Twilight actress Cheating Scandal: Together again!

[teacake]

If I can't hack listening to my female friends I don't think I want a wife.

[Dream]

teacake wrote:

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If I can't hack listening to my female friends I don't think I want a wife.

Better to not get married than end up getting divorce huh?

[teacake]

So I've been sitting here imagining being married to my female friends, tried out each one. Wanted to kill myself. Took all the blathering about fat, kids, exercise, self fulfillment, aging, traffic and shopping and added making me do stuff and yelling about my clutter. It was horrible! It would NOT be worth sex to have that all day, all evening, in constant texts and when I want to just sit down and do something mindless.

Now maybe it is so fantastic being married to your own gender that this doesn't happen. OR maybe it happens X 2 and suffocates you.

[chardman]

Dream wrote:

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So chardman hasn't posted anything new yet? Is he is too busy throwing eggs at other people's faces and quickly running away before that person can respond?

Berating me for not revisiting a thread that neither of us had posted in since September of last year, and which would have remained dead had you not reanimated its corpse? Classy move.

I haven't posted anything new because I haven't had anything I thought worth posting about the topic, as there's nothing about the topic I find even vaguely interesting.

I didn't run away, quickly or otherwise. I simply sauntered away out of sheer boredom, and saw no reason to return until now. You see, who's fucking whom in the entertainment industry is simply too boring a topic to hold my interest for very long. Heck, I'd even forgotten that this thread even existed, let alone that I'd created it in the first place (primarily to poke fun of the over-the-top manufactured outrage that permeated the previous thread on this non-topic).

I only returned to it now because someone in TNZ pointed out that someone was dabbling in thread necromancy, and had resurrected the long-dead thread, and posted a particularly deluded quote from the new post. And said quote was so entertainingly batshit crazy that I simply had to investigate. But to my disappointment, I find pretty much the same old players as last time, spouting the same prudish nonsense as last time, and, well, I'm bored again already, and see no reason to stick around. Same as last time.

If ya ever want me to chuck eggs at your face, feel free to join us in TNZ. I promise I won't "run away".

[Dream]

teacake wrote:

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Now maybe it is so fantastic being married to your own gender that this doesn't happen. OR maybe it happens X 2 and suffocates you.

I'm not sure how it is that much better for gay people that marry. I would imagine they would have the same problems as straight couples!

[teacake]

As has been famously said by a bunch of folks, gay couples should marry so they can suffer like the rest of us.

[Dream]

teacake wrote:

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As has been famously said by a bunch of folks, gay couples should marry so they can suffer like the rest of us.

I thought the main reason people get married these days is for the tax breaks?

[teacake]

It's status. You take a step into mature, grown up land when you are married. Outside of that everyone secretly thinks you are a loser after a certain age.

That pressure is always there for a lot of people, subtle but ever present.

[Guy Gardener]

But as soon as its legalized, for every homo you got out their buying rings and looking for someone special, you have three more exacting countermeasures and squireling away for a panic room.

[Guy Gardener]

Dream wrote:

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I thought the main reason people get married these days is for the tax breaks?

The government "gives" the family next door to you 10 grand a year because they have sex differently to you... And if that's the only difference, same job, same number of dependants same area code, the same everything except that your wife is a man... It's a serious issue.

[Dream]

teacake wrote:

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It's status. You take a step into mature, grown up land when you are married. Outside of that everyone secretly thinks you are a loser after a certain age.

That pressure is always there for a lot of people, subtle but ever present.

Nothing wrong with being single, as long as there are lots of sex involved with unmarried people.

[teacake]

And if there isn't lots of sex are you suggesting that getting married fixes it?

As in, if you're getting lots you don't need marriage but if it's sparse times you better get hitched?

[JoeZhang]

Dream wrote:

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I'm not sure how it is that much better for gay people that marry. I would imagine they would have the same problems as straight couples!

The arguments about top and bottom are more bitter.

[Guy Gardener]

Stop tap dancing.

Marriage is giving up and Divorce is the active defibrillator paddles on your nipples you need to reprise your definition of dead and buried.

[teacake]

And the second marriage is..?