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Old January 24 2013, 11:38 PM   #1
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Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

Last week (or was it the week before), we had the women accused of murder by breast. This week, I present to you, the man with the plan, the total package, the VNPM (violent naked pooping masturbator).

I would say keep it clean, but when poop is involved, we already need a shower. Remember, you can't unread it once you've seen it.
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Old January 25 2013, 12:32 AM   #2
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Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

I love this story. I really do.
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Old January 25 2013, 02:54 AM   #3
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Florida. Of course. No other state can top mine for crazy arrests.
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Old January 25 2013, 03:01 AM   #4
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Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house
Ya think he was on bath salts?
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Old January 25 2013, 04:56 AM   #5
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Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

Tony Land wrote:
I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house.
Yeah well, that's his story...
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Old January 25 2013, 06:55 AM   #6
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That is... just freakin' crazy.
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Old January 25 2013, 03:07 PM   #7
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Well, he is a carnival worker too. LOL
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Old January 25 2013, 03:08 PM   #8
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Re: Just When You Thought You'd Heard It All...

This is a pretty shitty story.
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Old January 25 2013, 06:09 PM   #9
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Hey, it's not every day you get to be a violent, naked, pooping, masturbating, home invading carnival worker!
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Old January 25 2013, 09:47 PM   #10
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Why does this sound like fodder for the Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

I know, my mind gets weird.
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