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Old January 29 2013, 07:37 PM   #1
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I'm a doctor, not a

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Old January 29 2013, 07:41 PM   #2
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/I'm_a_doctor%2C_not_a...
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Old January 29 2013, 07:46 PM   #3
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

While that is informative, I'm more interested in a humorous take. Less canon, more hilarity, if you will. In somewhat a similar vein [ahem] to the "five words" thread.
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Old January 29 2013, 07:49 PM   #4
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"I'm a doctor, not an exorcist!"

(That's actually a line from one of my books!)
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Old January 29 2013, 07:49 PM   #5
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"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."
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Old January 29 2013, 07:51 PM   #6
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"I'm a doctor, not a screenwriter"
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Old January 29 2013, 07:54 PM   #7
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

"I'm a doctor, not a vet!"

...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay.

The appointment did not end well.

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Old January 29 2013, 08:05 PM   #8
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I'm a doctor, not a stylist.
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Old January 29 2013, 08:15 PM   #9
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"I'm a doctor, not a Family Feud contestant!" (Most common answers. "Society of Space Doctors said...")
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Old January 29 2013, 10:31 PM   #10
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Melakon wrote: View Post
"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."
I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.
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Old January 29 2013, 10:58 PM   #11
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^ I almost used 'humorist', but it felt too on the nose.

And 'comedian' had better rhythm, I could imagine it in Kelley's voice.
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Old January 30 2013, 12:28 AM   #12
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

I always thought Kirk and McCoy's dialogue should have been reversed in "Star Trek II".

KIRK: Is that all you've got to say? What about my performance?

MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a drama critic.
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Old January 30 2013, 12:30 AM   #13
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CaptPapa wrote: View Post
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"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."
I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.
Made me smile.
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Old January 30 2013, 01:26 AM   #14
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Redfern wrote: View Post
"I'm a doctor, not a vet!"

...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay.

The appointment did not end well.

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Old January 30 2013, 08:48 AM   #15
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Re: I'm a doctor, not a

If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like

McCoy: I'm a doctor--

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.

Kirk: What does THAT mean?
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