ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

[Triskelion]

Here comes the law again. Can't a guy just hang out in his shuttle in a school zone anymore?




Oh no, I forgot T'Pol's birthday! I wonder if she'll accept an email coupon for a Florida gator bellyrub?




Trip: You remind me of the girl who got me pregnant.
Alien: What do you think I am, some kind of galactic moron?




Trip: No no no! Vulcan neuropressure starts slower!




Alien: If you're so hot why don't you take off the sweater?
Trip: Like I haven't heard that one before!

[Bry_Sinclair]

T'Pol (OS): What is the meaning of this sign?
Trip: You're supposed to get in here first.
T'Pol (OS): How exactly will the shuttlepod be rocking?


Trip: I see captions.
Therapist: How often do you see them?
Trip: All the time. They're everywhere.


Alien of the Week: I thought you were the one who liked making out with aliens?
Trip: Female aliens!
AofW: I am the female of my species.


Trip: That's not a phase pistol!


The Chief Engineer's new uniform was so soft and smooth it was like he was wearing nothing at all.

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Was it good for you?

ARCHER: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



TRIP: Fine, you can be Dennis Quaid and I'll be Lou Gossett!!!

[Skywalker]

I think this one's gone on long enough. Onward!

[Bahz]

Can't a guy have some privacy while reading ... ummm ... the engine schematics. That's it. I'm busy reading engine schematics.


I just had the most awful nightmare about spending the rest of my life signing autographs and telling Trekkies that I felt honored to be killed off in the last episode.