RSS iconTwitter iconFacebook icon

The Trek BBS title image

The Trek BBS statistics

Threads: 139,577
Posts: 5,403,063
Members: 24,865
Currently online: 454
Newest member: shyrim

TrekToday headlines

October-November 2014 Trek Conventions And Appearances
By: T'Bonz on Sep 30

Cho Selfie TV Alert
By: T'Bonz on Sep 30

TPTB To Shatner: Shhh!
By: T'Bonz on Sep 30

Mystery Mini Vinyl Figure Display Box
By: T'Bonz on Sep 29

The Red Shirt Diaries Episode Five
By: T'Bonz on Sep 29

Shatner In Trek 3? Well Maybe
By: T'Bonz on Sep 28

Retro Review: Shadows and Symbols
By: Michelle on Sep 27

Meyer: Revitalizing Star Trek
By: T'Bonz on Sep 26

Trek Costumes To Be Auctioned
By: T'Bonz on Sep 25

Hulu Snaps up Abrams-Produced Drama
By: T'Bonz on Sep 25


Welcome! The Trek BBS is the number one place to chat about Star Trek with like-minded fans. Please login to see our full range of forums as well as the ability to send and receive private messages, track your favourite topics and of course join in the discussions.

If you are a new visitor, join us for free. If you are an existing member please login below. Note: for members who joined under our old messageboard system, please login with your display name not your login name.


Go Back   The Trek BBS > Star Trek Movies > Star Trek Movies I-X

Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old January 27 2013, 10:49 PM   #1
LeadHead
Director of Comedy
 
LeadHead's Avatar
 
Location: Flying above Never Land thanks to Robin Williams
Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!

Happy Sunday everyone! I hope you're doing well!



First up to the plate, we have the "Great excuse to swear repeatedly" Award, going to:

shivkala wrote: View Post


Picard: Okay, that last engagement was a disaster. Crewman, I told you to fire a warning shot across the Borg's nose, not up it!

Crewman: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Picard: Who gave that man a phaser?

Lt. Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Picard: Who is he?

Worf: He's an asshole, sir.

Picard: I know that! What's his name?

Worf: That is his name sir. Asshole, Lt. Asshole!

Picard: And his cousin?

Worf: He's an asshole too sir. Ensign Philip Asshole!

Picard: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Everyone other than Picard, Worf, and Data raise their phaser rifle]

Entire Security Detail: Yo!

Picard: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! Alright, let's try this again, and keep firing, assholes!
Next, we have the "Their Previous Assignment was at Swamp Castle" Award, going to:

Balrog wrote: View Post


Kirk: Guards, make sure no one enters this room until I come and get you.
Guard #1: Not to enter the room... even if you come and get us.
Guard #2: <hic!>
Kirk: No, no. Until I come and get you.
Guard #1: Until you come and get us, we're not to leave the room.
Kirk: No, no, no. You stay here and make sure no one enters.
Guard #1: And you'll come and get us.
Guard #2: <hic!>
Kirk: Right.
Guard #1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop anyone from leaving the room.
Kirk: No, no. Entering the room.
Guard #1: Entering the room, yes.
Kirk: All right?
Guard #2: <hic!>
Guard #1: Right. Oh, if, if, if, uh, if, if, uh, if, if, if, we... oh, if... oh...
Kirk: Look, it's quite simple. You just stay here, and make sure no one enters the room. All right?
Guard #2: <hic!>
Guard #1: Oh, I remember, uh, can someone enter the room with us?
Kirk: No, no, no, no, you just keep them out of here, and make sure...
Guard #1: Oh yeah, we'll keep them out here, obviously, but if they had to enter, and we were with them...
Kirk: No, just keep them here...
Guard #1: Until you, or anyone else...
Kirk: No, not anyone else. Just me.
Guard #1: Just you.
Guard #2: <hic!>
Kirk: Get back.
Guard #1: Get back.
Kirk: All right?
Guard #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
Next, we have the "Live and Learn" Award, going to:

BriGuy wrote: View Post


Spock: My apologies. I should have instead insulted generations of McCoys.
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post


CARL: It's medicinal. I got a prescription from McCoy, if you want to see it.
These next two kept me laughing for quite awhile, couldn't choose in the end, so they're both properly blended!



Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Kirk: "How'd he get in? We had the 'no entry' tape up! Unless... our culprit doesn't know how to read! He could be unstoppable!"
And...

Triskelion wrote: View Post


Saavik: Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station?
Spock: Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru.
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Lets get started on our next contest!







Enjoy!
__________________
VOTE: Voyager Avatar Contest: Extreme Risk

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
LeadHead is online now  
Old January 27 2013, 10:54 PM   #2
LeadHead
Director of Comedy
 
LeadHead's Avatar
 
Location: Flying above Never Land thanks to Robin Williams
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Paparazzi in the future are just as nosy as in our time.



Worf: The Art Deco Fixtures!

Riker: Back burner, Worf!



Kirk: No, thanks. I don't wish to change my Communicator carrier. Goodbye.
Enjoy!
__________________
VOTE: Voyager Avatar Contest: Extreme Risk

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
LeadHead is online now  
Old January 27 2013, 11:08 PM   #3
Jar Jar Binks
Admiral
 
Jar Jar Binks's Avatar
 
Location: Skywalker
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Riker: "Best...bachelor party...EVER!"
Jar Jar Binks is offline  
Old January 27 2013, 11:23 PM   #4
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Harriman (ignored in background): "Assholes."
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
Jonas Grumby is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 01:09 AM   #5
Balrog
Commodore
 
Balrog's Avatar
 
Location: Balrog
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!

TFTW!



STAR TREK Reporter: Mr. Abrams! Mr. Abrams! Now that you've been selected as the director of the next Star Wars movie, what's your status with OUR franchise?




Riker: Oh, man! Captain Picard's gonna be pissed...




Kirk: Hello, Operator? Please connect me with Sarek of Vulcan... (whispers) and yes, reverse the charges...
__________________
Anybody got some peppermint?
Balrog was Lloyd Dobler

Last edited by Balrog; January 28 2013 at 01:36 AM.
Balrog is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 04:58 AM   #6
Herkimer Jitty
Rear Admiral
 
Herkimer Jitty's Avatar
 
Location: Dayglow, New California Republic
Send a message via Windows Live Messenger to Herkimer Jitty
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!

TFTW!



Kirk: "Get out of my face, Sheridan!"



[Worf shines his light on a manufacturing placard.]

Made in the USA.

Worf: "Well there's your problem!"



Kirk: "The Kobayashi Maru has set sail for the promised land. And hold the mayo."
__________________
STAR TREK: 1965-1965½, 1966-1969, Jan. 21-23 1972, 1979-2001, 2003-2005, 2009-?
Herkimer Jitty is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 05:04 AM   #7
R. Star
Rear Admiral
 
R. Star's Avatar
 
Location: Shangri-La
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Harriman: Curse the liberal media.



Worf: Captain Picard is going to hang you from -that- beam, when he finds out sir.
Riker: Crap...




Kirk: And what are you wearing, my dear?
Uhura: Wrong promised land, Admiral!
__________________
"I was never a Star Trek fan." J.J. Abrams
R. Star is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 05:06 AM   #8
Geoff Peterson
Fleet Admiral
 
Geoff Peterson's Avatar
 
Location: 20 feet from an outlet
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



RIKER: Did the Captain say when he'd be back?

WORF: I think that's his shuttle right now.

RIKER: We are royally screwed.
__________________
Nerys Myk
Geoff Peterson is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 05:10 AM   #9
Geoff Peterson
Fleet Admiral
 
Geoff Peterson's Avatar
 
Location: 20 feet from an outlet
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



HARRIMAN: Would it help if I said my last name is actually "Harrison"?
__________________
Nerys Myk
Geoff Peterson is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 05:16 AM   #10
Jonas Grumby
Vice Admiral
 
Jonas Grumby's Avatar
 
Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Kirk: "Well...yes, he is 'wearing that prissy ascot again.' He's also standing right beside me and he can hear you."
__________________
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
Jonas Grumby is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 11:08 AM   #11
Triskelion
Rear Admiral
 
Triskelion's Avatar
 
Location: \,,/. ▷\✦_✦ L L + P
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!

Thanks for the blend Leadhead!



Kirk: An interplanetary space station, Sheridan? Don't be ridiculous. There's no market for that, or Starfleet would have thought of it already.




Worf: We have lost the fuzzy dice, Commander.




I don't care if Sarah McLaughlin is singing about puppies, Spock, turn off the TV and help us!
Triskelion is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 11:39 AM   #12
Jar Jar Binks
Admiral
 
Jar Jar Binks's Avatar
 
Location: Skywalker
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Harriman: "I guess the reporters who give a shit about me won't be here until Tuesday, either."
Jar Jar Binks is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 03:36 PM   #13
Geoff Peterson
Fleet Admiral
 
Geoff Peterson's Avatar
 
Location: 20 feet from an outlet
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



KIRK: I need a destructive probe than can only communicate with an extinct species in Earth orbit in two days.

Don't ask why, just set it up!!!!
__________________
Nerys Myk
Geoff Peterson is offline  
Old January 28 2013, 09:53 PM   #14
inflatabledalek
Captain
 
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Reporter: Captain Kirk... What is going on with your hair?



Worf: So Commander, after this, what do you think your chances of making Captain are... Oh look, a flying pig!




Kirk: ...And when you see Chekov, whatever you do, don't laugh at his outfit.
__________________
TRANSFORMATION: GRABBED BY THE SCRAPLETS
But Blaster is the really scary one in my look at: Crater Critters Part 2
inflatabledalek is online now  
Old January 28 2013, 11:44 PM   #15
Turd Ferguson
Commodore
 
Turd Ferguson's Avatar
 
Location: Kentucky
Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



"Captain Kirk, we appreciate your taking time out of retirement to answer some of the burning questions our viewers are asking... so, let's get started. What has Captain Spock been up to?"



"First Officer's Log, Stardate 50893.5. So far, our rave has been a total disaster. The engineering display is on fire, half the bridge crew are passed out, and Mr. Worf is seeing LDS-induced dragons."



"Listen here, you bastards... NO, I do not want to upgrade to a Droid. I'm perfectly happy with my current phone and coverage."
__________________
"Divine intervention is unlikely." - The Doctor
Turd Ferguson is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:03 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.6
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
FireFox 2+ or Internet Explorer 7+ highly recommended.