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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 10 2013, 05:14 AM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #231: Romantic Maneuvers

Hello everyone! It's been a great contest, but now it's time for a new one!




First up to the plate, we have the "Class Action RedShirt Suit" Award, going to:

Vassa wrote: View Post

Reporter: Captain Kirk, how do you respond to the class action lawsuit being brought against you and Starfleet by the families of 78 of your former security personnel?
The remaining two images had so many great entries that I decided on 2 winners for each one.

The "Soooo how do we get her down from there?" Award, going to:

Maurice wrote: View Post


RIKER: Well...that happened. Wait, where's Troi?
WORF: Uhhh...
The "Just a coat of paint and it'll all be okay.... right?" Award, going to:

Candlelight wrote: View Post


Riker: "OK Deanna, just put it in reverse, we'll leave a note on the windscreen of the planet you just hit. I'm sure the Enterprise isn't as damaged as you think."
Worf: "Is that a warp nacelle?"
This image also has two winners, we will start with the "Maybe it's time for a Bluetooth Communicator" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Kirk: "Well...yes, he is 'wearing that prissy ascot again.' He's also standing right beside me and he can hear you."
The "Secrets of The Voyage Home" Award, going to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


KIRK: I need a destructive probe than can only communicate with an extinct species in Earth orbit in two days.

Don't ask why, just set it up!!!!



Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Kirk: "The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. And hold the mayo."
Many thanks to all of our participants and congratulations to our winners!

And now, our tribute to romance in caption contest form!







Enjoy!
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Old February 10 2013, 05:16 AM   #2
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Troi: You know that Worf and I are together again, right?



Anij: Why did you shove me in?

Picard: The only way I could swim in after you!



Kirk: Hey, come on! I thought that sleazy pizza joint would be perfect! Where are you going?
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Old February 10 2013, 05:29 AM   #3
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Anij: Those aren't for flotation, Jean-Luc!
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Old February 10 2013, 05:35 AM   #4
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TFTW, LeadHead!



Anij: "This is so embarrassing. You can see right through my clothing when it's wet!"
Picard: "Don't worry. My people are so much more enlightened and advanced than anyone else that we're no longer titillated by such things."
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Old February 10 2013, 05:46 AM   #5
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KIRK: When will I see you again?

GILLIAN: Call me.

KIRK: I don't even have your telephone number

Gillian punches the accelerator and speeds off.



Anji was trying the backstroke, but Picard was trying for a breaststroke.
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Old February 10 2013, 06:13 AM   #6
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Kirk: Gillian, are you sure this isn't time for a...

(puts on sunglasses)

...pickup line?

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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Old February 10 2013, 10:10 AM   #7
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Riker: "That was the best happy ending I've ever had!"



Picard (thinking): "Not only does this planet make me feel like a teenager, I'm even having a wet dream ."


Kirk: "Come on. I promise I won't do that hole-at-the-botton-of-the-pizza-box trick ever again."
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Old February 10 2013, 04:34 PM   #8
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Picard: Care for a bit of motorboating, Anij?

Anij: I'd love to, Jean-Luc. But the boat's tied up at the dock over there.

Picard: Not that kind.
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Old February 10 2013, 06:46 PM   #9
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Riker: "I am so glad I decided to drop in on you! I've really been missing you, Imzadi!"
Troi: "Nice and comfy, are we?"
Riker: "Oh, yes! Feels just like old times!"
Troi: "Well, don't get too comfy. My date should be arriving any minute now."
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Will: I just had sex... and it felt so good....
Deanna: Imzadi, sing Akon and Lonely Island again and I'll set my phaser to castrate.
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Troi: Will, I'm going to tell you what I told Mister Barclay. You have to wait thirty minutes after eating before you go snorkeling.

Will: Heh heh heh - what?




Anij: Why is the water warm in this one spot?

Picard: I called Number One for a beamout.




Gillian:
Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.

Kirk: How about once around a methane nebula?
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Old February 10 2013, 10:55 PM   #12
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Troi: Really, Will? Peaches and Herb? Aren't you being a bit presumptuous?



Donna Murphy: Damn my agent! When she sold me on this movie by telling me I'd have a scene in a lake with Patrick S. that would rival Dirty Dancing, I had a different scenario in mind!



It was only later that the realization would hit Kirk that he was *thisclose* to bedding Dr. Taylor, until he told her that he was having a "Whale of a time" and invited her to see his "Moby Dick."
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Old February 11 2013, 12:01 AM   #13
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Janeway: (Offscreen) What the hell are you doing in my Ready Room?!
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Old February 11 2013, 12:33 AM   #14
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Gillian: "Why didn't your friend Spock want to go to dinner with us?"
Kirk: "To be honest, I don't think he realized it was your vehicle that was emitting noxious gases."
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GILLIAN: Yo, Spaceman. First time carrying a pizza box?
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