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Old January 30 2013, 07:22 PM   #16
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's



Here comes the law again. Can't a guy just hang out in his shuttle in a school zone anymore?




Oh no, I forgot T'Pol's birthday! I wonder if she'll accept an email coupon for a Florida gator bellyrub?




Trip: You remind me of the girl who got me pregnant.
Alien: What do you think I am, some kind of galactic moron?




Trip: No no no! Vulcan neuropressure starts slower!




Alien: If you're so hot why don't you take off the sweater?
Trip: Like I haven't heard that one before!
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Old February 6 2013, 10:34 AM   #17
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T'Pol (OS): What is the meaning of this sign?
Trip: You're supposed to get in here first.
T'Pol (OS): How exactly will the shuttlepod be rocking?


Trip: I see captions.
Therapist: How often do you see them?
Trip: All the time. They're everywhere.


Alien of the Week: I thought you were the one who liked making out with aliens?
Trip: Female aliens!
AofW: I am the female of my species.


Trip: That's not a phase pistol!


The Chief Engineer's new uniform was so soft and smooth it was like he was wearing nothing at all.
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Old February 6 2013, 06:06 PM   #18
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's



TRIP: Was it good for you?

ARCHER: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



TRIP: Fine, you can be Dennis Quaid and I'll be Lou Gossett!!!
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Old February 12 2013, 05:42 AM   #19
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Re: ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

I think this one's gone on long enough. Onward!
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Old February 13 2013, 02:53 AM   #20
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Can't a guy have some privacy while reading ... ummm ... the engine schematics. That's it. I'm busy reading engine schematics.


I just had the most awful nightmare about spending the rest of my life signing autographs and telling Trekkies that I felt honored to be killed off in the last episode.
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