversary special.

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February 12 2013, 05:53 PM	#75
Opus Fleet Captain Location: Bloom County	Re: New Image Released Showing Harrison With Raised Spinal Ridges "Book-on-Tape"? Is this 1982, Mr. 'Batch? __________________ ----------------------- Opus - Well, I mean... It's a space walrus with photon flippers or something. Portnoy - Let's beam Mr. Spock into a wall.