I'm a doctor, not a

TheRealSuluh · January 29 2013, 07:37 PM

[fill in the blank]

Melakon · January 29 2013, 07:41 PM

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/I'm_a_doctor%2C_not_a...

TheRealSuluh · January 29 2013, 07:46 PM

While that is informative, I'm more interested in a humorous take. Less canon, more hilarity, if you will. In somewhat a similar vein [ahem] to the "five words" thread.

Greg Cox · January 29 2013, 07:49 PM

"I'm a doctor, not an exorcist!"

(That's actually a line from one of my books!)

Melakon · January 29 2013, 07:49 PM

"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."

TheRealSuluh · January 29 2013, 07:51 PM

"I'm a doctor, not a screenwriter"

Redfern · January 29 2013, 07:54 PM

"I'm a doctor, not a vet!"

...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay.

The appointment did not end well.

Sincerely,

Bill

Captain April · January 29 2013, 08:05 PM

I'm a doctor, not a stylist.

Metryq · January 29 2013, 08:15 PM

"I'm a doctor, not a Family Feud contestant!" (Most common answers. "Society of Space Doctors said...")

CaptPapa · January 29 2013, 10:31 PM

Melakon wrote:

"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."

I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.

Melakon · January 29 2013, 10:58 PM

^ I almost used 'humorist', but it felt too on the nose.

And 'comedian' had better rhythm, I could imagine it in Kelley's voice.

Hambone · January 30 2013, 12:28 AM

I always thought Kirk and McCoy's dialogue should have been reversed in "Star Trek II".

KIRK: Is that all you've got to say? What about my performance?

MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a drama critic.

TheRealSuluh · January 30 2013, 12:30 AM

CaptPapa wrote:

Melakon wrote:

"I'm a doctor, not a comedian."

I LOVE it!!! An absolutely perfect comeback.

Made me smile.

Navigator_NCC2120 · January 30 2013, 01:26 AM

Redfern wrote:

"I'm a doctor, not a vet!"

...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay.

The appointment did not end well.

Sincerely,

Bill

Good one.

"I'm a doctor, not a computer programmer!"

(Dr. McCoy's response in anger with the medical computer malfunctioning and not dispensing the correct medicine he ordered.)

Navigator NCC-2120 USS Entente
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ZapBrannigan · January 30 2013, 08:48 AM

If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like

McCoy: I'm a doctor--

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a MILKMAN.

Kirk: What does THAT mean?

January 29 2013, 07:37 PM	#1
TheRealSuluh Ensign	I'm a doctor, not a [fill in the blank] __________________ One shirt, two shirt, red shirt, blue... oh crap...

January 29 2013, 07:41 PM	#2
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: I'm a doctor, not a http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/I'm_a_doctor%2C_not_a... __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

January 29 2013, 07:46 PM	#3
TheRealSuluh Ensign	Re: I'm a doctor, not a While that is informative, I'm more interested in a humorous take. Less canon, more hilarity, if you will. In somewhat a similar vein [ahem] to the "five words" thread. __________________ One shirt, two shirt, red shirt, blue... oh crap...

January 29 2013, 07:49 PM	#4
Greg Cox Vice Admiral Location: Oxford, PA	Re: I'm a doctor, not a "I'm a doctor, not an exorcist!" (That's actually a line from one of my books!) __________________ www.gregcox-author.com

January 29 2013, 07:49 PM	#5
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: I'm a doctor, not a "I'm a doctor, not a comedian." __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

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January 29 2013, 07:51 PM	#6
TheRealSuluh Ensign	Re: I'm a doctor, not a "I'm a doctor, not a screenwriter" __________________ One shirt, two shirt, red shirt, blue... oh crap...

January 29 2013, 07:54 PM	#7
Redfern Fleet Captain Location: Georgia, USA	Re: I'm a doctor, not a "I'm a doctor, not a vet!" ...upon seeing M'Ress enter the sickbay. The appointment did not end well. Sincerely, Bill __________________ Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"! Freighter Tails: the Misadventures of Mzzkiti

January 29 2013, 08:05 PM	#8
Captain April Commander Location: Bridge	Re: I'm a doctor, not a I'm a doctor, not a stylist.

January 29 2013, 08:15 PM	#9
Metryq Commander	Re: I'm a doctor, not a "I'm a doctor, not a Family Feud contestant!" (Most common answers. "Society of Space Doctors said...") __________________ "No, I better not look. I just might be in there." —Foghorn Leghorn

January 29 2013, 10:58 PM	#11
Melakon Commodore Location: Unmarked grave, Ekos	Re: I'm a doctor, not a ^ I almost used 'humorist', but it felt too on the nose. And 'comedian' had better rhythm, I could imagine it in Kelley's voice. __________________ "Every time you think, you weaken the nation." --Moe Howard

January 30 2013, 12:28 AM	#12
Hambone Fleet Captain Location: Land of cheese, sausage and beer	Re: I'm a doctor, not a I always thought Kirk and McCoy's dialogue should have been reversed in "Star Trek II". KIRK: Is that all you've got to say? What about my performance? MCCOY: I'm a doctor, not a drama critic. __________________ Get a haircut, hippie.

January 30 2013, 08:48 AM	#15
ZapBrannigan Commander Location: New York State	Re: I'm a doctor, not a If I remember it right, there's an exchange in "Star Trek Rhapsody" that goes something like McCoy: I'm a doctor-- Kirk: Not an actor! McCoy: Not a MILKMAN. Kirk: What does THAT mean?