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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 29 2013, 12:01 AM   #16
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TFTW, Leadhead!



Reporter: Captain Kirk, what's your view on screen flare being over used? And could you please reply by squinting your eyes due to the flare generated by our headpieces?



Riker: Well, Starfleet says it's going to be a while before the get a rescue ship here. Worf, distract us by making shadow puppets on the ceiling...



Kirk: Kirk to Scotty, that emergency transport didn't work. We appear to be stuck inside a large communicator grill...
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Old January 29 2013, 01:46 AM   #17
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Worf: "This is why we do not ignite Klingon farts!"
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Old January 29 2013, 11:31 AM   #18
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Reporter: Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs?

Kirk: Damned CNN.



Worf: I can see my home planet from here.




Kirk: Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay!

Sulu: Ahem....

Kirk: We're mostly, two-thirds not gay!

McCoy: Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Sulu: I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap>
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Old January 30 2013, 12:38 AM   #19
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TFTW!



Kirk: "Get out of my face, Sheridan!"
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Old January 31 2013, 11:58 AM   #20
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Data: Has anyone seen Spot?
Worf: He has finally lived up to his name, Commander.
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Old January 31 2013, 03:37 PM   #21
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The Beastie Boys (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party!) finishes playing. Somewhere a fanboy screams, "Aaaaaabraaaaams!!!!!!!!!"
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Old February 2 2013, 06:48 PM   #22
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Takei (OS): "It turns out my agent was right--judging by the number of autograph hounds at this convention, that Star Trek gig was a good idea. Maybe I shouldn't turn up my nose when he mentions Dancing With the Stars."
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Old February 3 2013, 05:58 AM   #23
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"Now, just to clarify, did you say you wanted to die ON the bridge or UNDER a bridge?"
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Old February 4 2013, 01:43 PM   #24
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Kirk: (To McCoy and Sulu) Hold on a sec! I forgot to take care of something. (Into the tricoder) Lt. Bekman, This is Captain Kirk. I'm going to have to cancel this week's Massage Therapy session. I'll let you know when we can re-schedule.

McCoy: Dammit Jim, I told you to leave my nurses alone!

Sulu: Rank hath it's privileges Doctor.


Reporter: Captain Kirk, how do you respond to the class action lawsuit being brought against you and Starfleet by the families of 78 of your former security personnel?


Riker: Damn, we just got our asses handed to us didn't we?

Worf:
Yeah, but as long as Data keeps his head in that hole I think we're going to be fine.
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Old February 5 2013, 03:08 AM   #25
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Hipsters of the 23rd century, complete with "retro" iPhones and Google Glasses.



"Give Spot some catnip you said. He won't react much you said."



"No bridge? Just a tower? WHY THE HELL AREN'T I TOLD ABOUT THESE THINGS??"
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Old February 5 2013, 03:35 AM   #26
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Kirk: "Well, Mr. Spock, our plan to ensure we all look sufficiently 'tough' for Wrigley's Pleasure Planet by wearing leather jackets has turned into a joke. I look pretty good, but McCoy showed up in suede and an ascot! And Sulu is wearing something that looks like a damn cape!"
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Old February 5 2013, 04:58 AM   #27
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"OK... so you say Sulu will become an internet sensation and a Facebook icon while I'll go on some sitcom, broadway and a few other things?"
"Jim, what do they say about me?"
"Er... you might wanna sit down, Bones."
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Old February 5 2013, 09:28 AM   #28
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Cheap plastic props, sir?





RIKER: Well...that happened. Wait, where's Troi?
WORF: Uhhh...




KIRK: Who? Let me check. Hey, do either of you like Mike Hunt?
UHURA: <snickering over comm>
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Old February 5 2013, 03:01 PM   #29
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Reporter: "Do you have something to say for you countless fans, now that you've announced your comeback tour, Mr Bueller."
Cameron: "Still all about Ferris."





Riker: "Next time... Let the wookiee win."




Kirk: "Quick, beam us out before someone's tempted to do a fart in a lift gag."
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Old February 5 2013, 09:37 PM   #30
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"Captain Kirk, today Starfleet Command released a statement that Captain Harriman scored 20% higher than you on his command competency test. Your response?"
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