TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! - Page 2

Isis · February 3 2013, 04:58 PM

Worf: "This'll teach me to leave my quarters without my communicator badge. Those who designed this ship are without honor--these corridors all look the same."

Nerys Myk · February 3 2013, 06:39 PM

K'EHLEYR: We're on a Starship, Worf. Sneaking off without leaving your number isn't going to work!!!!!

Jonas Grumby · February 3 2013, 07:01 PM

Crusher: "It's an old Internet site called FanFiction.Net. There's a whole section about us! And, according to these stories, the only person on this ship I haven't slept with is Wesley!"
Riker: "Oh yeah? Check out AdultFanFiction.net."

Nerys Myk · February 3 2013, 07:14 PM

CRUSHER: How the hell is McCoy beating me in the best Doctor poll? The man couldn't cure a cold!!!

inflatabledalek · February 4 2013, 09:44 AM

Thanks FTW!

K'Ehleyr: ...and I'll be sending a bill backdated for five years child support.

Duras: And the first thing I shall do as Chancellor is increase the amount of child support payable by absentee fathers.

Picard: Well Mr. Worf, I guess a condom doesn't seem so without honour now does it?

Gowron: And the eyes have it!

Crusher: You'll recover, but you're going to walk funny for a week. Again.

Captain's Log: The Klingons are clearly taking this meeting seriously as they haven't just sent stock footage from the first film.

Triskelion · February 4 2013, 04:48 PM

Captain's Log, Supplemental: My Craigslist ad for "Hot Betazoid Babes" is not having the desired response.

Riker: Do you really think we should be placing personal ads on the Captain's behalf?
Crusher: He disparaged my croissants. Now how do you spell "xenerotica fetish"?

Holdfast · February 4 2013, 06:51 PM

K'EHLYER (panicked, thinking): C'mon doors, c'mon! Close, dammit, before he turns around and sees me!

DURAS: Buns of Steel, indeed, Worf.

It was more obvious when Picard & Riker fell asleep than when Geordi did.

DURAS: Twelve hookers and as much blow as you can handle. That's my final offer, Arbiter. Choose me as Chancellor!
GOWRON: Bah! Twelve hookers and more blow than you can handle. Look at my eyes, Picard, you know I know what I'm talking about.

CRUSHER: That's certainly a lot of contacts to trace.
RIKER: You need to scroll down some more.

ENTERPRISE-D: I came here to chew through dilithium crystals and kick ass... and I'm all out of dilithium crystals.

ooh, one more...

Always Outnumbered. Sadly quite often Outgunned...

TiberiusMaximus · February 4 2013, 08:33 PM

Captain's Log, Supplemental: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque IV!

Triskelion · February 5 2013, 01:52 PM

Crusher: My God, Will - Two and a Half Men was just the Andy Griffith show in Malibu!

Riker: Damn you Progenitors!!!

Isis · February 5 2013, 02:28 PM

Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. We're being attacked, three ships to our one. What am I doing making a log entry?

Mistral · February 5 2013, 07:08 PM

Holdfast wrote:

"Captain's Log, Stardate 63789.2- The senior staff assembled this afternoon for some kind of briefing. I am not sure what it was about, as I slept through the whole boring thing."

Jonas Grumby · February 5 2013, 07:30 PM

"Captain's Log, personal reminder: Must remember to speak to Mr. Data about his incessantly staring at Ambassador K'Ehleyr's breasts."

Captain April · February 5 2013, 08:49 PM

Crusher: It keeps saying PC LOAD LETTER.

Riker: What the fu..!

Jonas Grumby · February 5 2013, 09:27 PM

Crusher: "I found some stuff Wesley has been writing. Really, really sick stuff."
Riker: "Maybe you should have Deanna talk to him."
Crusher: "It's about Deanna!"

Triskelion · February 6 2013, 04:19 PM

K'Ehleyr: I've called you all here to discuss my pregnancy test. It was negative.

<All breathe sigh of relief>

Worf: ...?

February 3 2013, 04:58 PM	#16
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Worf: "This'll teach me to leave my quarters without my communicator badge. Those who designed this ship are without honor--these corridors all look the same."

February 3 2013, 06:39 PM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! K'EHLEYR: We're on a Starship, Worf. Sneaking off without leaving your number isn't going to work!!!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 3 2013, 07:01 PM	#18
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Crusher: "It's an old Internet site called FanFiction.Net. There's a whole section about us! And, according to these stories, the only person on this ship I haven't slept with is Wesley!" Riker: "Oh yeah? Check out AdultFanFiction.net." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

February 3 2013, 07:14 PM	#19
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! CRUSHER: How the hell is McCoy beating me in the best Doctor poll? The man couldn't cure a cold!!! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

February 4 2013, 09:44 AM	#20
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February 4 2013, 04:48 PM	#21
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Captain's Log, Supplemental: My Craigslist ad for "Hot Betazoid Babes" is not having the desired response. Riker: Do you really think we should be placing personal ads on the Captain's behalf? Crusher: He disparaged my croissants. Now how do you spell "xenerotica fetish"? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus Last edited by Triskelion; February 4 2013 at 05:03 PM.

February 4 2013, 06:51 PM	#22
Holdfast Procul, O procul este profani! Location: 17 Cherry Tree Lane	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! K'EHLYER (panicked, thinking): C'mon doors, c'mon! Close, dammit, before he turns around and sees me! DURAS: Buns of Steel, indeed, Worf. It was more obvious when Picard & Riker fell asleep than when Geordi did. DURAS: Twelve hookers and as much blow as you can handle. That's my final offer, Arbiter. Choose me as Chancellor! GOWRON: Bah! Twelve hookers and more blow than you can handle. Look at my eyes, Picard, you know I know what I'm talking about. CRUSHER: That's certainly a lot of contacts to trace. RIKER: You need to scroll down some more. ENTERPRISE-D: I came here to chew through dilithium crystals and kick ass... and I'm all out of dilithium crystals. ooh, one more... Always Outnumbered. Sadly quite often Outgunned... __________________ Get into Medicine UK - free advice & information about medicine & medical school The Tao Path - walking the Tao, line by line

February 4 2013, 08:33 PM	#23
TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Location: A ship, a living ship, full of strange alien lifeforms.	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Captain's Log, Supplemental: I knew* we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque IV!* __________________ "Quite possibly, the five Jem'Hadar could turn Data into a collection of four spasming limbs, one helpless torso, and one head that shouts insults at them like the Black Knight from the Monty Python sketch." -Timo Saloniemi

February 5 2013, 01:52 PM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Crusher: My God, Will - Two and a Half Men was just the Andy Griffith show in Malibu! Riker: Damn you Progenitors!!! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 5 2013, 02:28 PM	#25
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. We're being attacked, three ships to our one. What am I doing making a log entry?

February 5 2013, 07:30 PM	#27
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! "Captain's Log, personal reminder: Must remember to speak to Mr. Data about his incessantly staring at Ambassador K'Ehleyr's breasts." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer Last edited by Jonas Grumby; February 5 2013 at 09:28 PM.

February 5 2013, 08:49 PM	#28
Captain April Commander Location: Bridge	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Crusher: It keeps saying PC LOAD LETTER. Riker: What the fu..!

February 5 2013, 09:27 PM	#29
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! Crusher: "I found some stuff Wesley has been writing. Really, really sick stuff." Riker: "Maybe you should have Deanna talk to him." Crusher: "It's about Deanna!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

February 6 2013, 04:19 PM	#30
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 303: He has claimed the right of captioning! K'Ehleyr: I've called you all here to discuss my pregnancy test. It was negative. <All breathe sigh of relief> Worf: ...? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus