DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog - Page 2

Triskelion · January 23 2013, 12:32 PM

Mr Jello Shots

Cliff: True story, Romulans actually branched off from the Vulcans because of a rivalry between two dry cleaning shops.

Carla: I'm gonna space him.

Kira: So you up for a game of "Dabo Girl Can't Pay the Rent?"

Odo: Ok, but I've got to reschedule evicting an actual Dabo girl who can't pay the rent.

Nerys Myk · January 24 2013, 04:55 AM

CLIFF: Ya know Quark, the last time I saw a mug like yours behind a bar, it answered to the name "Carla".

She's right behind me, isn't she?

Triskelion · January 24 2013, 12:39 PM

Rebecca: The gang's almost complete; all we need now is an ex-baseball player who's a hit with all the ladies -
Worf: Ohhh?
Rebecca: - but who isn't ass-faced.
Worf: Awwww.

Triskelion · January 26 2013, 06:55 PM

What's new, Odo?

I'm, er, getting a leg up, I mean brushing up on those fine alien thighs, I mean lading manifests.

Isis · January 26 2013, 11:36 PM

Jake: "When you said we'd be between a rock and a hard place, I didn't realize you meant it literally."

Rush Limborg · January 27 2013, 05:59 AM

O'Brien: Okay...put a five right here, and it has to be an eight, down here. No--bloody heck, there's aready one, that row! Wait...but that means the three I put here was--SHOOT!

Bashir: Need any help, Chief, let me know.

Odo: So you confess to kicking down the doors to Quark's, grabbing his most prized stash of Aldeberan Whiskey, and throwing said crate full-throttle into the dabo table, blowing both to smithereens?

Kira: What are you gonna do about it?

Odo: Thank you for saving me the trouble.

Jake: DANGIT, DOC, I'M A WAR REPORTER, FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Bashir: THIS IS A WAR! AGAINST THE ELEMENTS!

O'Brien: Here, sir. What's the problem?

Sisko: Online RPGs.

Morn found himself appealing to the Prophets that this did not involve another apology....

Isis · January 27 2013, 03:57 PM

Bashir: "Leave it to you. You find a photo of a hundred-breasted species, and the first thing you do is count them."

O'Brien: "Shut up. I'm already up to 89, and you're gonna mess me up."

Morn: "That Earth show Cheers is my favorite, and the character Morn is my idol."

Worf: "That's Norm, not Morn, you munskull."

Isis · January 28 2013, 03:06 AM

Odo: "According to this analysis, your managerial pose is nonpareil, so there's no question you're destined for greatness."

Jake: "So remind me--you're a doctor and your reason for not packing sunglasses was what?"

Sisko: "Can't you see not to bother these ladies? They're watching their stories."

Ln X · January 29 2013, 12:34 AM

A new contest is now up!

January 23 2013, 12:32 PM	#16
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog Mr Jello Shots Cliff: True story, Romulans actually branched off from the Vulcans because of a rivalry between two dry cleaning shops. Carla: I'm gonna space him. Kira: So you up for a game of "Dabo Girl Can't Pay the Rent?" Odo: Ok, but I've got to reschedule evicting an actual Dabo girl who can't pay the rent. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 24 2013, 04:55 AM	#17
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog CLIFF: Ya know Quark, the last time I saw a mug like yours behind a bar, it answered to the name "Carla". She's right behind me, isn't she? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 24 2013, 12:39 PM	#18
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog Rebecca: The gang's almost complete; all we need now is an ex-baseball player who's a hit with all the ladies - Worf: Ohhh? Rebecca: - but who isn't ass-faced. Worf: Awwww. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 26 2013, 06:55 PM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog What's new, Odo? I'm, er, getting a leg up, I mean brushing up on those fine alien thighs, I mean lading manifests. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 26 2013, 11:36 PM	#20
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog Jake: "When you said we'd be between a rock and a hard place, I didn't realize you meant it literally."

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January 27 2013, 05:59 AM	#21
Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Location: The EIB Network	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog O'Brien: Okay...put a five right here, and it has to be an eight, down here. No--bloody heck, there's aready one, that row! Wait...but that means the three I put here was--SHOOT! Bashir: Need any help, Chief, let me know. Odo: So you confess to kicking down the doors to Quark's, grabbing his most prized stash of Aldeberan Whiskey, and throwing said crate full-throttle into the dabo table, blowing both to smithereens? Kira: What are you gonna do about it? Odo: Thank you for saving me the trouble. Jake: DANGIT, DOC, I'M A WAR REPORTER, FOR PETE'S SAKE! Bashir: THIS IS A WAR! AGAINST THE ELEMENTS! O'Brien: Here, sir. What's the problem? Sisko: Online RPGs. Morn found himself appealing to the Prophets that this did not involve another apology.... __________________ "I have been wounded but not yet slain. I shall lie here and bleed awhile. Then I shall rise and fight again." "Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown."

January 27 2013, 03:57 PM	#22
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog Bashir: "Leave it to you. You find a photo of a hundred-breasted species, and the first thing you do is count them." O'Brien: "Shut up. I'm already up to 89, and you're gonna mess me up." Morn: "That Earth show Cheers is my favorite, and the character Morn is my idol." Worf: "That's Norm, not Morn, you munskull."

January 28 2013, 03:06 AM	#23
Isis Commodore	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog Odo: "According to this analysis, your managerial pose is nonpareil, so there's no question you're destined for greatness." Jake: "So remind me--you're a doctor and your reason for not packing sunglasses was what?" Sisko: "Can't you see not to bother these ladies? They're watching their stories."

January 29 2013, 12:34 AM	#24
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: DS9 Caption Contest 69; The Slog A new contest is now up! __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*