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Old January 30 2013, 09:09 AM   #16
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

I seem to recall another variant, one possibly from 70s-ish fanfic, and one possibly from Kelley himself.

"I'm a doctor, not an actor."
"I'm an actor, not a doctor."
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Old February 5 2013, 03:52 PM   #17
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ZapBrannigan wrote: View Post
If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like

McCoy: I'm a doctor--

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.

Kirk: What does THAT mean?
And I'm sorry, he's dead, Jim...

http://youtu.be/M63GVUAGc10
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Old February 8 2013, 03:53 AM   #18
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

Wasn't there a parody (can't remember what format -- film, prose, comic...?) wherein Kirk (or someone) indicates an injured man and tells McCoy to tend to his wounds. Bones then angrily says, "I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay," then goes to tend to the man?

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Old February 8 2013, 09:30 PM   #19
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Leonard, I'm a physicist not a hippie.
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Old February 10 2013, 03:00 AM   #20
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

From SNL:

Kirk: "He's choking!"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a...oh, okay, sure!"

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That was from a Saturday Night Live sketch were the Enterprise was repurposed into a cruise line.
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Old February 10 2013, 04:13 AM   #21
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^^^Thanks.
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Old February 10 2013, 07:15 AM   #22
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"I'm a doctor, not a kiwi."
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Old February 10 2013, 07:39 PM   #23
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JirinPanthosa wrote: View Post
From SNL:

Kirk: "He's choking!"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a...oh, okay, sure!"

@Sir Rhosis

That was from a Saturday Night Live sketch were the Enterprise was repurposed into a cruise line.
A similar exchange was part of the Carol Burnett parody from the early '90s.
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Old February 27 2013, 08:07 AM   #24
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"I'm a doctor, not a pool man!"
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Old February 28 2013, 12:45 AM   #25
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

Sir Rhosis wrote: View Post
Kirk (or someone) indicates an injured man and tells McCoy to tend to his wounds. Bones then angrily says, "I'm a doctor, not a... oh, okay," then goes to tend to the man?
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That was from a Saturday Night Live sketch were the Enterprise was repurposed into a cruise line.
It was a SNL skit, however, Kirk, Spock and McCoy had retired and gone into the restaurant business. One of the patrons was choking on his dinner.

Later Dana Carvey showed up as the new city health inspector ... Khan.

This was all during one of Shatner's appearances on SNL.
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Old March 1 2013, 11:27 PM   #26
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

I remember reading about a convention many years ago, between Star Trek 3 and Star Trek 4. There was a lot of speculation about Saavik being pregnant with Spock's child. Apparently DeForest Kelley was on stage doing Qand A. Someone asked if he'd deliver Saavik's baby. Someone shouted out from the audience, "He's a doctor, not an obstatrician!"

I read that and thought, isn't that kinda the same thing?
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Old March 2 2013, 12:33 AM   #27
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MCCOY: He's dead, Jim.

KIRK: And....

MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not an undertaker.
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Old March 2 2013, 02:57 AM   #28
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Dammit Jim I'm a doctor, not a car salesman!
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Old March 2 2013, 04:00 AM   #29
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I'm a doctor, not a happy, well-adjusted person!
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