VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality - Page 2

Nerys Myk · January 21 2013, 10:37 PM

EMH: You, idiots. You don't take an Irishman to Fair Haven!

LeadHead · January 21 2013, 11:08 PM

Voyager's party guests rarely got warm welcomes.

EMH: His nose is broken in 3 places and it appears that after that kick from Lieutenant Torres, he'll never have children.

Kim: So I told her, "I'm the operations officer."

Paris: And?

Kim: She hung up on me.

Janeway: Janeway to Voyager. I'm ready to beam back. Voyager? VOYAGER?!

Naomi: Seven, why do I have better table manners than you?

Nerys Myk · January 21 2013, 11:16 PM

KIM: So I clap and the lights come on. If I clap again they go off. Pretty cool, eh?

Triskelion · January 22 2013, 01:12 PM

Harry: Because I am a WILD AND CRAZY GUY!
Tom: Ha ha ha. You're going to get sucked out into space.

Carey: I'm suing this ship for sexual harrassment.
EMH: You were struck in the face by a Klingon.
Carey: Exactly. It's payday, suckas.
Tuvok: Logical.

Computer, reduce fish smell fifty percent.

There is no such subroutine in progress.

Triskelion · January 25 2013, 09:19 PM

Paris: Cross the streams!

Janeway: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client, the nice lady who paid us in advance, before she became a dog!

Paris: Not necessarily - there's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive!

Janeway: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!

Tuvok: This job is definitely not worth another five a year.

Chakotay: What's wrong with him, Doc?

EMH: I don't know - he keeps repeating the same thing over and over.

Carey: Threshold!

Tuvok: Curious.

Kim: And then I invited her in and showed her my etchings.

Tom: You - actually drew etchings?

Kim: Of course! Klingons riding Pegasus horses.

Tom: And then she left.

Kim: And then she left.

Computer, will my ship ever come in?

Affirmative. If by come in you mean "arrive in the mail," and by ship you mean "Vulcan marital aid."

Naomi: I don't know what Neelix is cooking, but smells like bitch stew.

Seven: Oh no she di'ent!

Ln X · January 26 2013, 12:40 AM

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January 21 2013, 10:37 PM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality EMH: You, idiots. You don't take an Irishman to Fair Haven! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 21 2013, 11:08 PM	#17
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality Voyager's party guests rarely got warm welcomes. EMH: His nose is broken in 3 places and it appears that after that kick from Lieutenant Torres, he'll never have children. Kim: So I told her, "I'm the operations officer." Paris: And? Kim: She hung up on me. Janeway: Janeway to Voyager. I'm ready to beam back. Voyager? VOYAGER?! Naomi: Seven, why do I have better table manners than you? __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

January 21 2013, 11:16 PM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality KIM: So I clap and the lights come on. If I clap again they go off. Pretty cool, eh? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 22 2013, 01:12 PM	#19
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality Harry: Because I am a WILD AND CRAZY GUY! Tom: Ha ha ha. You're going to get sucked out into space. Carey: I'm suing this ship for sexual harrassment. EMH: You were struck in the face by a Klingon. Carey: Exactly. It's payday, suckas. Tuvok: Logical. Computer, reduce fish smell fifty percent. There is no such subroutine in progress. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 25 2013, 09:19 PM	#20
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality Paris: Cross the streams! Janeway: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client, the nice lady who paid us in advance, before she became a dog! Paris: Not necessarily - there's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive! Janeway: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it! Tuvok: This job is definitely not worth another five a year. Chakotay: What's wrong with him, Doc? EMH: I don't know - he keeps repeating the same thing over and over. Carey: Threshold! Tuvok: Curious. Kim: And then I invited her in and showed her my etchings. Tom: You - actually drew etchings? Kim: Of course! Klingons riding Pegasus horses. Tom: And then she left. Kim: And then she left. Computer, will my ship ever come in? Affirmative. If by come in you mean "arrive in the mail," and by ship you mean "Vulcan marital aid." Naomi: I don't know what Neelix is cooking, but smells like bitch stew. Seven: Oh no she di'ent! __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

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January 26 2013, 12:40 AM	#21
Ln X Fleet Captain Location: Blottoed in Quark's bar	Re: VOY Caption this 99; Duel and Duality This contest is now closed, here is link to the next contest below. http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.ph...46#post7591846 __________________ ST: The Approaching Shadow... Caption contests: *VOY ,* *DS9*