Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! - Page 3

Triskelion · February 5 2013, 10:22 PM

Captain Kirk, you're about to launch the next generation Enterprise in a new era of interstellar exploration. What are you going to do next?

I'm going to Disneyland!

Nice. Nice message for the kids.

Wha...?

Oh come on, it's not like going to Disneyland is really your idea of a good time. I mean, if you're not just spontaneously going to Disneyland, but obviously performing a paid endorsement, what exactly is the point?

Huh?

I mean what is the message you're sending - hey kids, say what we tell you and you'll get paid? We think you're a bunch of little prostitutes?

Wait a min -

I mean come on! Do they have a ride that goes through robotic children around the world singing "It's a sell sell world??"

I'm sorry. Look, they're paying me an assload of money. I'm going to Disneyland.

Candlelight · February 6 2013, 01:42 AM

Harriman would later regret bringing Ensign Beiber on board.

"Well... that escalated quickly."

"...and... ah... what are you wearing now...?"
"NOW?! Oh come on, Jim, we're trying to escape here!"

Nerys Myk · February 6 2013, 04:03 AM

KIRK: Spock, are you sure removing our clothing will help?

SULU: Sounds good to me.

Candlelight · February 6 2013, 08:42 AM

"Alright... alright... Worf, you can keep your little torch."

"Weeeeeeee!"

Mistral · February 6 2013, 06:28 PM

Skywalker wrote:

Worf: "This is bad, Commander."

Riker: "Agreed. When I find out who put the bunny stickers on the ceiling, heads are going to roll."

Candlelight · February 6 2013, 10:55 PM

Riker: "Wow... things couldn't possibly get any worse..."
Worf: "Is that a supernova heading towards us?"
Riker: "Ha, funny Worf, real clever" *to the dead ensign beside him* "Can you believe this guy?"

Triskelion · February 7 2013, 12:01 AM

Worf: Your first officer is dead.
Riker: Still better than Chakotay.

Candlelight · February 7 2013, 03:18 AM

Riker: "OK Deanna, just put it in reverse, we'll leave a note on the windscreen of the planet you just hit. I'm sure the Enterprise isn't as damaged as you think."
Worf: "Is that a warp nacelle?"

Isis · February 7 2013, 07:29 PM

Kirk: "Sorry we're out of bread, but I don't think I'll have time to stop at the Piggly Wiggly on my way back."

Triskelion · February 8 2013, 02:49 PM

Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock.
McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing.
Kirk: And after, I'll give them the information.
Sulu: Told you.

Candlelight · February 9 2013, 09:21 AM

Triskelion wrote:

Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock.
McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing.
Kirk: And after, I'll give them the information.
Sulu: Told you.

I want to point out something wrong with this... but I won't.

Triskelion · February 9 2013, 07:31 PM

Oh, good eye! You got me, Candlelight!

Kirk: I always get confused between briefing and debriefing.

Sulu: Allow me to be of assistance.

LeadHead · February 10 2013, 05:17 AM

New Contest!

February 5 2013, 10:22 PM	#31
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Captain Kirk, you're about to launch the next generation Enterprise in a new era of interstellar exploration. What are you going to do next? I'm going to Disneyland! Nice. Nice message for the kids. Wha...? Oh come on, it's not like going to Disneyland is really your idea of a good time. I mean, if you're not just spontaneously going to Disneyland, but obviously performing a paid endorsement, what exactly is the point? Huh? I mean what is the message you're sending - hey kids, say what we tell you and you'll get paid? We think you're a bunch of little prostitutes? Wait a min - I mean come on! Do they have a ride that goes through robotic children around the world singing "It's a sell sell world??" I'm sorry. Look, they're paying me an assload of money. I'm going to Disneyland. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 6 2013, 01:42 AM	#32
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Harriman would later regret bringing Ensign Beiber on board. "Well... that escalated quickly." "...and... ah... what are you wearing now...?" "NOW?! Oh come on, Jim, we're trying to escape here!" __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

February 6 2013, 04:03 AM	#33
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! KIRK: Spock, are you sure removing our clothing will help? SULU: Sounds good to me. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 6 2013, 08:42 AM	#34
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! "Alright... alright... Worf, you can keep your little torch." "Weeeeeeee!" __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

February 6 2013, 10:55 PM	#36
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Riker: "Wow... things couldn't possibly get any worse..." Worf: "Is that a supernova heading towards us?" Riker: "Ha, funny Worf, real clever" to the dead ensign beside him "Can you believe this guy?" __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

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February 7 2013, 12:01 AM	#37
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Worf: Your first officer is dead. Riker: Still better than Chakotay. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 7 2013, 03:18 AM	#38
Candlelight Admiral Location: New Zealand	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Riker: "OK Deanna, just put it in reverse, we'll leave a note on the windscreen of the planet you just hit. I'm sure the Enterprise isn't as damaged as you think." Worf: "Is that a warp nacelle?" __________________ "I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six."

February 7 2013, 07:29 PM	#39
Isis Commodore	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Kirk: "Sorry we're out of bread, but I don't think I'll have time to stop at the Piggly Wiggly on my way back."

February 8 2013, 02:49 PM	#40
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Kirk: No time to explain, I'll debrief them on the way, Spock. McCoy: Keep your clothes on, Sulu. It's not that kind of debriefing. Kirk: And after, I'll give them the information. Sulu: Told you. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 9 2013, 07:31 PM	#42
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! Oh, good eye! You got me, Candlelight! Kirk: I always get confused between briefing and debriefing. Sulu: Allow me to be of assistance. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 10 2013, 05:17 AM	#43
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title! New Contest! __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X