What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? - Page 3

exodus · February 4 2013, 02:34 AM

Guy Gardener wrote:

I should have said "Berman said".

But yes, that too, his belief in our ability to grasp the blatantly obvious, was part of his tremendously loud con-rant.

Well, he's right.

TommyR01D · February 11 2013, 10:50 PM

They harvest the useful organs and then sell the remains to make Neelix's soup.

Dream · February 11 2013, 11:18 PM

My Neelix's meat pies answer is still the best!

Guy Gardener · February 12 2013, 12:24 AM

From Flashback.

On Talax it's a tradition to share the history of a meal before you begin eating. It's a way of enhancing the culinary experience. My mother was brilliant. She could make every course, every garnish come alive by making it a character in a story.

FFunctionalData · March 3 2013, 08:56 AM

Don't they shoot them off into space.

Wasn't there one ep where the dead crew member came back and then left again because she was now part of that alien culture? Or am I thinking of another show?

Guy Gardener · March 3 2013, 09:26 AM

You're probably thinking of season nine of the Love Boat when the Love Boat went to Australia for Julie, the former Cruise Directors, downunder wedding.

There is very little difference between being dead and living in Australia.

teacake · March 3 2013, 09:32 AM

Death is still preferable to the Simpson's Australia episode.

Guy Gardener · March 3 2013, 09:57 AM

If the water in my toilet started spinning in the other direction, I'd call the Ghost Busters.

Frontier · March 3 2013, 01:17 PM

Guy Gardener wrote:

But they only had 37 torpedoes!!!

Imagine, they're in a fight for their life... They run out of torpedoes and Janeway begins to regret all the stupid funerals she had that wasted the weapons she needed right then to save the ship.

Tuvok: "Captain, we're out of torpedoes."
Janeway: "Bullshit, Tuvok. We just had Ensign Parson's funeral, didn't we?"
Tuvok: "Indeed, utilizing our last torpedo casing."
Janeway: "Whatever. Load it into the aft launcher and fire!"

Cut To: Alien Attacker Bridge
Alien Officer: "They've fired another torpedo!"
Alien Captain: "You said they're supply was depleted!"
Alien Officer: "They must be, the torpedo has no warhead, just--"

*A thump is heard (because Trek has sound in space) as the nude body of Ensign Parsons plops out of the torpedo casing and smacks into the window, ass-first, before the alien officer activates the wind-shield wipers to get it off...*

Pondwater · March 20 2013, 10:14 PM

Reabsorbed them to power the replicators. That way Janeway would always have that cup of black coffee.

Blip · March 21 2013, 01:00 AM

"Uhh, Neelix? These leola roots look an awful lot like human fingers...."

Shawnster · March 21 2013, 01:31 AM

Oh, I see Ladyfingers are on the menu tomorrow...

February 11 2013, 10:50 PM	#32
TommyR01D Lieutenant Location: UK	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? They harvest the useful organs and then sell the remains to make Neelix's soup.

February 11 2013, 11:18 PM	#33
Dream Admiral	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? My Neelix's meat pies answer is still the best! __________________ TWoP Forums .

March 3 2013, 08:56 AM	#35
FFunctionalData Lieutenant	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? Don't they shoot them off into space. Wasn't there one ep where the dead crew member came back and then left again because she was now part of that alien culture? Or am I thinking of another show?

March 3 2013, 09:26 AM	#36
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? You're probably thinking of season nine of the Love Boat when the Love Boat went to Australia for Julie, the former Cruise Directors, downunder wedding. There is very little difference between being dead and living in Australia. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

March 3 2013, 09:32 AM	#37
teacake Admiral Location: Militant Janeway True Path Devotees Compound. With Sehlats.	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? Death is still preferable to the Simpson's Australia episode. __________________ Rider: I can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes. J'onn: It's all I have. ■ ■ ■ Janeway does Melbourne

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March 3 2013, 09:57 AM	#38
Guy Gardener Admiral Location: In the lap of squalor I assure you.	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? If the water in my toilet started spinning in the other direction, I'd call the Ghost Busters. __________________ "Glitter is the herpes of arts and craft." Troy Yingst. My Life as Liz

March 20 2013, 10:14 PM	#40
Pondwater Lieutenant Commander Location: The Outskirts of the Backwoods.	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? Reabsorbed them to power the replicators. That way Janeway would always have that cup of black coffee.

March 21 2013, 01:00 AM	#41
Blip Fleet Captain Location: Deck 13, section 21-Alpha	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? "Uhh, Neelix? These leola roots look an awful lot like human fingers...." __________________ It's not "I could care less", it's "I couldn't care less." If you have failed to grasp this concept you should probably vacate the internet.

March 21 2013, 01:31 AM	#42
Shawnster Captain Location: Clinton, OH	Re: What did Voyager do with the bodies of dead crewmembers? Oh, I see Ladyfingers are on the menu tomorrow...