TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Contests - Page 3

Isis · January 23 2013, 03:14 PM

Picard: "Note to self: No more bets with Beverly, no matter how horny I am. Because if she won once, she can win again, and I can end up doing even more of young Mr. Crusher's homework."

inflatabledalek · January 23 2013, 10:36 PM

Picard: Computer, I asked for the files on the Starship Yamato, not the Battleship Yamato.

Wait... is this one of those anime's with naked chicks?

Computer: Negative.

Picard: Bring up the files on the Starship Yamato computer.

BriGuy · January 23 2013, 10:46 PM

Picard: ...ok, 3 here... 5, 9... 1... MERDE!

Riker: Captain, Romulan vessel decloaking, you're needed on the bridge.

Picard: Not now Number One!

OK, 2 here... 4... 6...

BriGuy · January 23 2013, 10:48 PM

Figures.

His positronic network failed the day after his warranty expired.

Triskelion · January 24 2013, 12:22 AM

Worf: Captain, the Pakleds are flooding the market with their own Soong-type android. They call him Mister Dater.

Picard: Curse you Ambassador T'Pel, I mean Sub-Commander Selok from Data's Day!

Worf: They should call him Mister Leakypants.

Nerys Myk · January 24 2013, 12:42 AM

WORF: Look, just decide where you want him. I'm sick of moving him around.

doubleohfive · January 24 2013, 02:24 AM

THE DOCTOR: Worf? Son of Mogh? Is that you?

JonnyBoy · January 24 2013, 07:31 PM

Picard: Mr. Worf, when I ordered everyone to pick a souvenir before abandoning ship, I meant something like a PADD, or maybe one of the blobby ships on the wall in the lounge.

Triskelion · January 25 2013, 08:33 PM

This should keep the door to your ready room open, sir.

doubleohfive · January 25 2013, 08:35 PM

Fed up with his malfunctioning android, Worf waits patiently at the Enterprise's Genius Bar to get his first iPhone.

Triskelion · January 26 2013, 06:51 PM

Geordi: He's an android, sir. Not a mannequin.

Riker: Oh yeah? Then explain why Doctor Crusher and Counselor Troi had him modeling wedding gowns at Keiko's bridal shower.

Data: I have no recollection of those events.

Riker: Report to Menswear, Lieutenant. We're running a sale on fall blazers.

LeadHead · January 27 2013, 05:11 AM

New contest to start either late tonight or sometime tomorrow!

LeadHead · January 27 2013, 10:31 PM

New Contest! Get to captioning!

January 23 2013, 03:14 PM	#31
Isis Commodore	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: "Note to self: No more bets with Beverly, no matter how horny I am. Because if she won once, she can win again, and I can end up doing even more of young Mr. Crusher's homework."

January 23 2013, 10:36 PM	#32
inflatabledalek Captain	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: Computer, I asked for the files on the Starship Yamato, not the Battleship Yamato. Wait... is this one of those anime's with naked chicks? Computer: Negative. Picard: Bring up the files on the Starship Yamato computer. __________________ TRANSFORMATION: THE ABSENCE OF PETER DAVID A fill-in for a fill-in is better than you'd expect in my look at: Plight of the Bumblebee! Part 1

January 23 2013, 10:46 PM	#33
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: ...ok, 3 here... 5, 9... 1... MERDE! Riker: Captain, Romulan vessel decloaking, you're needed on the bridge. Picard: Not now Number One! OK, 2 here... 4... 6...

January 23 2013, 10:48 PM	#34
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Figures. His positronic network failed the day after his warranty expired.

January 24 2013, 12:22 AM	#35
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Worf: Captain, the Pakleds are flooding the market with their own Soong-type android. They call him Mister Dater. Picard: Curse you Ambassador T'Pel, I mean Sub-Commander Selok from Data's Day! Worf: They should call him Mister Leakypants. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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January 24 2013, 12:42 AM	#36
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont WORF: Look, just decide where you want him. I'm sick of moving him around. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 24 2013, 02:24 AM	#37
doubleohfive Fleet Admiral Location: Los Angeles, CA	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont THE DOCTOR: Worf? Son of Mogh? Is that you? __________________ "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire

January 24 2013, 07:31 PM	#38
JonnyBoy Lieutenant Commander Location: Earth (not the Cylon one, the second one.)	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Picard: Mr. Worf, when I ordered everyone to pick a souvenir before abandoning ship, I meant something like a PADD, or maybe one of the blobby ships on the wall in the lounge. __________________ 112365365321 / C# C# D E A G# E A G# E D C#

January 25 2013, 08:33 PM	#39
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont This should keep the door to your ready room open, sir. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 25 2013, 08:35 PM	#40
doubleohfive Fleet Admiral Location: Los Angeles, CA	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Fed up with his malfunctioning android, Worf waits patiently at the Enterprise's Genius Bar to get his first iPhone. __________________ "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it." -Voltaire

January 26 2013, 06:51 PM	#41
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont Geordi: He's an android, sir. Not a mannequin. Riker: Oh yeah? Then explain why Doctor Crusher and Counselor Troi had him modeling wedding gowns at Keiko's bridal shower. Data: I have no recollection of those events. Riker: Report to Menswear, Lieutenant. We're running a sale on fall blazers. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus Last edited by Triskelion; January 26 2013 at 08:15 PM.

January 27 2013, 05:11 AM	#42
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont New contest to start either late tonight or sometime tomorrow! __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X

January 27 2013, 10:31 PM	#43
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Cont New Contest! Get to captioning! __________________ Caption Contests: TOS TNG ENT Movies I-X