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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old February 5 2013, 10:22 PM   #31
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Captain Kirk, you're about to launch the next generation Enterprise in a new era of interstellar exploration. What are you going to do next?

I'm going to Disneyland!

Nice. Nice message for the kids.

Wha...?

Oh come on, it's not like going to Disneyland is really your idea of a good time. I mean, if you're not just spontaneously going to Disneyland, but obviously performing a paid endorsement, what exactly is the point?

Huh?

I mean what is the message you're sending - hey kids, say what we tell you and you'll get paid? We think you're a bunch of little prostitutes?

Wait a min -

I mean come on! Do they have a ride that goes through robotic children around the world singing "It's a sell sell world??"

I'm sorry. Look, they're paying me an assload of money. I'm going to Disneyland.
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Old February 6 2013, 01:42 AM   #32
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Harriman would later regret bringing Ensign Beiber on board.



"Well... that escalated quickly."



"...and... ah... what are you wearing now...?"
"NOW?! Oh come on, Jim, we're trying to escape here!"
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Old February 6 2013, 04:03 AM   #33
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KIRK: Spock, are you sure removing our clothing will help?

SULU: Sounds good to me.
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Old February 6 2013, 08:42 AM   #34
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"Alright... alright... Worf, you can keep your little torch."

"Weeeeeeee!"
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Old February 6 2013, 06:28 PM   #35
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Worf: "This is bad, Commander."

Riker: "Agreed. When I find out who put the bunny stickers on the ceiling, heads are going to roll."
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Old February 6 2013, 10:55 PM   #36
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Riker: "Wow... things couldn't possibly get any worse..."
Worf: "Is that a supernova heading towards us?"
Riker: "Ha, funny Worf, real clever" *to the dead ensign beside him* "Can you believe this guy?"
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Old February 7 2013, 12:01 AM   #37
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Worf: Your first officer is dead.
Riker: Still better than Chakotay.
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Old February 7 2013, 03:18 AM   #38
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Riker: "OK Deanna, just put it in reverse, we'll leave a note on the windscreen of the planet you just hit. I'm sure the Enterprise isn't as damaged as you think."
Worf: "Is that a warp nacelle?"
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Old February 7 2013, 07:29 PM   #39
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Kirk: "Sorry we're out of bread, but I don't think I'll have time to stop at the Piggly Wiggly on my way back."
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Old February 8 2013, 02:49 PM   #40
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Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock.
McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing.
Kirk:
And after, I'll give them the information.
Sulu: Told you.
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Old February 9 2013, 09:21 AM   #41
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Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock.
McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing.
Kirk:
And after, I'll give them the information.
Sulu: Told you.
I want to point out something wrong with this... but I won't.
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Old February 9 2013, 07:31 PM   #42
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Oh, good eye! You got me, Candlelight!



Kirk: I always get confused between briefing and debriefing.

Sulu: Allow me to be of assistance.
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Old February 10 2013, 05:17 AM   #43
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New Contest!
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Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
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