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Old January 23 2013, 12:09 PM   #1
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ENT Caption Contest #87: Enemy Mine, Idea Someone Else's

Greetings, captionettes! Seems we're full up on hilarity from the last contest, which means it's time to--



Yes, yes, I was just getting to that!

First up, we have the "J.J. Abrams Has Ruined Everything!" award, going to:
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Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.
Up next is the "You Haven't Experienced Tarantino Until You've Read Him in the Original Vulcan" award, going to:
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That Vulcan ketsunoana. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen a Tarantino movie, for that matter!
Followed by the "Won't You Not Be My Valentine?" award, going to:
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T'Pol: What is so amusing, Captain?
Archer: Oh, the execs' ideas for the show's finale. There's a great joke here about turning us all into holodeck characters.
Next is the "Works Almost Every Time" award, going to:
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Travis: "Well well well, what have we here?"

Hoshi: "Stop that right now. You are not Lando Calrissian."
And last but not least, the "Any Port in an Ion Storm" award, going to:
Triskelion wrote: View Post


Trip: Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

Hoshi:
Oh come on! It's the Captain's dog for crying out loud! How long have we been in space anyway??
The Laughing Vulcan wrote: View Post


"They gave me a line in this episode."
Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!

They say that the night is darkest before the dawn, but evidently those people never watched the middle portion of ENT's second season. Ladies and gents, I give you "Dawn." Have fun!









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Old January 23 2013, 01:39 PM   #2
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Your right molar needs some filling.



T'Pol!!

You can't go in there Trip, the whole compartment's flooded with radiation.
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Old January 23 2013, 04:06 PM   #3
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Trip: "Ouch! We should have listened to those warnings about sex in the desert! I've got sand boldly going where no sand has gone before!"
T'Pol (OS): "Me, too."
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Old January 23 2013, 04:17 PM   #4
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Alien: "STOP RAPPING, YOU HUMAN BASTARD!"
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Old January 23 2013, 06:47 PM   #5
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Thanks for the Valentine



Knocking sound on shuttlepod door.

Seventh Day Adventists (OS): Can we talk to you about our Lord?

Trip (thinks): Crap.
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Old January 23 2013, 06:55 PM   #6
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TRIP: Dang, this is sho mo' complicated than a boat ingin. Ah kaint even figger out how ta open tha dooor.
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Old January 23 2013, 07:48 PM   #7
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T'Pol: "Let me in!!!"
Trip: "But how do I know it's really you? I mean, this galaxy is lousy with shapeshifters!"
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Old January 23 2013, 08:29 PM   #8
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Trip: "Ouch! We should have listened to those warnings about sex in the desert! I've got sand boldly going where no sand has gone before!"
T'Pol (OS): "Me, too."
Archer (OS): That makes three of us.
Porthos (OS): Woof!
Archer (OS): Make that four of us.
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Old January 23 2013, 10:41 PM   #9
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Thank you twice Ln X~!!



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Trip: Let's see how Riker likes getting beamed into a wall three days before retirement.




There's something out on the wing! Oh wait - it's just Madeline. Not now!




Louis Gossett Jr. owes me child support!

Look man, we don't all know each other!




PEZ MEEEEEE!

Look in my shorts! Not all species keep their Pez in the same place!




Mother was right. I should have gone into porn. More benefits, fewer rubdowns.
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Old January 23 2013, 10:54 PM   #10
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Old January 24 2013, 12:27 AM   #11
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Thank you twice Ln X~!!
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I do apologize Skywalker! at meself.

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Old January 24 2013, 12:30 AM   #12
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You are forgiven.
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Old January 24 2013, 05:08 AM   #13
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TRIP: Dude, breath mints. Look it in to it.
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Old January 25 2013, 01:26 PM   #14
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Trip: Am I pregnant again?
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Old January 29 2013, 12:00 PM   #15
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Trip: You maybe asking why I'm naked, lying down on rocks and in a complete daze. Well you see T'Pol and I took a trip down to Vulcan and her idea of fun is exploring these barren dusty forges in the middle of nowhere, that was arduous enough until I had the misfortune of her Pon'Far suddenly striking. Sorry did I say misfortune? Right now she's engaging in a little foreplay though I shudder to think what will happen when she pounces upon me...
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