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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 18 2013, 03:21 AM   #31
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Kirk: You go first, Cupcake
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Old January 18 2013, 03:36 AM   #32
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KIRK: Last time I saw a door in this shape, a sexy, bald, robot duplicate of a dead crewwoman wearing short robe was rampaging through the ship.

Hmmmm

I'm might have to handle this by myself fellas
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Old January 19 2013, 03:18 PM   #33
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The good news: The Enterprise finally got a bathroom. The bad news: Out of all possible locations on the ship, the villain in this installment chose to commit his crime there, and as a crime scene, the bathroom was now off limits.





Spock found Saavik a valuable addition to the Enterprise crew because she had proven herself quite the worthy opponent in farting contests.
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Old January 20 2013, 12:49 PM   #34
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Guard #1: Are you sure you won't wear protection, Captain?

Kirk: <Looks them over> I'm fine.




Spock: Listen to Gilmore wail on that Les Paul.
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Old January 20 2013, 10:33 PM   #35
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Picard: "I'm the only one who's truly vested in this mission."
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Old January 20 2013, 10:37 PM   #36
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Picard: "Commander Data, as it is clear that you possess the superior mullet, you will be in charge of the away mission."
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Old January 21 2013, 08:36 PM   #37
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"Only myself, Mr. Data and Worf are allowed to fire or combat the Borg. All others are cannon fodder and will be strictly reprimanded if caught trying to defend him or herself."



"I feel obligated to check out who is in Spock's quarters, but the door clearly says to not enter. Wait here, I'll contact Starfleet Command."



"No, Mr. Saavik, Admiral Kirk was supposed to get off the turbolift, we yell 'Surprise,' and THEN we set off the fireworks."
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Old January 21 2013, 08:42 PM   #38
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SPOCK: When did you schedule the fumigation to begin?

SAAVIK: 0800.

SPOCK: And what time is it, now?

SAAVIK: 08...oh.
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Old January 22 2013, 12:10 PM   #39
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Points for smuggling illegal fireworks across the Neutral Zone, Lieutenant. However you should have offered to share them with the Klingons.
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Old January 22 2013, 12:28 PM   #40
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Picard: "I'm not going to lie to you, men. Some of you will be assimilated. The rest of you will likely not survive. But know that your sacrifice will not be--"
Data: "Pardon me, Captain, but..."
Picard: "What is it, Mister Data?"
Data: "Sir, I remind you that we have traveled back in time. Prior to the twenty-fourth century, it was those Starfleet officers wearing red who traditionally did not survive long."
Picard: "...Bugger."
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Old January 22 2013, 02:29 PM   #41
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Picard: We have to rectify the timeline from Borg interference -
Svetlana: Yes! Like we rectify timeline from Soran in Nexus with the Captain Kirk.
Picard: Right, because I was in the Nexus and could choose any time to return to, so I chose to return to the mountaintop to fight Soran -
Svetlana: In the very heroic battle costing the Captain Kirk his life!
Picard: Um, right -
Svetlana: Because Soran did not prepare for lengthy battle on rickety metal bridge and timeline was mostly restored after he eat own missile.
Picard: Yes, quite -
Svetlana: Because he can blow up sun, but can not fly into Nexus with Klingon Bird of Prey. He not smart like Starfleet officer.
Picard: Look, what are you -
Svetlana: He never think we kill the Captain Kirk instead of go back to Enterprise B and save Kirk from Nexus and put refugee Soran in holding cell with minimum resistance. Or give him escape pod to fly into Nexus no trouble.
Picard: Now, I don't think -
Svetlana: So we big hero rescue timeline and only put one planet of 230 million peoples at risk. Our fists prevail! Soran big dummy underestimate big Starfleet fist!
Picard: ...
Svetlana: And now we go save timeline again! Kirk would be proud - if he still alive.
Picard: Um, dismissed.

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Old January 25 2013, 03:12 AM   #42
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Picard: "Now this is a shotgun Wedding!"
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Old January 26 2013, 04:01 PM   #43
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When the Star Trek franchise borrowed the ejector seat concept from the James Bond franchise, it was not well received.
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Old January 27 2013, 05:02 AM   #44
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Triskelion wrote: View Post

Picard: We have to rectify the timeline from Borg interference -
Svetlana: Yes! Like we rectify timeline from Soran in Nexus with the Captain Kirk.
Picard: Right, because I was in the Nexus and could choose any time to return to, so I chose to return to the mountaintop to fight Soran -
Svetlana: In the very heroic battle costing the Captain Kirk his life!
Picard: Um, right -
Svetlana: Because Soran did not prepare for lengthy battle on rickety metal bridge and timeline was mostly restored after he eat own missile.
Picard: Yes, quite -
Svetlana: Because he can blow up sun, but can not fly into Nexus with Klingon Bird of Prey. He not smart like Starfleet officer.
Picard: Look, what are you -
Svetlana: He never think we kill the Captain Kirk instead of go back to Enterprise B and save Kirk from Nexus and put refugee Soran in holding cell with minimum resistance. Or give him escape pod to fly into Nexus no trouble.
Picard: Now, I don't think -
Svetlana: So we big hero rescue timeline and only put one planet of 230 million peoples at risk. Our fists prevail! Soran big dummy underestimate big Starfleet fist!
Picard: ...
Svetlana: And now we go save timeline again! Kirk would be proud - if he still alive.
Picard: Um, dismissed.
WINNER!!!!!
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Old January 27 2013, 10:55 PM   #45
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New Contest has begun!
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