Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

Peacemaker · January 24 2013, 11:38 PM

Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator).

I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it.

RoJoHen · January 25 2013, 12:32 AM

I love this story. I really do.

sojourner · January 25 2013, 02:54 AM

Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests.

Ar-Pharazon · January 25 2013, 03:01 AM

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house

Ya think he was on bath salts?

trekkiedane · January 25 2013, 04:56 AM

Tony Land wrote:

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house.

Yeah well, that's his story...

Peach Wookiee · January 25 2013, 06:55 AM

That is... just freakin' crazy.

Peacemaker · January 25 2013, 03:07 PM

Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL

Robert Maxwell · January 25 2013, 03:08 PM

This is a pretty shitty story.

Peacemaker · January 25 2013, 06:09 PM

Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker!

Peach Wookiee · January 25 2013, 09:47 PM

Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

I know, my mind gets weird.

January 24 2013, 11:38 PM	#1
Peacemaker Vice Admiral Location: Time Vortex	Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator). I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it. __________________ Listen to my best friend's Podcast! DJ Mark Bisson Say my name, and every color illuminates! Last edited by Peacemaker; January 25 2013 at 12:16 AM.

January 25 2013, 12:32 AM	#2
RoJoHen Awesome Location: Wherever life takes me	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... I love this story. I really do. __________________ I am the Quintessential Admiral. Get ready to grow your EQUINOX BEARD!

January 25 2013, 02:54 AM	#3
sojourner Vice Admiral Location: I'm at WKRP	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests. __________________ Baby, you and me were never meant to be, just maybe think of me once in a while...

January 25 2013, 06:55 AM	#6
Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Location: Peach Wookiee	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... That is... just freakin' crazy. __________________ Peach's Websites http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1373040/ http://peachwookiee.deviantart.com/ http://peachwookieesparty.blogspot.com/ Check them out!

January 25 2013, 03:07 PM	#7
Peacemaker Vice Admiral Location: Time Vortex	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL __________________ Listen to my best friend's Podcast! DJ Mark Bisson Say my name, and every color illuminates!

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January 25 2013, 03:08 PM	#8
Robert Maxwell Cherry Chassis Location: The Track	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... This is a pretty shitty story. __________________ Your crash was, like, spectacular! My world simulation project! Also: Women and Men: Self-Image and Rape Culture

January 25 2013, 06:09 PM	#9
Peacemaker Vice Admiral Location: Time Vortex	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker! __________________ Listen to my best friend's Podcast! DJ Mark Bisson Say my name, and every color illuminates!

January 25 2013, 09:47 PM	#10
Peach Wookiee Cuddly Mod of Doom Location: Peach Wookiee	Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All... Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials? I know, my mind gets weird. __________________ Peach's Websites http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1373040/ http://peachwookiee.deviantart.com/ http://peachwookieesparty.blogspot.com/ Check them out!