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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old February 3 2013, 04:58 PM   #16
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Worf: "This'll teach me to leave my quarters without my communicator badge. Those who designed this ship are without honor--these corridors all look the same."
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Old February 3 2013, 06:39 PM   #17
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K'EHLEYR: We're on a Starship, Worf. Sneaking off without leaving your number isn't going to work!!!!!
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Old February 3 2013, 07:01 PM   #18
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Crusher: "It's an old Internet site called FanFiction.Net. There's a whole section about us! And, according to these stories, the only person on this ship I haven't slept with is Wesley!"
Riker: "Oh yeah? Check out AdultFanFiction.net."
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Old February 3 2013, 07:14 PM   #19
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CRUSHER: How the hell is McCoy beating me in the best Doctor poll? The man couldn't cure a cold!!!
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Old February 4 2013, 09:44 AM   #20
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Thanks FTW!




K'Ehleyr: ...and I'll be sending a bill backdated for five years child support.




Duras: And the first thing I shall do as Chancellor is increase the amount of child support payable by absentee fathers.




Picard: Well Mr. Worf, I guess a condom doesn't seem so without honour now does it?



Gowron: And the eyes have it!



Crusher: You'll recover, but you're going to walk funny for a week. Again.




Captain's Log: The Klingons are clearly taking this meeting seriously as they haven't just sent stock footage from the first film.
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Old February 4 2013, 04:48 PM   #21
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Captain's Log, Supplemental: My Craigslist ad for "Hot Betazoid Babes" is not having the desired response.



Riker: Do you really think we should be placing personal ads on the Captain's behalf?
Crusher: He disparaged my croissants. Now how do you spell "xenerotica fetish"?

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Old February 4 2013, 06:51 PM   #22
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K'EHLYER (panicked, thinking): C'mon doors, c'mon! Close, dammit, before he turns around and sees me!





DURAS: Buns of Steel, indeed, Worf.





It was more obvious when Picard & Riker fell asleep than when Geordi did.





DURAS: Twelve hookers and as much blow as you can handle. That's my final offer, Arbiter. Choose me as Chancellor!
GOWRON: Bah! Twelve hookers and more blow than you can handle. Look at my eyes, Picard, you know I know what I'm talking about.





CRUSHER: That's certainly a lot of contacts to trace.
RIKER: You need to scroll down some more.





ENTERPRISE-D: I came here to chew through dilithium crystals and kick ass... and I'm all out of dilithium crystals.





ooh, one more...



Always Outnumbered. Sadly quite often Outgunned...
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Old February 4 2013, 08:33 PM   #23
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Captain's Log, Supplemental: I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque IV!
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Old February 5 2013, 01:52 PM   #24
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Crusher: My God, Will - Two and a Half Men was just the Andy Griffith show in Malibu!

Riker: Damn you Progenitors!!!
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Old February 5 2013, 02:28 PM   #25
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Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. We're being attacked, three ships to our one. What am I doing making a log entry?
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Old February 5 2013, 07:08 PM   #26
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"Captain's Log, Stardate 63789.2- The senior staff assembled this afternoon for some kind of briefing. I am not sure what it was about, as I slept through the whole boring thing."
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Old February 5 2013, 07:30 PM   #27
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"Captain's Log, personal reminder: Must remember to speak to Mr. Data about his incessantly staring at Ambassador K'Ehleyr's breasts."
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Old February 5 2013, 08:49 PM   #28
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Crusher: It keeps saying PC LOAD LETTER.

Riker: What the fu..!
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Old February 5 2013, 09:27 PM   #29
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Crusher: "I found some stuff Wesley has been writing. Really, really sick stuff."
Riker: "Maybe you should have Deanna talk to him."
Crusher: "It's about Deanna!"
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Old February 6 2013, 04:19 PM   #30
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K'Ehleyr: I've called you all here to discuss my pregnancy test. It was negative.

<All breathe sigh of relief>

Worf:
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