TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain. - Page 2

R. Star · January 30 2013, 03:20 AM

Mutai Sho-Rin wrote:

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Spectacular!

Mojochi · January 30 2013, 04:18 AM

Picard: Ouch... K'Ehlyer changed her status to single

Riker: Meh... No one wants to date a single mom

Troi: Which would you like to talk about today, your Borg abduction, your Cardassian torture, or your life on Kataan?

Picard: (Thinking) I should have taken that job with Louis. How hard could it be to stack dirt in the Atlantic Ocean?

Picard's Gladys Knight cover band rehearsals always went hardest on "The Pips"

Data: While we wait for the captain's decision, I could read you another one of my poems about my cat

Picard: That's far enough, Tomalak! I advise you to stand farther to your left. That wall behind you looks very hot!

Triskelion · January 30 2013, 06:43 PM

G'Kar: If you call me Spot one more time I will not tell you what intrigues to expect aboard DS9.

Gil T.Azell · January 30 2013, 07:42 PM

JirinPanthosa wrote:

PICARD: If I started wearing a toupee, would anyone notice? Nah...I'm being paranoid.

Picard{Thinking} Hmmm, Then again maybe I'll order the Shatner turbo 2000

Triskelion · January 31 2013, 12:43 PM

Riker: No wonder it's so chilly. The environmental controls are set to "Minsk."

Picard: And who set the security grid on "Booty Alert"?

Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir; a reversal of vowel and conson -

Go fornicate yourself with a plasma injector, you positronic choad.

<Ten Forward applauds>

Isis · February 1 2013, 05:27 PM

Picard (to self): "Hmmm...they're asking me for captions. How should I demonstrate my rapier-sharp wit? I wonder whether anyone has done 'to baldly go...' yet."

shivkala · February 2 2013, 09:07 PM

Picard: No, Number One, I don't agree with you that technology is ruining our face-to-face interactions. Now, if you'll excuse me, Computer, contact Lt. Worf, I wish to speak with him immediately!

Picard: If funny caption is put on my picture, does that make me Philosopicard?

♪♫ It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. ♪♫

Data: ...so, clearly, you have much to owe to your Vulcan ancestry. And furthermore, your whole race is derivative of the Roman Empire on Earth, right down to the etymology of the name "Romulan," as well as that of the Remans, which can be traced back to the story of Romulus and Remus...

"Setal": ...says the android with the highly original name of "Data."

Picard: Ugh, 1,000 channels and all we get is the Romulan News Service?

Jonas Grumby · February 2 2013, 10:06 PM

Tomalak: "These 3-D viewscreens are something, aren't they, Picard? My XO is hanging from our ceiling right now trying to get a look down your counselor's neckline!"

Triskelion · February 2 2013, 11:39 PM

Counselor Troi, I suddenly realize why Crusher and Pulaski were never in the same room together.

Are you watching Mrs Doubtfire again, Captain?

LeadHead · February 3 2013, 03:08 AM

New Contest is up!

January 30 2013, 04:18 AM	#17
Mojochi Fleet Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Picard: Ouch... K'Ehlyer changed her status to single Riker: Meh... No one wants to date a single mom Troi: Which would you like to talk about today, your Borg abduction, your Cardassian torture, or your life on Kataan? Picard: (Thinking) I should have taken that job with Louis. How hard could it be to stack dirt in the Atlantic Ocean? Picard's Gladys Knight cover band rehearsals always went hardest on "The Pips" Data: While we wait for the captain's decision, I could read you another one of my poems about my cat Picard: That's far enough, Tomalak! I advise you to stand farther to your left. That wall behind you looks very hot!

January 30 2013, 06:43 PM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain G'Kar: If you call me Spot one more time I will not tell you what intrigues to expect aboard DS9. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 31 2013, 12:43 PM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Riker: No wonder it's so chilly. The environmental controls are set to "Minsk." Picard: And who set the security grid on "Booty Alert"? Metathesis is one of the most common of pronunciation errors, sir; a reversal of vowel and conson - Go fornicate yourself with a plasma injector, you positronic choad. <Ten Forward applauds> __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 1 2013, 05:27 PM	#21
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Picard (to self): "Hmmm...they're asking me for captions. How should I demonstrate my rapier-sharp wit? I wonder whether anyone has done 'to baldly go...' yet."

February 2 2013, 09:07 PM	#22
shivkala Rear Admiral Location: Patrolling Sector 2814	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Picard: No, Number One, I don't agree with you that technology is ruining our face-to-face interactions. Now, if you'll excuse me, Computer, contact Lt. Worf, I wish to speak with him immediately! Picard: If funny caption is put on my picture, does that make me Philosopicard? ♪♫ It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the right. ♪♫ Data: ...so, clearly, you have much to owe to your Vulcan ancestry. And furthermore, your whole race is derivative of the Roman Empire on Earth, right down to the etymology of the name "Romulan," as well as that of the Remans, which can be traced back to the story of Romulus and Remus... "Setal": ...says the android with the highly original name of "Data." Picard: Ugh, 1,000 channels and all we get is the Romulan News Service? __________________ "When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

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February 2 2013, 10:06 PM	#23
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Tomalak: "These 3-D viewscreens are something, aren't they, Picard? My XO is hanging from our ceiling right now trying to get a look down your counselor's neckline!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

February 2 2013, 11:39 PM	#24
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain Counselor Troi, I suddenly realize why Crusher and Pulaski were never in the same room together. Are you watching Mrs Doubtfire again, Captain? __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

February 3 2013, 03:08 AM	#25
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 302: I look forward to our next caption, Captain New Contest is up! __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X